Siren: Measuring a bridge with Ryan Shadowzone's penis length, would be measuring a football field in nanometers, good day!
Zib: OOOOOOOOH!
(Siren grins as she flips Shadowzone off who growled as Gaia laughed with Embers along with Alpha team)

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POV: What Siren deals with being a patron of Loki

Siren: I guess I'm just to tough to cry.
Breez: Just yesterday you were crying about snakes.
Siren: (shaky voice as she tears up) They don't have any arms...

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POV: This trend

Furno: Every time your parents call you by your siblings name you get five minutes added to your life.
Stormer: (already knows) Kid don't.
Siren: (dealing with her biological family for years) I'm gonna live forever!

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POV: Ruth showing Alpha team another of recordings he had of Siren and Stacey

Stacey: I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it.
Siren: Then do it then, you fucking act like I ASKED or even WANTED to be born in the fucking first place! I've been trying to do your work for ya' for nine fucking years now! My suicide attempts I haven't done in a while but my self harm I'm still failing at!
Stacey: IT WOULD BE A FUCKING BLESSING FOR EVERYONE YOU FINALLY KILLED YOURSELF-
(Ruth stopped the video as he took a shaky breath as Alpha team were trying to control their emotions)

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Thresher: Calling people daddy is gross.
Aria: Stop kink shaming me!
Thresher: Kink shaming is my kink.
(Aria screams at that as she has a slight blush while Zib, Bot and Fortis just watch to the side)

Is this a poly that may happen of these five? Perhaps

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POV: Alpha team dealing with an escape room almost for Puzzler's traps
Note: Takes place after the events of the Hero Factory Hero Tornament so slight spoilers

Surge: (standing on a table) I believe I can fly! (Jumps off the table and lands on his front)
Purge: (winces)
Furno: Oh my God are you okay?
Siren: I believe you can die.
Ness: MEDIC!
Ruth: They said nothing was in the cloud but Surge was in the clouds!
Surge: I could touch them on my finger tips!
(The rest of the team is strongly confused or amused)

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Evo: What kind of maniac wakes up an hour early to write Erotic fanfiction?
Siren: Me.
(Stormer sighs at that)

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POV: Reala No-

Siren: (wears shorts)
Reala: Holy shit, look at them buns!

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Furno: (in the store) Dude, dude they have it, they have it. (Picks up a can which was rainbow themed and said House Wine) They have Gay wine, Gay wine.
(Furno wheezes watching Surge SPRINT at him)

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Siren: (woke up early due to Loki's candle crackling)
Loki: (with Siren's powers to speak in her head) Hi! Hi!
Siren: (laughs a bit as she grabs her glasses) Morning Loki...
Loki: Good morning!
Siren: Mornin'...

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POV: Hero Factory Attack

Siren: (hiding with some rookie heroes who haven't been assigned teams yet) Come on already! You seriously that scared of getting shot? There's a five out of six chance to screw me!
(Lightstone had aimed his gun with a sniper vision from his eye scope and headshoted two Shadow Villians with one shot when she finished talking)
Dragons: Nice Light'.
Lightstone: Thanks.
(Siren just stared as Sammy was grinning)

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Dragons: (Feminist side of brain) When will companies stop sexualizing female characters to make them popular?
Dragons: (lesbian side of brain ) Tight jeans, double D's, making me go (wolf whistle)

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XPlode: Word association go, holiday.
Rotor: Boys.
(Rotor, Xplode, Serena and Corroder laugh at that as Serena had her head in Corroder's lap)
Corroder: (laughing) What the fuck, boys?!
Rotor: (laughing himself) I don't know.

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Y/N: Y'all got that one friend who just reeks of undiagnosed Autism?
Lewa: Well of course I know him, he is me.
(Tahu laughs at that with Pohatu)

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The team: (hears a noise outside the mansion)
Siren: (the woman who grew up on Courage the Cowardly Dog, walks off) That it! I'm getting me mallot!
Ruth: Siren no!

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POV: This Family in the Villians

Serena: (slides in a room using her socks for friction)
Meltdown: (slides in a bit past her)
Thunder: (slides in last but slips and faceplants into the ground)
(Meltdown is laughing as Serena rushes to check on Thunder)

Aye did I decide to make this since Wolfie posted a new one? Yes, yes I did bc I'm bored and have no life

Eh, I'ma go now

Later hoes!