Song in Media: Caught In a Dream by All Insane Kids

Context: Serena being a tease

Serena: Time to do some sketchy shit, do da, do da
Later
Serena: (running away from Corroder in HEELS) DID NOT GET AWAY WITH IT! FUCKY FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Corroder: GET BACK HERE!
Serena: AHH-

*****

Mata Kids AU
Someone managed to piss Gali off

Gali: You just triggered my fight or flight response
Gali: (grinning sadistically as she forms orbs of water around her hands) And I am a flightless bird
Onua: Sister No!

*****

Siren: I know what God really wants, damn it! He wants me to kill my motherfucking self! That's why he fucks with me! That's why he gave me a fucked up ass life!
Siren: But the jokes on him-
Siren: I AIN'T GONNA GIVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER THE SATISFACTION!

*****

After a rough fight during a task

Rotor: (in a hole) Purge are you in there?!
Purge: (from in the hole) Did anybody get the number of that BITCH?
Serena: Eighteen.
Purge: Thank you.
Speeda: You okay in there Purge?!
Purge: (he's not okay and in a sour move) EAT A DICK!
Speeda: (unphased) Oh okay he's fine

*****

Highschool AU
K and Loki go on hikes and Loki likes to play LOTR music

K: I can't go any further
Loki: I can't carry it the rest of the way.
Loki: (turning to K) BUT I CAN CARRY YOU!
(Loki immediately picked up K fireman style and began to run with them)
K: (cackling in hysteria)
Loki: COME ON FROLO!
K: (wheezes)

*****

Furno: (looking at a pair of cut blue jeans pants legs on the pavement by a bus stop) No because who the fuck had a jortmergancy in damn Makohero City?

Am I imagining Makohero City and even the villain base are suffering this intense heat we have in America rn? Yes, absolutely
THEY SHALL SUFFER WITH ME AND BIO-

*****

Kibou: I summon-
Kibou: DADDY ISSUES!
Siren: (running up at him) THE FUCK YOU MEAN DADDY ISSUES?!
Kibou: AH-

*****

Artificial Titan [Monsterverse AU]
Post New Empire

Kong: (snoozing on the ground in Hollow Earth)
Godzilla: (stomps in front of him waking him up) Where's Rue?!
Kong: (standing up) You lost HER?!
(The two realize the possibility of Grandma taking Godzilla's adoptive daughter)
Kong & Godzilla: SHIMO!

It was not grandma Shimo but in fact Mothra coming to get her and Gojira's daughter

*****

Irl stuff

My mother: [Birth name]? it's seven o'clock in the morning
Irl me: (who stayed up all night waiting for Godzilla X Kong The New Empire to release on Max) Todays the DAY!

*****

Siren: IF YOU WANT A MODERN HOUSE THEN BUY A MODERN HOUSE! STOP RUINING ALL THE PRETTY ONES!

*****

Something of Bayonetta 2

Loki: You again?
Loki: Look mate, one the mask is shit? Okay?
Loki: And second, get out of my way.

K come get your man that is Aseir, he's bullying Bayo's dad

******

A random thing

(The villains needed a distraction on a task and Serena opted with some of the other villains)
Serena: (running backwards while playing He's a Pirate from Pirates of the Caribbean on a violin)
Speeda, Meltdown, Rotor, Corroder: (running alongside her laughing)
Security: (chasing them)
XPlode, Voltix, Purge and Vortex: (confused Mf'ers)

*****

Mata Nui and his ass-

Kiina: That armor does nothing for your ass
Mata: (rolls his eyes) No one asked you to look Kiina
Ackar: (bluntly honest) I think it looks great, as far as I'm honest that's GSR's ass
Mata: What-

Later

Mata: (beat a shapeshifter (not Krahka dw) in a fight, panting, looks at their butt still in his Toa form) That is GSR's ass-
Ackar: I told you!
Klaus: What-

*****

Mata Kids AU
In-between Ignition Arc and Bara Magna arc

Ackar: Now what kind of chuckle head told you to walk this way-
Gelu: (bursting from behind some rocks) I FOUND A STICK!
Ackar: (mother fucker nearly gave me a heart attack at 52 years old)
Kiina: Gelu, Ackar says you've been taking us in the WRONG direction.
Gelu: (laughs, nervously) Y-You see I was confused by the c-chorogphy a-and the geography-
Ackar: (as Gelu keeps rambling, to Kiina and Gresh) First rule as a Glatorian never take directions from the ice tribe.

It's funny considering Ray has the same VA as MOVIE Ackar 😂

*****

Siren: (livsestreaming Minecraft, groans while stretching)
Chat Dono: Siren I'm getting a pet bearded dragon, what should I name it?
Siren: (thunder crack sound board, echo voice changer) D A V E
Siren: (turns off voice changer and starts reading chat donos aloud)

*****

Future AU
Serena accidentally shared her pregnancy news with Corroder when not trying to like she wanted to

Corroder: You good sugar cube? You've been unwell the past month
Serena: Yeah, this first trimester is brutal.
Corroder:
Serena:
Serena: (mentally) Shit I didn't tell him before-
Corroder: WAIT WHAT-

*****

(Siren is running top in training at Hero Factory)
Shadowzone: (mentally) Damnit, she's fast. The only thing on that bitch's mind is this train.
Siren: (just winging it) Life is like a hurricane, here in, duck first-

You'd think I'd like Duck Tales because Ben Swartz voices Dewy and I love Mickey and Friends but nope can't get into it no matter how hard I try like with Shameless, GoT and Bridgerton

*****

After AO3 repair shut down on July first

Random: Alright who's not dead? Sound off!
(Various groaning is heard)

On the ANNIVERSARY of the attack on AO3 TOO?!

******

G1 Transformers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvASKCS7uBI

Starscream: YOU CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE MEGATRON!
Starscream: AHHHHHHHHHH-

I love my son-

*****

Irl Me: You'd think of my twenty two years of life on earth not counting my two temporary deaths (don't ask long story) I would have a better sense of time and good time management
Irl me: APPARENTLY FUCKING NOT I LOOKED AT MY PHONE ONCE AND IT WENT FROM 10PM TO 3AM SO FAST AS I WAS PLAYING SIMS 4 AND WATCHING EAS SCENARIOS!

******

Breez: (recording some turtles in a pond for Siren, starts singing in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme tone) Just a bunch of normal turtles, just a bunch of normal turtles, just a bunch of normal turtles. Chilling on a log, solar power!

*****

This should explain itself (and also I'm too tired to type this out but it's in canon)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn695L9r0Tg

*****

HS AU
Don't drink folks
Especially underage drinking

Serena: (has Rotor on the phone) Hey man
Rotor: Hey I'm walking to your apartment
Serena: (wheezes) What?
Rotor: Number one save the liquor, number two save the door
Corroder: (cackling in the background)
Serena: Alright I don't mind getting drunk-

*****

Siren: (goes to the store with one of her snakes)
Loki the snake in question: (curled over Siren's shoulders and head resting on her ear)
Siren: Really Loki?
(The cottonmouth snake's tongue licks her ear making her snort)
Siren: 'ight then

*****

Siren: You know your old when Wall-E is now sixteen years old-

I'm too tired to continue this rn so here

Later fuckers