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someone: *insults Alice or Amber*

Chaos, looking at Aisha: how the hell is she holding that many knives?-

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Amber: AISHA IS THAT THE POLICE???

Amber: IM CALLING THE WEED *types 4:20 into a microwave*

Alice picks up: this is 4:20 whatchya smokin?

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Amber, spinning around on a chair: 🎶hi thanks for checking im ~still a piece of garbageeee~🎶

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(yes some of these are vines XD)

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Chaos: anyone else have the weird urge to scold themselves?

Chaos, pretending to be Aisha: "Chaos, what are you doing, blah blah blah-"

Aisha, walking downstairs: Chaos, what are you doing?

Chaos, gasping: Ive conjured her

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Aisha: *hits her head and passes out*

Amber: OH MY GOD SHE PASSED OUT! CALL 911!!!

Alice, panicking: OKAY, WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER??

Amber: I DONT KNOW

Aisha: *wakes up* you dumb shits.

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Aisha: does anyone have any ideas?

Lila:

Alice:

Amber:

Foxglove:

Chaos: I have a great idea!! what if-

Aisha: no.

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Chaos: Aisha sneezed earlier and i accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you".

Amber: how the hell do you accidentally say that??

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*loud thud*

Amber: what was that?

Aisha: my shirt fell.

Amber: that sounded a lot heavier than a shirt.

Aisha: thats because i was in it.

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Alice: i have an idea.

Lila: a good idea?

Alice: now, lets not get ahead of ourselves.

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Foxglove: *climbs in through the window after sneaking out*

Aisha: *turns in chair* its 3:07 am, where were you?

Foxglove: uHhh... i was studying with Amber.

Amber, climbing out of the cabinets: try again

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Amber: wow do you see what Alice is doing? it looks pretty dangerous.

Chaos: whatever, i dont care.

Alice: *almost falls*

Chaos, immediately rushing over to her: bE CAREFUL-

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Chaos: when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP, it'll say VIP.

Amber: thats because they reserved a special place in hell for you.

Chaos: yeah, the throne.

Aisha: *spits out cereal*

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Amber, sighing: nobody loves me.

Alice, surprised: you sure?

Amber: yeah, absolutely.

Alice, grabbing Aisha and Lila and pointing at them and herself aggressively: yOU REALLY FREAKING SURE???

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Chaos: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad of a decision can it really be?

Alice:.... you do have a point.

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Aisha: wheres Chaos?

Amber: doing stuff

Aisha: well, wheres Lila?

Amber: shes trying to stop Chaos from doing the stuff

Aisha: okay, wheres Alice?

Amber: shes stopping Lila from stopping Chaos from doing stuff.

Aisha: If theyre all doing that, why arent you with them?

Amber: I have to stop you from stopping Alice whos stopping Lila from stopping Chaos.

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Alice: guys, on a scale of 1 to 10, whats your favorite color of the alphabet? mines square!

Chaos: 17.

Amber: wait what

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Amber: did you eat my powdered donuts?

Chaos, with her mouth full of donuts: no.

Amber: then whats that white powder on your jeans?

Chaos: cocaine.

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Professor: What are the three stages of life?

Amber: Birth

Alice: what the fuck is this

Chaos: and death

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Girl: im cold

Her boyfriend: here *gives her his coat*

Alice: im cold- 

Amber and Aisha: *give her their coats*

Aisha: why didn't you tell us sooner!? *wraps a scarf around her*

Amber: Yeah! *steals someones blanket and gives it to Alice*

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the moral of the story is that Alice is the favorite lmao

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Aisha: *sees two people break something on accident*

Aisha: hah. what a bunch of idiots.

Aisha: *realizes its Amber and Alice*

Aisha: oh no, those are my idiots.

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Alice: theres three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and our way!

Amber: isnt our way just the wrong way?

Alice and Chaos: yeah but its faster!

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Lila: oh fiddlesticks!

Aisha: look, i know this is a tense situation but lets watch our goddamn motherfucking language!

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Amber: hey Aisha I think im lactose intolerant.

Aisha: why is tha- OHMYGOD

Amber: yeah i had some chocolate milk earlier then i threw up.

Aisha: THERES A KNIFE IN YOUR STOMACH, AMBER

Amber, looking at her stomach: oh yeah, i forgot that was there

Aisha: *Having a panic attack*

Amber: so anyway i had some milk-

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lmao bye