Have you ever spent a good half hour or longer digging through your closet, trying on several different outfit combinations to find the perfect attire for your day?

Good news is that dressing like a bitch is pretty simple.

You have two main options here. Elegant or negligent.

An elegant bitch stays on top of the current fashion trends, wearing her outfits only once before discarding/burning (Side note: Bitches do not donate to any charities, especially Goodwill). A single sock in this bitch's drawer probably costs more than her sugar daddy's car.

A negligent bitch, on the other hand, takes a more careless approach to their wardrobe. It's not that they're broke (although that very well may be the case), but it's mostly due to that they really just don't give a shit. Or at least that's how they want to appear.

Both of these are great styles in their own way. Keep in mind that picking the right outfit just may compliment the method of bitchcraft you plan on using.

Oh, and don't forget...

The higher the heel, the tougher the bitch.

Whether you shop at Louis Vuitton or a thrift store, a price tag doesn't always come into play when practicing bitchcraft. That is, unless you place one on yourself. $

Are you an elegant or negligent bitch?