The not date was going surprisingly well. Sans was enjoying himself. The food was good, the ketchup was better, and Alastor could carry out a normal conversation without digging into another's life. Anthony and Alastor were getting along for once too. "Wow, you actually do have hobbies other than murder, I'm impressed." Anthony as saying while Alastor sat back. "Indeed I do. Do you have hobbies other than your 'work'?" Alastor quoted. "he does. you wouldn't know it, but ad is actually pretty damn athletic. he's also got a hell of a voice, makes is own makeup and clothes, and is bilingual." Sans replied as he leaned against his arm. Anthony blushed. "I-I ain't that great.." He stuttered. "ain't tha- ad, seriously? you're fucking amazing, i can't do any of the shit you can do ad!" Sans took a drink of his ketchup. "What are your hobbies Sans?" Alastor asked, immediately curious. "my- uh. sleeping, making puns... uh..." Sans wasn't actually sure. Once upon a time ago he built shit in the basement. He used to read. He used to love training Pap in his magic, but he hadn't done any of that since he was a teenager. "i dunno.."

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"uh, what?" Alastor was grinning sharply. "Well if you don't have a hobby, why not try one of ours? AngelDust or I could duet with you if you really wanted." Sans tried to hide in his hood. "i-i don't do singing though. my self confidence is shit, i'll scare everyone away with my caterwaling-" Alastor shut Sans up when he picked up Sans chin. "Nonsense my dear. Surely you cannot be that bad. Come on, Sans. Please?" Sans looked at Anthony. "One song?" Sans released a long suffering sigh. "one song." He finally agreed. Both boys perked as Sans disappeared into a shortcut. He gulped as he took up the mic on the stage. He hated that they were staring... Alastor and AngelDust looked encouraging though, so he pressed on. "gimme, gimme, gimme some time to think..." He started nervously. "i'm in the bathroom, looking at me..." A jester looking demon frowned and jumped on the stage to stop Sans before demons would start leaving. Hello distraction. "face in the mirror is all i need~" Sans ducked past the demon. "Hey!"
"wait until the reaper takes my life..." He slipped past the demon again. "never gonna get me out alive..." The demon attacked with his power, but Sans evaded them without a scratch. "i will live a thousand, million lives~"

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That's how it went throughout the whole song. "my patience is waning, is this entertaining, my patience is waning, is this entertaining~" The demon would attack. "i-ay-ay got this feeling, yeah, you know~ where i'm losing all control~ cause there's magic in my bones~" Sans would dodge. "i-ay-ay got this feeling in my soul~ go ahead and throw your stones~ cause there's magic in my bones~" Instead of leaving, the odd duo provided entertainment for the crowd and Ozzie himself. Ozzie liked the quick little Skeleton demon. Before long, Sans was already at the final verse. "there goes my mind, don't mind, there goes my mind~ there goes my mind, don't mind, there goes my mind~ cause there's magic in my bones~!" The demon lunged at Sans as he mic dropped and disappeared back to his table. "Bravo!" Alastor clapped delightedly. "I didn't know you were that good at evasion and the song wasn't bad at all!"
"Damn, Sans, you really showed him!" Anthony also apluaded Sans. "yeah, well i think that was enough embarrassment for me, i'm exhausted. wanna head home?"