I-I don't know what to say. I am disgusted, I have been cAlled out and I do not appreciate it.

This meme is cursed. It has big cursed energy and I do not like it.

Now, I'm sure you're all very confused and scared. Looking at your screen and wondering if this kid is on acid, and if so, where you can get some. Unfortunately for you guys, I'm just naturally like this. But I digress, shall I start from the beginning?

So there I was, casually scrolling through memes on Pinterest, as you do, laughing at shit that isn't actually funny but because of my fucked gen-z humour I think it's hilarious. I see a video of a girl sculling a litre of milk and inevitably spitting it all out, a picture of little red riding hood doing the floss, and finally, this abomination.

At first, I thought I was hallucinating. From the acid, of course. But upon further inspection, and after a bit of an existential crisis, I figured it was real, and that some nut job out there thought they could just post this without ruining me for eternity. And you know what the worst part about this whole this is? I actually related to it on a deep, personal, spiritual level. My mood-ometer was going crazy, spewing out "yass!" and "same!" like there was no tomorrow. I felt this meme in. my. soul.

If you can relate, please contact me immediately. I am currently in the process of starting up a meme's anonymous for those who suffer from this severe psychological disease.

     Ta-Ta!

8/8/19