✧ Expressions

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You may have the perfect look, but a major key factor into intimidation is body language. Here I will go over a few methods on how using a simple gesture can score you bitch points.

The slow blink.

We'll start with something easy. When someone spews out something ridiculously stupid, or more importantly steers the subject away from you, slowly bat your eyes and stare at them intensely. Give it a few seconds before picking up the conversation and shifting it back to a more interesting topic.

Disregard.

When someone says something that you either don't like or really couldn't care less about, and it isn't worth arguing over, take a second to gaze over to the side as if briefly thinking about what just poured out of their mouth. Pair this with a roll of the eyes, saying something along the lines of 'Anyways' or 'Yeah, moving on'. This will not only make them feel inferior, but is a clear indicator that they should keep their pointless thoughts to themselves.

Even better: Slowly spit out the three syllables spelling the word 'Totally' as if talking to a child. Combine this with the rolling eyes, gazing to the side, and a dramatic nod. This is a clear indicator to the other party that it is their cue to shut the hell up.

The confusing love/hate glare.

It's hard to make out your true intentions behind this menacing stare, which serves as its main purpose. Do you want to sleep with the person you're looking at or backhand them? They'll never know, until you do one or the other. Or both.

Cold stare + hair flip.

A deadly combination to say the least. Stomp into the room as if walking in slow motion and reach behind your neck to toss your hair dramatically behind you. If it hits another bitch's face, oh well. Maybe the bitch should have given you some space.

And finally...

The bitch face.

This is a requirement for any bitch. If you have yet to master your bitch face, you must take the appropriate time to practice it. For a few minutes each day, sit in front of the mirror and give yourself the coldest stare you've ever seen. Act as if the person looking back at you just ran over your cat. And you don't give a shit. This face is essential and will get you extremely far in the world of bitchcraft.

What expression do you most commonly wear?

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