I legit just made this rant book to share this meme with everyone, you may all cringe.

     I don't understand what this is, nor do I want to. I laughed, but only out of pure, unbridled terror. The emotions this... piggy bank, if you can even call it that, invoke in me are wild, and I couldn't even begin to understand them.

     It makes me want to yeet it into the sun, makes me want to yeet myself into the sun. Whoever thought it was a brilliant idea to manufacture this can go kindly trip on a knife because we do nOt stan this wickedness!

     Why I decided to share this with you all is a mystery to me. But all I know is that you have Satan to thank for this spawn of hell.

     Toodles!

3/8/19