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POV: Not the time Quaddle!

(The team are dealing with XPlode, Rotor, Firelord and his group on a mission)
Siren: (riding her bike, narrowly avoids XPlode's missiles) Shit!
Quaddle: (from the communications line) [Language!]
Siren: ... No one's gonna point the fact Quad' just said "language"?
Zib: (sighs) I know.

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(Siren is sitting on the couch as she's fiddling with a pen in her fingers)
Evo: (sitting next to her while reading a book) Why do you do that?
Siren: The pen is mightier than the sword Nathan.
(Siren throws the pen like a dagger or knife which goes past Furno's face and embeds itself into the wall)

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POV: Creator/Lynn had Siren's first ex boyfriend over at the mansion for a challenge

Siren: (glaring the guy down)
Kamreon(the ex): (staring at Siren)
Stormer: (walks past Siren and stares down Kamreon) There are one million two hundred fifty two words in the entire English dialect and there's not even a single combination of them that describes my urge to hit you with a chair.
Siren: ... That's an angry dad.

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Siren & Breez: (on the couch of the main room as they watch Moon Knight)
Stormer: (walks in and notices the show) Moon Knight?
Breez: Marc Spector and Steven Grant are dream team is of skill and looks.
Siren: I just noticed something.
Breez & Stormer: What?
Siren: Since fangirls of the show are so into both of them for relationships and that they share the same body, (looks at Breez and Stormer) wouldn't it count as a poly in some way or a sharing the same girl with dad and Virus of you Breez?
(Stormer chokes on his breath at that as Breez giggles a bit and Reaper, who was on the floor, laughed at that)

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Random Person: Sexual attraction is what makes us living beings!
Siren: (sips her soda) Do it.
Zib & Vakama: (both Asexual) Oh it's tough to be a God.
(Bot and Ruth laugh at that)

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POV: Serena be clingy

Serena: I want cuddles!
Corroder: (from across the hall) No!
Serena: Cuddles!
Corroder: I got you cookies!
Serena: Please!
Corroder: NO!
Serena: Corroder!
Corroder: NO!
Serena: PLEASE!
(A sigh is heard as Corroder enters Serena's room and gets on her bed to cuddle her)
Serena: (immediately snuggled into him) Yee.

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POV: Furno is a SIMP

Surge: (just exists)
Furno: God damnit stop being so fucking cute!
Siren: Mom your a simp.
(Bulk and Rocka laugh at that)

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Ruth: (walks into the main room with a shaky sigh as he's in his human form)
Stormer: (notices him) Ruth what's wrong?
Ruth: Wiccaphobia, got it halfway of being around my first familiar.
Stormer: .... Why's it acting up?
Ruth: (sighs shakily) Siren decided to do some cleansing around the house with herbs and all since she felt bad energies. I'll always get shaken up when she does her spell work like that....

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Nebula: Seriously, Purge, how many people would you have killed if we'd asked you to?
Serena: That's not important
Purge: I DISAGREE.

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Serena: Are you a painting?
Corroder: What-?
Serena: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Corroder: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
(Serena is just confused by that)

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Breez: What are you eating?
Stormer: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Breez: I like you, don't I?

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Siren: *gets a text* Oh! It's Jackle.
Surge, excitedly: Did he get me the stuff?
Siren: Yeah, he say he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Surge: Wow! Where'd he find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Siren: You wanted fake blood?
Surge:
Siren: I'll go call Jackle.

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Rotor: What's sexting?
XPlode: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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Furno: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Surge: Nope, there's 26.
Furno: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Surge: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Furno: You'll get the D later

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Purge: So, are you two dating now?
Serena & Corroder: Yes.
Person E: Why?
Serena: I happen to find Corroder very appealing.
Corroder: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Serena.

Corroder be insecure in someway? Yup

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Zib: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Shadowzone: ...

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Siren: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Zib: If we lose, you're out of the will.
Rocka: I was in the will?

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Stringer: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Bulk: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Stringer, already taking off his clothes: God, Duncan you're so fucking stupid.

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POV: The villians finding out Serena and Dark Purge kill people

Meltdown: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!

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POV: Going through Serena's head during the Villians VS Heroes fight at Hero Factory [Spoilers for Future]

Serena: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

Aye got the idea for this randomly and finished it up a few days later after the last one at 3am yay...

I'ma sleep now
Gn and later hoes!

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