Siren: You know what's funny and ironic?
Stormer: What?
Siren: So you know my Nightmaren eyes are yellow and now my left eye is your color?
Stormer: Yeah, what about it?
Siren: Who else of this team has yellow eyes?
(Furno rolls his eyes in an amused manner at that as Stormer chuckles)

****
Serena: *holds a gun out to Rotor*
Rotor: I-I don't believe in guns.
Serena: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

****

Evo: Damn, Nex, are you secretly cool?
Nex: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Evo: (obviously lying to hide his crushing) I do not.

****

Furno: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?"
Surge: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

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Quaddle: [You use emoji's like a straight person.]
Siren: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

****

Shadowzone: You're ugly.
Zib: Tone indicator?
Shadowzone: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs
(Zib kicks Shadowzone in his kneecap)

****

Furno: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Stormer, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
(Siren laughs at her parents)

****

Zib: Why don't you go talk to them?
B.P, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Zib: What? So you go tell them they're cute, what's the worst that could happen?
B.P: They could hear me.

****

Rotor: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and...
XPlode: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Meltdown: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...
Thunder: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
(Serena is confused by the two husbands and her kids)

****

Reala: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Jackle: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Reala: Fair point.

****

Siren: Is Surge always like this when he loses?
Furno: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Surge: You bumped that table and you know it!

****

POV: Virus doesn't know how to parent properly most of the time

Stormer (Virus): I am in charge of this disaster!
Siren: I have a name, you know.

****

Zib: What did you two do?
Siren:
Surge:
Zib: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Purge: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Corroder: I'm a knife.
Serena, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

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Siren: Did Reala just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Ruth: Yeah, he did.
Siren: And did I just do finger guns back?
Ruth: Yeah, you did.

*****

POV: Future Events
(Wolfie this will help ideas for ya' for incorrect quotes after you know what events)

Stormer: I told Ness to grab snacks for everyone.
Siren, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Bulk, Evo, and Purge raise their hands*

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Siren, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Furno: *half asleep* Siren, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.

****

Siren: *runs up to doors*
Furno: Be careful, Siren! These doors say "Blast Danger"!

Alternatively this could be for Surge or Zib as well

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Stormer: (talking of Stacey) Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
Siren: Mmm, we aren't really that close.
Stormer: Oh, good.

****

Rocka, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?
Surge: Blue flavor!
Bulk: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?
Surge: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!
Rocka: Blue is not a flavor!
Surge: BLUE FLAVOR!

****

Siren: I'm totally useless.
Cheyenne(Bio older sister): You're not totally useless.
Cheyenne: You can be used as a bad example.

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POV: Before Siren and Reala began dating

Siren: I want a bf.
Makuta: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you're being really vague here.
(Roodaka laughs in the background)

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Surge: *running towards Person F with open arms*
Furno: *moves out of the way*
Surge: Hey, why'd you move?!
Furno: I thought you were going to attack me.
Surge: I was going to hug you!
Furno: Why would you hug me?
Surge: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

****

Serena: *lying down and crying*
XPlode: There, there. Why don't you take some time off to not be around me while you're like this?

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Siren: Pros and cons of dating me.
Siren: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Siren: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Ackar, teaching Siren to drive: Okay, you're driving and Makuta and Mata Nui walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Siren: Oh, definitely Mata Nui. I could never hurt Makuta.
Ackar, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

****

PoV: Siren of her Bio Siblings

Siren: I still don't have a New Year's resolution.
Thomas, the brother who got away with death threatening and regular threatening her: You could lose a few.
Cheyenne, the sister who bullied Siren before she moved out and graduated: You could be less lazy.
Taylor, the sister her cut herself from her step mom's(Stacey's)side of the family: Don't be such a bitch.
Siren: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

****

Siren: If I run and leap at Stormer, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Siren, running towards Stormer: Coming in!
Stormer: No! I'm holding coffee!
Stormer: *Drops coffee and catches Siren*

Ayyyyyeeeeeee
I find it funny upon I take a break from this one to work on an actual fanfic and Wolfie uploads a new one right after 😂

Nice timing on that one girl 😂

It's almost 3am and I wanna get a fanfic in works of a draft done and work on a YT video

Later how's!