Your verbal tone is very similar to that of body language. Not utilizing it correctly could be the make or break of your reputation as a bitch.

Every word coming out from your mouth should sound condescending. Whether you're talking to another bitch or your decrepit grandmother you want to come off as conceited as possible.

Why?

Being compassionate, or even acting as if you are on that person's same level for just a mere brief moment, will portray you as nothing but weak. You'll quickly find yourself tarnishing your bitchy image, and soon enough you'll be labeled as nothing but an insignificant lil bitch.

Let's say your BBFL calls you one night sobbing. She's devastated over the fact that she just witnessed her new puppy being run over by a car. What is the best way to comfort her?

You don't.

"Umm, sweetie. It was a dog. Get the fuck over it already. At least the mutt was put out of it's misery rather than being condemned to a feeble life in that disgusting rathole you call home."

In this example, you do actually show a bit of true emotion. Frustration. Use that to quickly remind her that, although the two of you may be best bitches, she shouldn't have been wasting your time talking about her problems. Again, showing compassion is weak and will only hurt the brand you've been trying hard to establish.

The only exception you should make is when you must adjust your tone to manipulate someone. This could be in an attempt to earn sympathy, attention, or just come off as a better human being so you can use that person later on down the road. Bitches always think ahead!