(E/C) = eye colour, you probably already know this one

Mafia!Sans POV
(Yes a POV other than your own, shocking right?)

I watched the news with paps quietly, I pondered about that cute chick I saw the other day what if she shot that guy? She didn't hesitate to pull a a gun on me

"BROTHER ARE YOU OK?"

"Yeah paps"

UGH! This stupid girl I can't get her out of my mind! I have to see her again, I mean what's the worst that can- actually the worst could be she's dead or another sans is in the process of killing her (most likely error)

I got up and went outside discretely, not wanting to give away any info on our location

(Bit late for that buddy 0-0)

And I simply walked up to her house and knocked on the door, why am I even fucking doing this? I mean it's not like she's anything special

"Earth to the skeleton who just knocked on my door? What do ya want?"

I blinked back into reality to face the girl again, although something was off.. last time she honestly looked like she couldn't give a shit whether I was here or not but now she looked like she actually cared.. strange

"Oh I just wanted the pretty lady's name~?"

I flirted, hoping to get a reaction and one a get, she burst into a bright pink blush as her (E/C) eyes widened

"W-WELL UUHHH B-BAKA!!!"

"Hello well uh Baka, nice to meat you"

Then her expression changed, she wasn't pleased one bit

"If you make one more stupid racist pun I will shoot another eye socket into your skull"

"Woah were did that come from sweet cheeks?"

"Shut up"

"Dang gurl what's your problem?"

"Your very existence"

Yikes, that one hurt

"U-uh I mean I j-just don't like surprise visits!"

She stuttered, I swear this girls bipolar or some shit

(Mafia ma boi this isn't bipolar in fact thats COMPLETELY DIFFERENT Jezze these skeletons need to use google! Or the old google/ read a book!)

"Ok then? Hey can I come in?"

"No- yeah sure!"

Ok that was the weird, but somehow, I don't mind

I walked into her house, it was basic with (idk use ur imagination) but it looked relatively well kept, I went to the fridge to find it filled with (F/F), mustard and-

"KETCHUP!!!!!"

I grabbed a bottle and started chugging it, the girl had the same expression of how I felt with that weird shit she pulled off earlier

"... I guess it did come in handy.. I guess?"

She giggled, I could swear I heard a small growl from the corner of the room but there was nobody there probably just hearing things

Something I noticed about- hold on a sec

"Can I get the pretty lady's real name?"

"Definitely n- it's Y/N!"

(Yeah alex is basically just a cockblocker with mafia rn XD)

She smiled, only for a second before she forced it away, almost as if she didn't want to smile, her smile was so gorgeous, I wanted to see it aga- wait

Am I falling for somebody I just met? No I can't be, she's just an alright human I could use, I mean if I like her smile I'm SURE I could get a lotta cash from some guy- oh wait he just got shot ummm there's always another client for human girls anyways. Which reminds me

"So Y/N did you hear about that guy today? Sad right?"

"No it's not, from what I heard (nice covering of the real story al, GG) he's some rapist, whichever AMAZING person ended him should just travel around helping ppl- hey you can make a religion out of this. Not that I care"

Well damn she had a lot to say, but to be fair the religion part was right, I mean after paps learnt about religion he tried to make his own, although it was more like a spaghetti cult.

"Riiight"

Then we talked for a while, Y/N made insta-Noodles and then I left back home, I noticed I was smirking the whole way back with tints of blue on my cheeks

Holy shit what the fuck?

Nightmares POV

Finally that idiot left, he was getting on my nerves, I was currently stalking Y/N (as I just learnt her name was) and I just found out she killed a guy, how? He mind can work wonders if you know what your looking for.

Ok I lied I was stalking her while she was killing him

But still it was kinda interesting, no wonder she caught my attention, I'm not sure why I was so mad about mafia, probably because he was so.. affectionate. It made me want to hurl, at least I got some fun outta him when Y/N told him that his existence was wrong, that was fun.

I watched as she went on to go to sleep, I watched for a while before getting bored and going back to the castle.

BONUS!!!! Your dream!

Y/N: well that was weird

Alex: he wasn't our type

Y/N: cockblocker

Nightmare: TRIGGERED