@babiejenpup

𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐦, 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐳𝐢, 𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 406 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬

@babiejenpup: contacts hurt🥺 @chilelepons got me new glasses!💖💕😊

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@worldswoozi: my baby brother is so cute🥺

-@naegahosh: so are you 😉

-@dinosour: this is why he ignores you-

-@camelcoups: Ew a wink emoji-

-@naegahosh: I'll scratch you >:(

-@worldswoozi: 💀

@johnsbeans: Ten was right- You're baby!

@chilelepons: awww baby-hyung your welcome!❤

-@junnotjune: we talked about not spoiling him but I'll let this pass since it's necessary

-@babiejenpup: thank you for the stuffies too lele!!❤❤❤

-@junnotjune: Wait what- CHENLE!

-@chilelepons: welp- too late now, we can't just give it back :)

-@junnotjune: see ya in the gc kid.

@hyuckleberry: OWEMJI JENJEN ARE YOU CRYING? WHO HURT YOU? WHO DOES HYUCKIE HYUNG NEEDA TALK TO?!

-@babiejenpup: hehe no one hyungie~ contacts does that to my eyes ^-^

-@hyuckleberry: oh good, i thought i had to use renjun as my weapon, not like it'll do any damage tho but atleast I have sumthn

-@junnotjune: again- settling this in the gc bitch

-@hyuckleberry: sure thing midget

@butterandjaem: you're adorable, bet you're cuter in bed too ;)

-@babiejenpup: WOW! O.O THAT'S WHAT THE HYUNGIES SAY! HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOOK CUTE IN BED WITH ALL THE STUFFIES, BLANKIES AND IN MY PINK PENGUIN ONESIE LELE BOUGHT ME???

-@butterandjaem: wait what-

-@chilelepons: BAHHAHAHAHAH

-@junnotjune: we raised him good @hyuckleberry!

-@hyuckleberry: I KNOW! UWU

-@worldswoozi: cute, pure, innocent, and many more...that's my brother 🥺

@bajaejae: this is the kid the brat is stalking? Jfc I apologize kiddo, you're very cute I must admit, but try not to get scared by that brat-

-@butterandjaem: bitch🤡

                   We are Family-

hyuckleberry: aight midget tf you want?

junnotjune: bitch why'd you drag my ass into your convo with jeno?!

hyuckleberry: cuz?? I?? can?? Tbh you should be mad at chenle right now for spoiling our kid!

chilelepons: what the fuck did I do?

junnotjune: stop spoiling our baby! That's not how you raise a child!

chilelepons: ok i only bought him stuffed toys yesterday bc he thought the optician was like a doctor or the dentist, I have reasons ok?

junnotjune: I'm letting you pass,,,again- BUT ONLY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT JENO CRYING

worldswoozi added bunnydoey, tothemoon, and shitapear to "We are Family-"

tothemoon: hi

bunnydoey: hola kids! Soy bunny

junnotjune: the fuck is that? Soy sauce?

bunnydoey: shut it kid, I'm only not adding the cuss words yet bc i heard the baby angel is here

worldswoozi: he's in the bathroom changing to another outfit for our dress up game, you'll be fine

tothemoon: send some pics!  We wanna see the baby!

chilelepons: YEAH!

shitapear: sup hoes

tothemoon: i thought you hate fruits?

shitapear: i do!

tothemoon: then what's with the username?

shitapear: hear me out, I do hate those things that come out from weird ass seeds and also has a chance to kill us from being poisoned or choking......but i saw a funny joke and also thought putting "shit" "a" "pear" would be funny bc it sounds like "shit a pear" y'know?

tothemoon: ......what?

shitapear: dammit, What I'm saying is since my name is chittaphon, it sounds like "shit" in the first part and if you put the username together its like saying to shit a pear

tothemoon: OHHHH!!! NOW I GET IT!

hyuckleberry: your username sucks ass

shitapear: my dream has finally come true! I'M A TOP!

junnotjune: lmao your a bottom?

shitapear: i have reasons-

bunnydoey: anyways what were y'all kiddos doing?

junnotjune: a fam meeting

worldswoozi: oh shit we were having a meeting?

hyuckleberry: it was kinda pointless like chenle's chinese rant to renjun when jeno can actually understand chinese🤡

chilelepons: I've learned my lesson

junnotjune: teaching chenle how to do parenting isn't pointless! mind you hyuck but you also got mad when chenle bought the vanilla milk instead of chocolate milk

hyuckleberry: BECAUSE JENO LIKES CHOCOLATE BETTER!

chilelepons: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!

hyuckleberry: WELL YOU SHOULD'VE CONSIDERING HOW MUCH YOU SPOIL THE POOR BABY!

chilelepons: LIKE I SAID I HAVE REASONS! AND ANOTHER REASON WHY I BOUGHT VANILLA WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE OUT OF STRAWBERRY!

hyuckleberry: JENO JUST DRANK THREE FUCKING STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES AND TWO SLICES OF STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE THAT DAY! WE CAN'T JUST GIVE HIM TOO MANY STRAWBERRIES

chilelepons: YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME!

junnotjune: do you see why this meeting isn't pointless anymore?

hyuckleberry: FUCK YEAH IT ISN'T! CHENLE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BUY THE RIGHT MILK

chilelepons: YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TOP FIVE ANIMALS DOES JENO LOVE!

shitapear: woah love?

junnotjune: yeah hyung, jeno doesn't hesitate to say the word Love, He's just clingy and affectionate...in a cute and baby way uwu

shitapear: Awwww that's cute🥺

shitapear:

bunnydoey: what the fuck- where'd you get that?!

shitapear: resources.

hyuckleberry: BITCH I DO KNOW WHAT TOP FIVE ANIMALS HE LOVES! HE RANTED ABOUT IT MANY TIMES

chilelepons: THEN WHY'D YOU GIVE HIM A CHICKEN? HUH?

hyuckleberry: I WAS BUSY AND I HAD ALOT ON MY MIND!

chilelepons: THEN WHAT'S HIS TOP FIVE FAV ANIMALS?

hyuckleberry: 1. PENGUIN, 2. PANDA, 3. PIGLET, 4. PUPPIES AND CATS SINCE HE LOVES THEM BOTH EQUALLY AND 5. BUNNIES, HAMSTERS AND GUINEA PIGS CUZ HE ALSO LOVES THEM EQUALLY AS NUMBER 5!

bunnydoey: taeil did you took notes of that?

tothemoon: screenshotted them hun

bunnydoey: great! then you get a date tomorrow

tothemoon: YES!

chilelepons: YOU PROBABLY READ MY NOTES AND LISTS CHEATER

hyuckleberry: HOE I-

worldswoozi:

He says and I quote "hewo~"

bunnydoey: TAEIL DID YOU SAVE THIS?

tothemoon: OFC I DID HOW COULDN'T I?!

shitpear: holy molly, Holy shit, HOLY FUCK!

junnotjune: THAT'S OUR BABY!!!

hyuckleberry: we raised him very well, I cri now

chilelepons: TELL BABY-HYUNG HE'S ADORABLE AND I SAY HI!

worldswoozi: will do!

shitapear:

bunnydoey: I'm suing the person where you got these from

shitapear: I'll tell you later dw

bunnydoey: good.

worldswoozi: he said "thank you lele!" And did cute heart signs

chilelepons: AWWWWWW WE'RE COMING OVER TOMORROW

huckleberry: we are?

chilelepons: lmao i didn't invite you but ok

hyuckleberry: bitch-

•Meanwhile in Jeno's Phone•

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My ideas are dry- lmao sorry

I honestly dunno what to do since i just write what pops on my mind but yeah this sucks

Imma be honest, I'm anxious on my stories and shit lol,

FUN FACT I'M KINDA A PERFECTIONIST OR SUMTHN CUZ I USUALLY OVERWORK OR OVER DO STUFF UNTIL I FEEL SATISFIED EVEN THO IT WAS ALREADY GOOD I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT IS *sighs*

Also shout out to hoeforjenhoe and wayvisions for supporting and commenting on this shitty book, y'all make me laugh and feel better about my work so thank you💕

So uhm...vote and comment ig lol byeeeee~ ^-^