[summary]
↳ what will you get once you put together divorces and pranks?

[warning/s]
↳ so many curses dude bros.

[notes]
↳ this was so overdue!! i'm terribly sorry. im trying to get back into writing and will publish more in the near future! enjoy!

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The day was April Fool's. It's pretty inevitable that people would pull various kinds of tricks for their friends and maybe to gain some clout.

Within certain fandoms, most of them expect pranks that their content creators might have inside their sleeves.

What they didn't expect though was that not even reaching the midnight chime into April First, Quackity tweeted something.

(pretend that the time is accurate)

What the fuck indeed. Immediately, replies filled with "HUH" flooded his entire comment section, fans quote-retweeting with random gibberish in all caps spread across Twitter's timeline.

She replied with the casual, clichè line of "It's not you, it's me." Is this really the end of QuackPeach, Peachity, or whatever the hell their ship name is?

With Alex's smart idea of posting it on a time slot where most of the fandom is still awake and on their phones, they effortlessly trended the phrase 'LOVE IS DEAD', where if you're in the shoes of an anti, you would feel completely clueless at a glance of the trend but once you've clicked on it, your soul would leave your body because you soon realized that, "Something about Dream again, nothing new."

But this isn't about a nobody's life, no. The author was just derailing further but she's got to focus on the story of Alex breaking up with Y/n. Is this true? It shouldn't be. They're MCYT's beloved couple. They have always loved their banters and relationship. If they have broken up, what's the point of everything?

This has to be an April Fools prank. This has to. It wasn't even midnight when Quackity had tweeted Y/n a direct message of wanting to break up with him so technically it doesn't count.

They have to be joking, right?

Still, the Twitter timeline was in shambles, keysmash after keysmash, expressing their confusion, desperation, and overall hope. Hoping that all of this was just a dream and they would all wake up soon.

It felt both shocking and hilarious when they saw her recent tweet. How could she just go and pretend as if nothing had happened? Dropping an announcement out of nowhere while her ex was still confused about the message she sent him.

Y/NPeaches is playing Just Chatting: Let's have a happy chat while playing random games

They opened the stream to see the usual starting screen from her brand. It played a non-copyrighted, happy song while chat was filled with exclamations and demands.

After a few minutes, the screen was flashed to Y/n standing up with her hands on her hips, smiling as wide as ever.

"Chat! Hello! Hi, chat!" She was looking at her left where her chat was usually located, waving every now and then to check out if her camera is working and indeed it was.

"How is everyone doing? I've missed you guys! Hope everything is good." It was the normal chitchat. Y/n went on and on about her day without a single mention of Quackity's tweet. She was rambling about trying to search for games to play today all the while not looking at chat which is surely full of;

dsmplover661: "YOU AND QUACKITY BROKE UP???"
twitchprimrrr: "WHAT HAPPENED WITH QUACKITY ARE YOU OKAY ?"
modecwqod: "THIS HAS TO BE AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE"

Some were doubting but most were still quite unsure. She looked happy as she could ever be, and it doesn't look forced or fake at one point so she might just be pranking, but they have also been thinking that she might be just as good at pretending to be sad by masking it over with a huge smile.

Y/n laughed at the joke she made, going over to her second monitor and opening the first game she was going to play. She spits out casual comments about her day and the way the game works. It hasn't been 10 minutes when the majority of her chat were spamming laughing emotes along with the words, "Quackity just tweeted."

The streamer multitasked between trying to enjoy the game and subtly looking at the tweet on the second computer. The sudden laughter that came out of her lips had the audience thinking whether if it was from the game or the tweet.

Quackity has never gone dark once in his Twitter life. He'd always joke about doing it, but his fans didn't think that he would actually happen. They wanted him to go dark on his main, though, but honestly, they can't complain.

'What happened with you and Quackity, you made him go dark on Twitter, this is all your fault.' The donation said. She glanced at the left where all the alerts were and she just yelled out a passionate, "HUH", before continuing to complete the game. The donations keep on coming, in which Y/n just thanked the donation but didn't regard messages if it has the word Quackity in it. Boy, she was a tough streamer to bargain with.

Eventually, 45 minutes into the stream, Y/n announced that she's bored of the game now, meaning that she has to head towards the second game she queued.

"Wait," Her brows furrowed. "I'm stupid. This is a two-player game!" She smacked her forehead with her hand. "Why did I buy this without knowing it's a multiplayer game. Can I not play it by myself?"

It prompted her chat to spam names, urging her to let them join the call and play it with you. Some consisted of her friends in the Dream SMP, some were other friends who are also streaming.

The rest was Quackity.

Y/n didn't say who she was going to call but Discord's ringtone filled the silence of the stream. When it soon disappeared, she said, "Hello?"

"Oh, hi Y/n! How are you?"

"Hi, Bad! Wanna play this game with me?"

"Sure! What's the name of the game so I could download it."

She quickly told him the name and Bad went to do his own thing. As they waited, Y/n peeked at her chat to see that it's full of greetings for Bad, yet some were still confused as to why she didn't call her so-called 'boyfriend'.

"How's your day, Bad?"

"It's been good. Rat is asleep right now. I have to send you a pic later, she's so cute!"

"Aw, sure!"

Moments passed and after helping Bad set up the game, they joined join each other's lobby and played. It was enjoyable and fun, lasting for half an hour.

She came back from a bathroom break and was met with a comfortable silence before Bad spoke. "You're awfully happy today, Y/N."

"What do you mean, Bad?" She asked as she took a gulp from her water bottle.

"Aren't you supposed to be.. you know, sad?"

"Why would I be?"

"You know? About what happened earlier?"

Y/n rolled her eyes. They won't be going anywhere if he continued to just beat around the bushes. Besides, she already has a guess on what he has to be talking about. "Just get straight to the point, Bad."

"Didn't you and Quackity break up?"

"Yeah, okay?"

Bad sputtered. "What do you mean, 'yeah okay'- you and Quackity have been together for like what, a year? You can't just shrug it off like it's nothing to you."

"Look, Bad. What happened, happened. It's all in the past and... I don't know what else to say, to be honest."

"Okay, okay." She couldn't see him, but she knew that he's putting both his hands up in surrender. "I'm not gonna pester you about it any longer."

The Twitch chat was going bonkers as Y/n tried to hide her smile. It was going too quick for her eyes to read individually. Some were getting timed out by Moobot for spamming so many symbols.

She and Bad were stuck on a particular level. It was much more difficult than any of the levels before so it's taking them forever. The stream was always occupied with groans of annoyance, screams of denial, and cries of despair.

With one last sigh, Bad spoke again. "So, why did you break up with him?"

"He was so annoying. He didn't want to show me his hair and that hurt me. It looked like he didn't trust me enough." Y/n didn't know what came over her. She just poured out her feelings in front of her fans and now she didn't know what to say.

"Well, it must've taken him a lot of courage to show the thing he's been hiding since- forever." Bad didn't want to be on anyone's side, so he tried to give Quackity the benefit of the doubt.

Y/n huffed. "There's other reasons as to why I broke up with him, but I'll tell you later."

peeman64 : WHAT THE FUCKKCKC
giawershe: YOU HAVE TO BE JOKINGGGG
kimfsiah : NotLikeThis

Minutes later, as Bad was telling a story about how he met Y/n, someone was calling from Y/n Discord.

"Oh, someone's calling me, Bad."

"Oka-"

dewdew

du-du!

"Yes?" She smirked at the monitor, knowing full well who was calling her.

"Why the FUCK are you playing the game with BadBoyHalo? I thought we're supposed to play that game?!"

deedeesmells : HERE HE COMES
faeyaplease: AWWWW
twitchprimeranboo: LOL

"But we broke up."

She decided to let Bad join the call. "Oh, hey Quackity-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, BAD."

"Language!"

"Don't you 'language' me, you muffin fuck."

"Hey-!"

"Y/N." Quackity ignored him and focused on the streamer. "I can't believe you would break up with me on my birthday."

"Fine, if you really want to play, fine! We're playing Bedwars right now. Bad, join my lobby."

She quickly exited the current game and booted up Minecraft 1.8. When she invited Quackity to her party, she just realized that BadboyHalo wasn't on the server at all. "Bad, where are you?"

"I have to answer this call real quick, be right back." He didn't even let any of them speak before he went ahead and deafened on Discord. Y/N rolled her eyes and slight annoyance.

"He's speaking with Skeppy again, I bet. 'Bad, I need you to cosplay as GoodGirlHalo!'" Quackity expressed the last part in the highest pitch possible, ending with a loud laugh. She couldn't help but chuckle as well, as she found the laugh to be contagious.

"Okay let's play." The timer counted down to 0 and they were all transported to each of their bases. Y/N and Quackity's characters stood side to side as they waited for the iron and gold bars to fall.

The streamer immediately went to buy wool and covered their bases. She saw that Quackity was clearly AFK so she sighed in exasperation. "Quackity, come help!"

"Oh - oh! Sorry!" His character sprinted over to buy wool for himself and went to cover the rest of the bed. She towered up and traveled to other islands, collecting resources. It was a bit quiet and chat could feel the tension through their screens. All of a sudden, his loud voice boomed in her ears. "Y/N, ah fuck! They're here! They're here!"

"Okay, wait-" Not a second later, she saw a death message pop up and Quackity's name beside it. "What-"

BED DESTROYED

"What the fuck, Quackity!" She immediately retreated back to their base and she and Quackity managed to kill off the two people who destroyed their bed. "You just let them break the bed!"

"It's 2v1! How the hell would I defend the base!"

Y/n groaned. "Our bed is destroyed..."

"Well, if you just wouldn't run off and leave me by myself-!" Quackity shouted.

gigilolz: DIVORCE ARC
ilovedreamsmp: SHITTT
sunflowerrrr: DIVORCED????

"QUACKITY." Y/N called as his character fell into the void after failing to follow her path.

"FUCK." He cried. The message popped up on the screen again and she was left by herself.

"Alright, fuck." She said, feeling a slight pressure. She continued on her path to an enemy's base.

"Win it, Y/N. Go, go, go." Quackity muttered.

"Shut up." She whispered back, jumping down to the wool and breaking it, eventually breaking the bed. A scream came out from her mouth when she sees the players advancing towards her. But before she could go back to her tower, they managed to push her off the edge and fall into the void. "NO!"

"NOOOOO!" Quackity yelled with her. "Shit."

The two of them played more, quickly reaching the 3-hour mark. It was full of bantering, arguing, yet it ended into tired back-and-forths. Bad never came back though, but she and Quackity didn't comment on it. They just continued to play and talk about the stinky players.

When they ended in a Victory, they celebrated, their cheers mixing with their yawns. "Woo!"

Y/n stretched her back as she switched her screen from the game to her camera. There was a smile threatening to form on her lips and she sighed. "Ya wanna tell them?" She kept smiling.

Quackity giggled at the other end of their call. "You do it."

"No, you do it!" They were both giggling uncontrollably now. The chat was very confused, but some of them were getting the gist now. "Come on."

"You're the one streaming, you do it!" She could hear the huge smile in his voice.

Y/N let out a breath. "Chat. It's time, to tell the truth." With a huge yawn, she smiled at the chat. "It's a prank! It's a prank, chat!"

"That was the most difficult prank to execute," Alex said.

"I think we fooled all of them." It ended in laughter. "Let's go!"

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