if you cant tell im running out of title ideas for these lmao

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Amber: im sad.

Lila: I have emotional jumper cables! ill boost you! just attach like so...

Amber: this is just a hug.

Lila: is it working?

Amber, trying not to smile: maybe

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Lila: whats wrong with you?!

Chaos: i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think im better than everyone else.

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Chaos: my therapist told me that a good way to get rid of anger is to write letters to the people i hate, and burn them.

Chaos: well, i did that and now i don't know what to do with the letters.

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Chaos: am i a good person? no.

Chaos: but do i try to be better every day?

Chaos: also no.

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Chaos: you ok Alice?

Alice, laying facedown on the floor: im depressed

Chaos: damn me too

Chaos: no, wait. hi depressed im dad

Chaos no wait. whats wrong?

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(Chaos trying to be a good friend for once)

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Alice: I care about you! heres a pinecone on a stick! :>

Chaos: ????

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Amber: sometimes i talk to myself

Amber: omg same!!

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Aisha: its hard being the leader sometimes, but somehow i care about these idiots and thats all that matters.

Alice, yelling from the kitchen: AISHA!!!! CHAOS AND I TRIED MAKING RAMEN IN THE COFFEE POT AND WE BROKE EVERYTHING.

Aisha: *inhales*

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Amber: trauma? you mean the reason im freaking hilarious?

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*the egos being trained for self defence*

Trainer: im going to pretend to be a mugger and you have to act wisely

Aisha: ok

Amber: yeah sure

Trainer: if you want to live, give me all your money!

Aisha: bold of you to assume i have any money

Amber: bold of you to assume i want to live

Trainer: guys, no.

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Alice: please revoke the swearing rule

Aisha: why?

Chaos, from the other room: diggity dog darn it! that really DILLS my PICKLES!!

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Amber, going through a McDonalds drive through: hey you guys have Happy Meals here, right?

Waiter: ...yeah?

Amber: can i just get the happy without the meal?

Waiter:

Amber: please

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Aisha: making my way downtown, walking fast

Aisha: ...

Aisha: walking slower because Alice needs to stop and look at every single thing we walk by

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*sleep deprevation*

Amber, exhausted: *opens pill bottle*

Amber: *pours medication into her hand*

Amber: *opens water bottle*

Amber: *pours water into her hand*

Lila: uh, hey Amber..

Amber: no, no gimme a sec. i know something is wrong. just gimme a sec, ill figure it out. just wait a sec.

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Interveiwer: so whos the leader of your group

my egos: whoever screams the loudest.

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Aisha: do you have anything to do with this?

Chaos:

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Amber: if i punch myself and it hurts, am i strong or weak?

Lila: strong

Alice: weak

Aisha: an idiot.

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Amber: i came out here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Chaos: i came out here to attack people and im honestly having such a good time right now.

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Amber: coffee is just bean water

Amber: tea is just leaf water

Lila: arent all drinks modified water?

Alice: wHAt AbOuT MiLK??

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Amber: you know me

Amber: im just bad at everything and i dont know how to stop it!

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Aisha: you alright? did you sleep last night?

Amber: i got about eight minutes

Amber: not consecutively but its fine, youre not even that blurry

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