Amber: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Lila: Several traffic violations.

Alice: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Foxglove: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Aisha: Also, that's not our car.

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Aisha: Anyone d-

Amber: Depressed?

Lila: Drained?

Alice: Dumb?

Chaos: Disliked?

Aisha: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ..

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Alice: Bye Chaos! Bye Aisha! Bye Lila! Bye Foxglove! Bye Chaos!

Aisha: You said 'bye Chaos' twice.

Alice: I like Chaos.

~~

[i think Alice and Chaos would be buddies because Alice isnt really good or evil she just likes to have fun and Chaos is a very good source of entertainment, with all the random bullshit she gets herself caught up in. Chaos doesnt mind because nobody else wants to be anywhere near her]

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Amber: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Foxglove: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Alice: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Chaos: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Aisha: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Alice: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Foxglove: Not if they consent to it.

Chaos: Depends who you're stabbing.

Aisha: YES?!?

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Aisha: I think we're missing something.

Lila: Teamwork?

Amber: Cohesion?

Alice: A general sense of what we're doing?

~~

Aisha: *Screams*

Chaos: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Amber: Should we do something?

Alice: No, I want to see who wins.

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Aisha: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Lila: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Chaos: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!

Amber: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Aisha: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

~~

Amber: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Alice: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Aisha?

Aisha: Probably "road work ahead".

Chaos: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Lila: You know those things will kill you, right?

Amber, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Chaos, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Alice: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Aisha: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Hannah (Aisha's gf): Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Aisha: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING LILA WITH ME

Amber, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Aisha: Have you seen a person named 'Chaos' around here?

Lila: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Aisha: It looks fine to me?

Lila: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Amber, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Chaos, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Alice, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Lila, trembling: What are we playing??

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Amber: Aisha, I'm sad.

Aisha: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.

Alice: Chaos, I'm sad.

Chaos, nodding: mood.

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Aisha: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Amber: Is it me, Aisha?

Aisha: No, it's not you.

Alice: Is it me, Aisha?

Aisha: It's not you either.

Chaos: Is it me, Aisha?

Aisha:

Aisha, mockingly: Is IT mE aIsHa?

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Aisha: Dammit, Chaos!

Chaos: What?! It wasn't me!

Aisha: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Alice!

Alice: Not me either.

Aisha: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Amber: *whistles*

~~

Amber: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Chaos: Put spaghetti in it.

Amber: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Alice: Put spaghetti in it.

Amber: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Aisha: Put spaghetti in it.

Amber: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

~~~~~

thats it lol bye