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Furno, during a fight with a random villain: TRY ME B-TCH, I F-CKING DARE YOU!!! I'LL RIP YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF AND TWIST IT TO EACH CONSTELLATION IN THE BLUE SKY!!!

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Same energy

Rocka, looking in Furno's direction:

Furno: YOU STARING AT ME POO BEAR?!?! WITH THAT GODDAMN MAGIC WAND ON THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?!? I GOT THREE LEPRECHAUNS TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW, AND THEY ALL SAY "SH-T".

Rocka:

Rocka: What the f-ck.

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Random villain:

Fire Lord: YOU STARIN' AT ME, LA PIÑATA!?

Random villain: Wait, what?

Fire Lord charges towards them at full speed.

Random villain: OH SHI-

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Nex: Furno, words can hurt others.

Furno, without hesitation: Yeah, why else would I use them.

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Furno, to Corroder: YOU CHALLENGING ME, BOOTLEG GREEN GOBLIN?!?!

Corroder: YOU CALLED ME A-

Furno: WELL PAINT ME BLUE AND CALL ME PAPA SMURF,*points at Toxic Reapa while maintaining eye contact* YOU TOOK THE BIGGEST DAMN SH-T I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

Corroder and Toxic Reapa:

Toxic Reapa:...What is your proble-

Furno, to Reapa: SHUT UP!

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Von Ness: Apparently "spite" is not an 'appropriate answer' to "What motivates you?"

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Furno: I'll pull your pen-s inside out.

Rotor: I don't have one.

Furno: I'll pull your va-

Rotor: I don't have one either.

Furno: I'll pull-

Rotor: I don't have ANYTHING in between my legs.

Furno proceeded to throw a brick at Rotor's head, the brick shattered.

Rotor: I'm not even mad, just disappointed.

Furno: Your disappointment fuels me.

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Core Hunter: I blew up a few daycares, orphanages, and hospitals today.

Speeda Demon, Voltix, and Black Phantom: WHY?!?!

Core Hunter: It's simple, population control. Just kidding, it was because I can.

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Stringer: Hey Furno!

Furno: Yeah?

Stringer: Do you ever think?

Furno: Nope!

Stringer: Well imagine if you did.

Furno:

Furno: No

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Anything: *exists*

Jetbug: And I took it personally.

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Furno: I would just like everyone to know...it's official!

Furno: I now identify as a THREAT

Furno: My pronouns are TRY/ME.

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Demon: Hey, I bought your soul last week and-

Von Nebula: No returns.

Demon: Please, it's trying to take Hell over...