Btw this isn't pg at all so you have been warned

Beautiful: high school is the worst but hey, it's senior year I can't wait to get out of here and go to college, I wish I was popular so I wouldn't be picked on hey look at that I'm part of the heathers

Candy store: do as we say or your social life is screwed

Fight for me: who's that new kid? He's hot fight for me please

Freeze your brain: JD dedicates a song to slushees and 7/11

Big fun: high school parties are great

Dead girl walking: oh no I'm screwed. What do I have to lose hey let's go um do stuff with JD

The me inside me: oh no I accidentally killed heather c let me fake a suicide note now would ya look at that heather c is really loved now

Blue: no it's not an angsty song, it's literally about Kurt and Ram singing about their balls...😑

Our love is god: time to get revenge in Kurt and Ram for spreading rumors oh no we killed them let's fake another suicide note saying that Kurt and ram died because they had to hide their gay love from a disapproving world (keep in mind that this musical takes place in the late eighties)  JD is actually kinda scary now but he loves you Veronica.

My dead gay son: Kurt and rams Dad sing about their dead gay sons and proclaim their love for each other

Seventeen: can't we not kill people and act our age

Shine a light: Mrs. Fleming has to get these students to stop killing themselves

Lifeboat: heather m isn't a bad person actually

Shine a light (reprise): well would you look at that heather d is a mythic bitch too

Kindergarten boyfriend: is actually a really sad song, poor Martha

Yo girl: the souls of heather c, Kurt, and ram are haunting Veronica and JD is coming for you

Meant to be yours: JD is a psycho after all, I mean he going to bomb their school and leave a note saying it was mass suicide

Dead girl walking (reprise): time to set things right and not get anyone else killed

I am damaged: JD redeems himself (and dies in the process) and the school doesn't blow up and no one else is killed.

Seventeen (reprise): can't we be seventeen and not have this tyranny now everything's good the end.

And for the readers, I'm NOT going into detail for dead girl walking and I don't know what I'm going to do with blue because that's just bleh

It will be rated M for mature themes,  language, and violence so you have been warned