Detention and evil class

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Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee, you and Yang Xiao Long are sitting at their desks in a classroom. Martha Oobleck rises in front of them and begins to speak while marking an invisible fourth wall chalkboard.

Oobleck: So in conclusion, history is good, ignorance is bad!

Ruby Rose appears behind Oobleck during one of her movements, tiptoeing toward her seat.

Oobleck: Therefore, read a book!

The floor creaks as Ruby tiptoes, causing Martha to notice Ruby immediately, and she whirls around to face her, startling her when she calls her name.

Oobleck: Miss Ruby Rose! So glad you could join us! Unfortunately class is nearly over.

Ruby: Oh, well, you see, a- a crazy thing happened before...

Oobleck uses her speed to cut her off, looming into her personal space authoritatively.

Oobleck: Detention! One day!

The Next Day...

Martha is in front of the chalkboard again, Nora Valkyrie and Jaune Arc visible in the seats behind her opposite where Team RWBY was the previous day.

Oobleck: So in conclusion—

She gets cut off when the door to the classroom bangs open, revealing Ruby Rose in a face mustache, glasses and a security hat uniform hat.

Ruby: (in a fake accent) Hello. I am being exchange student. Also now I am not being late, this is when we get to class in my country.

With the usual speed, Martha is abruptly standing beside her.

Oobleck: Ah! Welcome to Beacon! Hold on, you have a little something on your lip!

Ne holds up a hand, reaching for her face.

Ruby: No, wait!

Oobleck rips it all off in one motion anyway.

Ruby: Holy cats, my face!

Oobleck: Detention! Two days!


The Next Day...

The classroom is shown at a different angle that reveals through a window that Ruby creeping up the side of the building. Oobleck, as well as the seated Yang, Weiss and Blake, have their backs turned.

Oobleck: In conclusion...

Oobleck's posture changes, a slight concentrated tilt to the side, but without turning around.

Oobleck: I'll be right back, there's something that requires my attention immediately outside.

She disappears offscreen. We then hear the voices of Ruby and you

You: Ruby, are you sure about this one

Ruby: hush, boyfriend, do it

 Ruby lowers from the ceiling, a rope tied around her waist.

Ruby: Yes! I made it! Oobleck is no match for my cunning and stealth!

She turns to discover that her professor is right next to her, similarly hanging from rope. Only Oobleck is much more secure and comfortably upright while she holds a pink mug.

Oobleck: Detention! One, two, three days!

With each number counted off, she spins Ruby in a circle. She picks up speed and rose petals emit from her body.

Ruby: I'm gonna be sick!

Oobleck: alright Mr. L/n pull me up

You then pull both girls up


The Next Day...

Underground drilling is heard from one of the seat rows, damage of wood and foundation spitting into the air. Ruby pops up, grinning.

Ruby: Aha, I did it! Ha! Nobody can remove me from this state! Nobody! Wait, where is everyone?

Looking around everywhere but to her immediately left, Ruby is confused. She goes still when she hears Oobleck's voice from beside her. Pink mug and "Camp Camp" comic book before her, Oobleck greets Ruby without even looking up from the seat one over.

Oobleck: Ah, Ruby. Just in time for Saturday detention.

Ruby looks around and realizes that the class is indeed empty but for her and Oobleck.

Ruby: Son of a *squeak*!


Yang and Weiss sit at a table in the kitchen. Weiss is focused on her Scroll and ignoring Yang, who is repeatedly tapping the table to get her attention. Yang finally does a loud rapid series of taps, causing Weiss to glance over, but Weiss just goes back to her Scroll without acknowledging her teammate.

Yang: Ugh, Weiss, you're always so mean!

Weiss: Deal with it.

As they talk, Nora walks past them, carrying a glass of milk.

Yang: I wish you'd be more like y/n. He's always nice.

Nora freezes, then joins the conversation.

Nora: That's not always a good thing.

She takes a long sip of her glass while Yang and Weiss look at her, waiting for the explanation. It comes in the form of a conversation between June and you that Nora overheard. June closes a black three-ring binder with finality. She turns to you, who is sitting on the other side of the same couch.

June: And that is all of the one-liners I think we should incorporate into our fights! So, what do you think?

Nora slowly slides up from behind the couch while you are clearly struggling to maintain a friendly face. Your eye twitches; Your teeth grind together with effort. Both June and Nora wait for the response.

You: my! you are just so creative!

Nora shakes her head while June beams with pride. You slump forward,eyes swirling and faint smoke coming out from behind your head. Nora sips more milk.


In another classroom, Cinder Fall stand in front as the lecturer, while Roma Torchwick, Neopolitan, Mercy Black, you in a fake mustache and hat and Emerald Sustrai sit in the seats. The right side of the chalkboard has a sketch of a stick of dynamite, a corgi behind a No symbol and a Pyrrha-like body with a few arrows aimed at it. The center of the board reads "Booby Traps for FUN and MAYHEM" and at the top left is a sketch of a girl suspiciously Nora-like crawling toward food under a classic stick, string and box trap. Cinder has a blue cake on the desk beside her.

Cinder: Settle down, peons. Let's get this evil class started! But first let's acknowledge the new peon

You then stand and nervously and with a fake German accent

You: Hello, I'm f/n I'm new exchange student from... mistral and I want to beat all good and replace it with bad

She looks at you suspiciously while your just forcibly smiling and looking across the room slightly sweating, while everyone looks at you suspiciously

. . .

Cinder: he checks out

 Emerald: yeah

Mercy: definitely

Neo holds up a sign saying "HE'S KIND A CUTE"

You breath a sigh of relief and sit back down

Torchwick: Look, maybe these amateurs need it, but I'm a criminal mastermind! This class is an insult to my dignity!

A spitball hits Torchwick's hat. She stands up, removing her feet from where they were propped up on the desktop before her.

Torchwick: Who did that? Mercy!

Behind her, Mercy quickly hides behind her back the straw that was just at her mouth.

Mercy: I dunno.

Emerald chuckles, hiding her mouth behind her hand and you snort behind the mustache.

Cinder: Everyone focus! Today, we're learning about booby traps.

Mercy: (Laughs) She said "trap".

Cinder: Quiet! I need to concentrate! This is a very delicate procedure.

She holds up a red stick of dynamite, and sticks it into the cake.

Cinder: With the addition of this evil candle, voila! One deliciously evil cake, ready to explode! Any questions?

Mercy: When's lunch?

Cinder: I meant about the cake.

Neo holds up a sign that reads "IS IT GLUTEN FREE?"

Cinder: What...? I don't... what does that have to do with anything?

Torchwick: Yeah, I'm not crazy about cakes, eh, can we do a nice flan instead?

Cinder: How can you booby trap flan?!

Mercury: Heh... "Flan"...

You: how about pie

Roma: yes the classic pie

Cinder: Are there any questions specifically about making this booby trapped cake?

Emerald: Yeah... I don't really understand how this is supposed to work. It's clearly just a cake with a stick of dynamite in it.

You: yeah, everyone can clearly see it there, what about-

Cinder: Urgh, you are clearly not grasping this concept!

Cinder shoots a small burst of flame, lighting the dynamite stick. All five of her villainous students' eyes go wide. She's got their attention now.

Cinder: See? Now when you lean in to blow out the candles-

Emerald: Uh... Cinder?

Cinder: Yes, Emerald?! What could you possibly still not understand about this concept?!

Emerald: Well...

She points to the lit stick of dynamite. Neo holds up a sign reading "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" while Torchwick crouches down to partially hide behind the desktop.

Cinder: Oh.

You: Es war schön euch alle zu kennen

From outside the classroom an explosion is heard. The doors shake a little before Cinder comes through them, covered in bits of blue cake.

Cinder: I. Hate. Teaching.

Peter Port is standing in the hall beside her, also covered in bits of blue cake.

Port: Tell me about it!

You then stops next Cinder

You: I think you we're a good teacher Mrs Fall

You pass her with a smile and she smiled and blushed

(Weapon showcase)

Poryzord

We open to a different location where it looks similar to the Vytal festival stadium. Next to you was Penny

You: hello and welcome back, now you may notice that we're in a different area then usual, well we're in an exact replica of the Amity colosseum, and your probably wondering, why do I have it, well I phoned my other girlfriend Jenny

Then a photo of Jenny appears where she's smiling and putting her two hands in a heart shape with kiss mark on the side and xoxo and a wolf whistle plays in the background

You: love ya Jenny, and she also gave me a job of where she gave me every single knight 130's where I can smash, scorch, fling and do what ever, put them in the recycler where they'll be turned into 200's 

We then see two knights dumping dismantled parts of 130 in a machine, couple seconds a 200 comes out and gave a thumps up

Penny: now that's what I call reusable

You: that's right, now back to the weapon

The camera zooms out to the weapon which has a red and blue handle, a glass-like blade which was floating 

Penny: ooo, my father would love to study this, how does it float

You: well, by a gravity of a cybernetic energy, Atlas would pay everything it will have to see how this work, the mechanic are advanced and can split up into various pieces

You pick it up and it splits up and does various swooping around the handle and swoops back on top

You: it can also go into the crevices of machines and hack them but we'll get to that later, and finally the creature, named. Porygon- z

A bubble rises and pops showing a bird-like creature with its head floating from the body

It goes over to Penny, right infront of her and barrel rolls which made Penny giggle, it also makes a few sqeak-like giggles and fly's around her before stopping and disappearing in sparkles

You: now, for the test time

We then see you in the middle of the arena, you point at the wheel where it spins and ends with abandoned city and floating platforms.

The ground began to configure into those exact command's, one end an abandoned city while the other gravitational floating platforms

You: begin!

Then four droid's ran through the arena and two themselves of the floating platforms and started shooting at you.

You point the sword Infront of you making a shield where it absorbs the shots. It comes back together forming the sword where you aim it at the shooters.

The glass flys towards the knights clasping on and sparks of electricity goes of overloading them and blowing up. You rush at a night stabbing the hilt causing a litte red piece to go through it and hit another. You pull out as all the pieces come back forming the blade as you look at the screen

You: and that's that

Then an Atlesian-130's head springs out hitting the camera 

*Cut*

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