welcome to "Acatin uses that incorrect quotes generator for more Marvin and Acatin incorrect quotes and nobody is allowed to judge her because she already has low self esteem issues"!!

enjoy

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Acatin: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Marvin: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Acatin: No! Four to five seconds!
Marvin: Too late!!!

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Acatin: Is something burning?
Marvin: Just my love for you.
Acatin: Marvin, the toaster is on fire.

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Acatin, wearing an AJR shirt: So sue me, they have good music!!
Marvin: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Marvin: My Play by AJR, OK Overture by AJR, Christmas in June by AJR, Karma by AJR, tuRNING OUT BY AJR, JOE BY AJR, DONT THROW OUT MY LEGOS BY AJR, PRETENDER BY AJR- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Acatin, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Marvin: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Acatin, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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(obviously i changed a lot of this but its accurate so leave me alone lmao)

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Acatin, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Marvin, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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sorry lol but like-

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Acatin: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Marvin: Twelve, actually.
Acatin: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Marvin: Yours!
Acatin: That's right: no one's.

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Acatin: I can explain.
Marvin: Can you?
Acatin: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Acatin: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Marvin: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Acatin: Absolutely not.

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Acatin: Welcome, fellow idiots
Marvin: Hello, Acatin
Acatin: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Marvin: You underestimate me

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Acatin: Here's some advice
Marvin: I didn't ask for any
Acatin: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Acatin: Marvin was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Marvin: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Acatin: Marvin, you ate a chair.

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Acatin: Where are you going?
Marvin: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car

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Acatin: It's dark in here
Marvin: Don't worry dude I got this
Marvin: *Stomps his feet*
Marvin: *Skechers light up*

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Acatin: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Acatin: i became more evil if you're curious
Marvin: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Acatin: i'm going to get worse on purpose

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Acatin: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Marvin: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Acatin: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Marvin: Really? Name one law
Acatin: Don't kill people?
Marvin: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Acatin: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Marvin: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Acatin: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

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Acatin: I'm going to take you out
Marvin: great, it's a date!
Acatin: I meant that as a threat.
Marvin: See you at five!

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Acatin: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Marvin: How can you still say that?
Acatin: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Acatin: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Marvin: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Acatin:
Acatin: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Acatin: What are your goals?
Marvin: To pet all the cats.
Acatin: No, fitness goals.
Marvin: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the cats.

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Acatin: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Marvin, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Acatin: BLOCKED.

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so anyways

byebye

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