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Song In Media: Undefeatable from Sonic Frontiers

When Siren finally takes the newly cuffed villians to the Hero Craft

(The team got Rotor and XPlode and Siren was the one with Ruth taking them to the Hero Craft)
Siren: (grins of an idea) Mom can I use your gun for a sec?
Furno: (hesitates a bit before handing Siren his gun) Uh, sure why?
Siren: (takes it in hand and takes the gun off safety) Rotor should remember this and I'm sure you, dad, Breez and Surge would too.
(Ruth chuckles while shaking his head)
(Siren aimed Furno's gun and shot at XPlode and Rotor's asses)
Bulk: Pfffft-
Evo: (cackles)
Stormer: (wheezing in laughter barely standing upright)
The other heroes: (laughing like mad)
Siren: PAYBACK FOR MAKING YOUR CAPTURE SO FUCKING DIFFICULT! (Shoots their asses again)
Zib: (from the coms) What the hell is going on?
Quaddle: (also from the coms) Not sure if I wanna know myself Zib.

Was this the one that inspired the whole incorrect quote chapter to be made? Yes, yes it was

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Molten and Twisted Bonnie decorating the Christmas tree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp7bdaCi9rg

Video definitely not mine

Twisted Bonnie: (managed to get tangled in the tree with the lights) Molten get me down please.
Molten: (laughs)
T.Bonnie: Stooop, MOM HELP MEH!
Siren: (walks in with Nex) what in the-
Molten: (laughter worsens)

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Siren: Christmas was basically Christians stealing a Pagan holiday to press down on Pagan's and also to take over with their religion. The actual holiday is known as Yule Tide, which has stuff stolen from that made Christmas.
Siren: So no one should give me glares for saying "Happy Yule Tide" on December twenty fifth because that's the original holiday.

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Bulk: Why do short ass girls be so fucking mean dog?
Bulk: (to Siren as he puts her on top of the fridge) Like you are 5'6", I will pick you up, put you on top of the fridge and I'm not gonna let you down until you wanna act nice with me.
Siren: DUNCAN BULK! IF YOU NOT GET ME DOWN I WILL KICK YOUR ASS INTO THE VERY TILE OF THE KITCHEN FLOOR ASSHAT!
Stormer: (walked in) Uhh, what the hell?

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Serena being a mom

Drilldozer: I had a cursed mental image.
Nitro: What?
Drilldozer: Serena carrying either Thunder or Meltdown like nothing because mom instincts.
Serena: (carrying a sleeping Meltdown bridal carry) Well that was some weird timing.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-i4z1_fkWo

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Human AU

Serena: (crawls inside Corroder's shirt to stay cuddling with him while sleeping)

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Miko met Lysander

Lysander: (has his snout on his front paws as he stares at Miko with Rocka next to him)
Miko: I'm getting flashbacks to the Predicons I swear.
Siren: (cackles)

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Serena: Corroder! I got joke for you.
Corroder: What?
Serena: Why doesn't Santa have any kids of his own?
Corroder: Because their all elves?
Serena: Because he comes once and it's down a chimney.
Corroder: (inhales sharply) woman-

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These three siblings

(Kayra, Meltdown and Thunder were in the kitchen eating as they talked)
Kayra: Sandwich, sandwich, sandwich.
(Meltdown and Thunder join in bc yolo)
All three: sandwich, sandwich, sandwich, sandwich, sandwich!

Ik short but I wanted to get this out before Christmas tbh
Don't hate me for it!

I'ma go now

Later hoes!

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