ok so ive decided that i cease to care and im just gonna use as many different characters as i want because

its my book

you cant stop me

i am a G O D

anyways-

My egos, plus Kyri, Lovelle, Tasha, Jade, maybe Sebastian and Ruby the demon siblings, plus Amber and Owen's chaotic friendship. oh yeah apparently also Oceana, Skya, and Owl, Jasper and Masie, and Ali and Coco. a bunch of chaotic groups of characters. this is like a MEGA CHAPTER.

so yeah

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Lila: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Amber: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Chaos: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Alice: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Amber: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Chaos: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Alice: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Aisha, annoyed: You are disappointments

~~

Aisha: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Amber: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Lila: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Alice: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Chaos: My moral code, is that you?

Aisha:

Aisha: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Aisha: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Amber: Have everyone stand.

Lila: Bring three more chairs!

Alice: The most important ones can sit down.

Chaos: Kill three.

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Aisha: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Amber: ... Your what?

Aisha: My friends.

Lila: Is she saying "friends"?

Alice: I think she's being sarcastic.

Chaos: No, no, no, this is delirium, she cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Aisha! All of your friends are in this room.

Aisha: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

~~

Aisha: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Amber: Rude.

Lila: That's fair.

Alice: Not again.

Chaos: Are you going to want this back?

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Aisha: Good morning.

Amber: Good morning.

Lila: Good morning.

Alice: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Chaos: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Aisha: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Amber: What?

Lila: That you're a child.

Chaos: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

~~

Aisha: Can I be frank with you guys?

Amber: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Lila: Can I still be Lila?

Chaos: Shh, let Frank speak.

~~

Chaos: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Amber: Not if they consent to it.

Lila: Depends who you're stabbing.

Aisha: YES?!?

~~

*Kyri's helping Lovelle out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Jade: How does Lovelle look?

Tasha: A little better than you, actually.

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Kyri: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Lovelle: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Jade: I personally was created in a lab.

Tasha: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Tasha: Why are Lovelle and Kyri sitting with their backs to each other?

Jade: They had a fight.

Tasha: Then why are they holding hands?

Jade: They get sad when they fight.

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Tasha: Why are your tongues purple?

Kyri: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Lovelle: I had a red one.

Tasha: oh

Tasha:

Tasha: OH

Jade:

Jade: You drank each other's slushies?

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*Lovelle is cooking*

Jade: Any chance that's for me?

Lovelle: It's for Kyri. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.

Tasha: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Lovelle: I think Jade was right.

Kyri: I'm surprised she hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Tasha: She wouldn't do that.

Jade: You're right, Tasha. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Jade: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Jade Told You So' on the back*

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Lovelle: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Lovelle and Kyri, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Tasha: Our turn, Jade! One, two, three- vanilla!

Jade, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

~~

Lovelle: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Kyri: I don't know how to do that.

Tasha: I don't wear a watch.

Jade: Time is a construct.

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Lovelle: Shit.

Kyri: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Tasha: OH MY GOD JADE FELL OFF!!!

~~

Lovelle, about Tasha: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Kyri: Are we stealing them?

Jade: New or used?

Lovelle: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Amber: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Owen: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Amber: Absolutely not.

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Amber: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Owen: Only if you also don't ask why

Owen: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Amber:

Owen:

Amber: This one is fine

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Amber: Where are you going?

Owen: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.

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Amber: Owen...

Owen: Oh no, 'Owen' in b-flat.

Owen: You're disappointed.

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Amber: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Owen: I think you mean cards.

Amber, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

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Amber: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Owen: *chugs entire bottle*

Owen: It's perfume.

~~

Amber, going over Owen's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

Owen: Yes

Amber: Okay... may I know what you create?

Owen: Problems.

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Amber: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Owen: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN STAIRS

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Amber: Owen... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Owen: You told me to satanize the house!

Amber: I said sanatize the house!

Owen: Ohhh..

Amber: *nods*

Chaos, who was summoned by the pentagram: >:3

~~

Amber: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Owen: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Amber: No! Four to five seconds!

Owen: Too late!!!

~~

Amber: What's up guys? I'm back.

Owen: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.

Amber: Death is a social construct.

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*Amber and Owen are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Amber: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Owen, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

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Amber: This is a mistake

Owen, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Amber: But not today

Owen, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess!

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Amber: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Owen: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Oceana: HELP! I TOLD SKYA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Owl, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Oceana: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Owl?

Owl: ... No.

Skya: I do!

Oceana: I know, Skya.

Skya: I'm sad!

Oceana: I know, Skya.

~~

Oceana: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Owl: Wasn't Skya with you?

Skya: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Oceana: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Owl: Oceana no.

Skya: Mistlefoe.

Owl: Please stop encouraging her.

~~

Store Worker: Would a Ms. Oceana please come to the front desk?

Oceana, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Skya and Owl

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Skya and Owl, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Oceana: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Oceana: Okay, truth or dare?

Skya: Truth

Oceana: How many hours have you slept this week?

Skya:

Skya: ...Dare

Oceana: Go to bed.

Skya: I don't like this game.

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Oceana: I prevented a murder today.

Skya: Really? How'd you do that?

Oceana: self control.

~~

Coco: Am I in trouble?

Ali: Take a guess.

Coco: No?

Ali: Take another guess.

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Ali: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Coco: What's that?

Ali: Remorse code.

Coco: I'm even angrier now.

~~

Ali: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Coco: What did you make?

Ali: A MISTAKE

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Ali: I can explain.

Coco: Can you?

Ali: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Masie: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you.

Jasper: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Masie: Jokes on you, I can't do math

~~

Masie: You love me, right, Jasper?

Jasper: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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Masie: Jasper and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Jasper: Sentences.

Masie: Don't interrupt me.

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Masie: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case.

Jasper: Masie, that's a coma.

Masie: Sounds festive.

~~

Masie: Okay, help me please!

Jasper: Got two words for you.

Masie: I bet they won't be helpful.

Jasper: Your problem.

Masie: I was right

~~

Masie, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Jasper: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Masie, with the tone of someone who is used to Jasper: Outstanding.

Masie: This is what I'm talking about people.

~~

Masie: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Jasper: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Masie: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise

Jasper: I beg to differ

Masie: Then Beg

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Masie, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Jasper: How?

Masie: How what?

Jasper: How could they be worse?

Masie: They couldn't, I lied.

Jasper:

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Ruby: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Sebastian:

Sebastian: Ruby, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Ruby: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Ruby: You guys don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

Sebastian, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Ruby: BLOCKED.

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Ruby: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Sebastian: I'm sorry is this OUR st@b wound? Stay out of it.

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Ruby: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Sebastian: Oh, I'm always running

Sebastian: The question is from what

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Aisha: why are you smiling?

Chaos: What? I can't just be happy?

Lila: Amber tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Amber: Aisha, have you seen the thing?

Aisha: What thing?

Amber, running around and answering distractedly: you know, the thing! I seem to have misplaced it and it is of great importance...

Lila bounces into the room: hi Amber!

Amber: ah! there it is!

Aisha:...

Aisha: you lost Lila?

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Amber: how do Alice and Chaos get out of these messes?

Aisha: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

~~

Alice, sitting in Aisha's lap for some reason: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.

Aisha, who is used to Alice: Uh huh. Sure they are.

Alice: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Aisha: Okay.

Alice: Lasagna is just pasta flavored cake.

Aisha:

Alice, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

Aisha: *crying* Alice, please stop.

Chaos, fascinated: No, continue, please.

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Aisha: Alice is at that very special age where girls only think about one thing.

Amber: boys?

Aisha: homocide.

~~

[When she loses Owen in a store, to a worker]

Owen's mom: have you seen my son?

Owen's mom: Average height, blonde hair, brown eyes,

Owen's mom: clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet.

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Alice, pretending to be an interviewer: so what are all of your powers?

Amber: i can control purple fire

Foxglove: i can control lightning

Aisha: I make good life decisions

Alice: that's not really-

Chaos: no trust us, shes our most important member.

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Coco: anyone above 5'6 doesn't deserve happiness.

Ali: I'm sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you from all the way up here. Do you need a ladder? I can get you a ladder.

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Aisha: I'm not doing too well.

Aisha: I have this headache that comes and goes-

Chaos: *walks into the room*

Aisha: oh look there it is again.

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Amber: since it's impossible to tell which part of my life is the middle, i've decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Aisha: I like that we say "oh man" to express disappointment.

Aisha: because men are disappointments.

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Chaos: Give someone fire and they'll be warm for a day. Set someone on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life!

Amber: That's... That's not how this works.

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Amber: what's a synonym for catastrophe?

Lila: Aisha.

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Aisha: I hope you two have an explanation for this.

Alice: We have three actually!

Chaos: Pick your favorite.

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Chaos: I have an idea.

Aisha: no murder.

Chaos: I no longer have an idea.

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Alice: *plays the trombone*

Chaos: *repeatedly slams the oven door*

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Chaos: I am the most responsible person here.

Aisha: you just set the kitchen on fire.

Chaos: And I take full responsibility for it.

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Aisha: Hey do you think i could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Lila: you're a hazard to society.

Chaos: and a coward. Do twenty.

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thats all i have for now until i write more so byebye

as you can probably tell I am very entertained by this

sorry for making these so dang long this is literally 2123 words long