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Daniel, The Danny Boy!

Shawn and Mendes pass their devilish grin.

I make the empty bottle sleep on the table and pet it adorably. "Ready?" I alert everyone. Our sharp eyes static at the bottle's opening.

Ryan blows the smoke and passes the blunt to Mendes with a curt nod. A cue to start the game. I get my crazy Nicky Minaj ass ready as I spin the bottle.

The bottle whirls fast against the law of speed and distance. Soon, it clumsily slows down pointing towards Ryan. But in an instant, he hits the wooden table from below and the bottle stops at Mendes, the brainless cat.

"Truth." Mendes spats.

"We only play dares here." Shawn says after licking his dry chapped lips.

Weed and dare games. It's the best way to pass our time when we get kicked out of our classes. Plus, it's fun like anal sex. 

"Your dare is... You have to ask for permission from everyone here before going to the bathroom, for the whole day. And here is the twist my friend," Shawn points his finger in the air and imitates Trump's voice, "If anyone denies, you will not pee, for the whole day." Mendes coughs again but in shock, whereas we all howl and bang the bench in agreement.

I again spin the bottle and it halts facing Shawn who is sitting right in front of Mendes, "For the whole day, you will only speak one word, that is oh my god." He sneers merrily. "But that's three words." Ryan intervenes, his face shocked more than Pikachu.

"Isn't OMG one word?" Mendes asks in return. We all stare infinitely at the cuckoo in front of us, he is yet to be mature. "Anyway, you will speak only oh my god, and if you say any other word, we will boot into your balls." A vicious smile appears on Mendes's face as if he couldn't wait to touch Shawn's balls with his knees. Fascinating!

I spin the bottle and it halts facing Mendes, who is smiling like a queen bitch, "Speak! Speaaakkkk!" He jeers. Ryan and I stare at him stoically as Shawn's thin cracked lips come in a thin line, he slowly opens his mouth and shrieks, "Oh my God!"

Mendes laughs loudly like a horse as he sneers, "Bitch what! Speak. Tell me the dare, you fuck face toefucker!" Shawn glares at Mendes's laughing ass, and suddenly it hits my brain. He is not a cuckoo after all. But a Genius nut!

After a few silly dares like eat your boogie, twerk like Rihanna, summon Satan, Moonwalk all day, the bottle stops at Ryan who is still laughing on Shawn who couldn't give any dare. "Oh my God!" Shawn suddenly screams as he sees the bottle's head facing Ryan and the bottom facing me. Now that's interesting! 

A capricious smile spreads on my million dollar face as I excitedly order Ryan, "Go kiss whoever is wearing black jeans. Even if its a guy, professor, HOD or Director himself." Mendes laughs uncontrollably whereas Shawn sneers, "Oh my God!" I evilly smirk as I glance my watch, only five minutes are remaining for the bell. Pinky must be on the round and he is wearing black today.

We all stare at Ryan for his response, but like a killer on loose, he glares at me like his next victim. "C'mon! It's just a dare. All you need to do is walk sexily towards the black jeans person and kiss the fuck out his life." I pucker my lips and make smooching sound.

Muaaah Um-Muuaaahh!

Ryan narrows his eyes, his jawline clenches as he looks at my black jeans. "Except me." I add slowly. I look around and stand up enthusiastically, "Let's find a pair of lips for our Ryan."

"Oh my God!" Shawn agrees with me excitedly whereas Mendes slowly stands up asking, "Can I use the washroom first, then we can go?" This bitch!

"No. We will first get Ryan his kissing buddy, right?" I turn towards Ryan, who looks in a mood to play with both of my kidneys. I smile.

He infuriatingly stands up, I turn around and start to moonwalk as we walk around the campus in search of black jeans. We all gawk around in stark sunlight to look for a victim, just then I realized black jeans are so rare. We finally halt in front of the Computer branch's building, I look to the left at the Director's office waiting for Pinky's entry.

"Oh my God!" Shawn shrieks in excitement, I turn my head and see a teeny guy dressed up in a black hoodie, black jeans and a black cap looking all spooky and hideous. Seeing him all dressed up in black makes him look like he is born to get kissed by our ruthless Ryan.

"Who is he? I have never seen him before." Mendes comments.

"I know him." Frown appears on Ryan's forehead as he gawks at the guy like a shark checkouts an unknown diver, "He stepped on my Jordans."

Ohhhh! Right.. That's the same Marvel jacket he is wearing from that day.

"Go kiss him." I tell Ryan. My lips curve up in an evil smirk as I take out my phone and instantly switch the camera's setting to video recording.

Ryan kissing a guy would blow up the internet.

"You can do it, Ryan! You were born for this. Yes, my boi." I cheer him up and pet his back for motivation.

"Fuck no." Ryan snarls, his face looks pissed as if someone peed on his Versace pants.

"Chill! It's just a dare." I mutter with utter confidence. "Yeah, bro! Just kiss then threaten him to shut his mouth." Mendes uses his genius brain.

"Yeah! And we won't leak to anyone." I gulp in lies.

Ryan's eyes stay static on the guy as he studies the spooky human who is self absorbed on his phone.

I take out the mint spray from my pocket and pass him. "Just shove your tongue in his mouth. That's it." I drive his confidence. "Oh my God!" Shawn does thumbs up as he wishes him all the best and so do we all.

"Fine. Whatever." With a careless attitude, Ryan strides towards the eccentric guy.

I action Mendes and Shawn to take the video from the left, while I take it from the right. I quietly moonwalk after him and raise my phone to get a better angle of Ryan and the spooky guy.

I can miss a fuck, but not this scene.

Ryan walks straight towards the guy like the fearless animal he is. I chuckle as I see the spooky guy's face, scared and completed blown.

But something tells me he is very cute and feminine. I think he is gay.

I laugh out loud as I see Ryan walking in zig zag to catch the guy. From far one can say our big boy is trying to kidnap the kid, openly and bravely.

The petrified guy gets into panic mode as Ryan clamps his arms, reducing his escape ways. I zoom in for a closer view. In an instant, he removes the cap from its owner and our mouth falls open in dire.

WTF! He is a girl! 

2+2=21

How?

As if my brain's cassette got stuck, it only plays WTF WTF in my head. I keep asking myself how in a second the gender change happened, which black magic did she used to instantly change her self. "OH MY GOD!" Shawn screeches beside me as he points at the girl in mere surprise. I know!

At this moment I feel like God, though I created the earth I can't calculate the population. 

The chick's dark hair falls on her face as she frightfully stares at Ryan. She is not just a female but a pretty one too. Ryan knew! He must have known her or why he would have agreed instantly! Wasting no time, he smashes his desperate lips on the caged girl in his arms as the bell rings.

Humans licking dogs!

Rats running after cats!

A little lamb had Mary,

Well, that escalated quickly.

"Oh my fucking dog!" I scream along with Shawn as we witness a free hot foreplay of the porn. Ryan intensely kisses the girl, he sucks her off as if her lips are made of candy and cocaine. I zoom in to get their best liplock shot, but suddenly the focus changes as people start coming in the background. 

People scream and howl like crazy as they openly see two students hotly kissing in the middle of the campus. They even start to call their friends and take out their phones to record the scene. 

This is so going online!

Suddenly Ryan and the blue-haired girl detaches their lips slowly, her nose, cheeks, and lips have turned bright pink like a fresh spanked ass. The crowd screams, "ONCE MORE! ONCE MORE! ONCE MORE!" including me. But Shawn couldn't so he screams, "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" 

[Correction 👆 Black-haired* girl]

I look around and see close to 200-300 students gathered around to watch them kiss, some of them are live telecasting on their IG and Facebook. Whereas Ryan and the girl stand unbothered by the crowd as they look deeply into one another's eyes. They look like lost lovers, deeply and madly in love with each other. Fuck! This is definitely scripted. 

Ryan holds her tightly once again as he leans to go for a second round, completing the crowd's wish. But this time, it is more passionate, Ryan grabs the girl's booty in his large hands as he shoves his tongue in her throat like I had told him too. I couldn't feel more proud of him than ever.

I had dared him to kiss and he is fucking making out with her. That's ma boi!

The crowd howls and more people add in to record them but that didn't affect either of them as they suck each other's mouth and tongue intensely. Their body stuck to each other like tangled earphones, the girl is literally living her best life as Ryan gives her a taste of his signature french kiss.

"Wooowwwh!" I squeal along with the masses of people, this is going to be more famous than Pinky's snake dance in the Annual college party. Suddenly we heard an aggressive loud roar somewhere from within the crowd. Was it the HOD?

The guy who was flirting with Rose comes forward spoiling the foreplay and punches Ryan brutally on his nose. "Hooooooooohhhhhh!" The crowd takes an astound deep breath, our face goes from :D to :o in a flash second.

I bet his erection his gone!

"Oh my God!" Shawn screeches in shock, "Yeah, oh my God really!" I said surprisingly. The guy pulls back the black-haired girl possessively and steps forward to stand in her place. Whereas red thick blood drips from Ryan's bruised nose directly to his Versace jacket. "Ooohhhh Fuckkkkkkkkk!" He is gone, the nerd is dead.

Ryan's eyes glare at the intruder who stepped in between his makeout session, he lifts his Thanos fist menacingly and strikes at the nerd's jaw in rage. But that sly fox bends down in time, saving money for his medical expenses and in return jams his knee in Ryan's stomach. Fuck! Nobody saw that coming, not even Ryan himself.

Ryan-0 Nerd-2

The whole crowd goes stunned by the nerd's trick and record their fight deviously in their phones. Ryan quickly recovers as he swiftly turns around, locking the nerd's throat in his arm in a barbaric move. With no mercy, he rammed his fists with a force that could crack a marble in nerds ribs incessantly. 

His cruel and violent fists even scare the grim reaper himself!

His fists continuously collides with his ribs as Ryan chokes him in a locked neck position. The crowd steps back as Ryan harshly grabs his hair, turns him around in pain and roughly thrusts his rock hard knee on his nose, ending the fight in a move. I couldn't help but raise my hands to clap, that was beautiful. The nerd unconsciously falls back, his cheeks, nose, lips are swollen and bleeding in charity.

Ryan-10 Nerd-2

But that didn't stop Ryan, he pounded his fists incessantly on the nerd, breaking his muscles and tissues. His eyes are wild like a violent tornado and nobody tries to stops him. We all statically stare at the uncontrollable wild wind around Ryan that is going to uproot nerd's roots.

It's like candy to my eyes.

In an instance, Pinky steps in pulling off Ryan from kicking the soul out of the nerd, "What are you doing? STOP!" He growls as he tries to restrain Ryan's murderous intention.

But I know, nothing would calm him than shedding more blood. My eyes fall on the fragmented nerd who is trying to stand up on his feet. Though he looks like a crushed bottle, his eyes still have a burning fury. He clumsily walks towards Ryan, who is listening to Pinky's nagging and aimlessly hits in the air. What a stupid!

Suddenly, the crowd gets alive again and howls excitedly as Pinky, the Director gets hit by the nerd and ungracefully falls on Ryan. I record every moment as he growls 'Son of a Bitch' at the nerd in front of all the students.

Pinky-0 Nerd-1

He aggressively slaps the nerd's head and drags him to his office while screaming at other students, "Is your grandma twerking here? Go to your classes!"

Other professors confiscate Ryan and a few boys for witnesses and pull them to the Director's office as well.

I shockingly stare at my phone, in a span of few minutes we saw romance, foreplay, fight, and climax. I smirk as I look at the future blockbuster video that is going to massacre all the previous hit videos on the internet.

Just like a movie, it got all the things to be famous: Kiss, passion, bloodshed, drama, plot twist, and background sound. Plus audience.

If perfect was a video, it would be this one. I edit a few things, then click on the button..

Upload!

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