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*at a walmart at midnight*

Amber, whispering: what kind of chips do you want?

Aisha, drunk and at full volume: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS.

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Chaos: i was just going down the street and i saw that some kids painted a pentagram on the sidewalk and where trying to summon a demon

Aisha: and why are you surprised that you showed up at that moment?

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Alice: what if a snake fell asleep wrong and when he woke up his him was asleep?

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Aisha: surprise, motherfuckers

Amber: some fries, motherfuckers

Foxglove: disguise, motherfuckers

Alice: supplies, motherfuckers

Lila: some pies, motherfuckers

Chaos: all rise, motherfuckers

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Chaos: remember kids, rats are the Capri Suns of the Vampire world :)

Amber: hi, what the fuck does that mean?

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Foxglove: ok, can we stop using the term "butthurt". we're not twelve anymore.

Alice: you sound fannytroubled.

Aisha: a little bootybothered if you ask me.

Chaos: someone's having a tushytantrum.

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Chaos: give a man fire, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

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Alice: I only feel one emotion and it's ANGER

Amber: last night you texted me a bunch of heart emojis.

Alice: OUT OF ANGER!!

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Lila: *walks into the house with a big coat*

Aisha: whats with the coat?

Lila's coat: *barks*

Aisha:

Lila: drugs.

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Amber: how high was i last night?

Lila: you forgot what milk was and called it "cereal water"

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Aisha: i just want to hear those three little words.

all my egos except Chaos: we love you!

Aisha: thats sweet but try again.

all my egos: ....

all my egos except Chaos: we will behave

Aisha: there we go.

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Aisha: dont worry i have a permit

Cop: ...this just says "I can do whatever I want."

Aisha: and don't you forget it!

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Amber, looking through the first aid kit: whY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS???

Alice, bleeding out: i thought it was funny at the time-

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Amber: if someone looks at me for more than ten seconds, im going to cry.

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mood, amber lmao

k this chapter over bye