....soooo,,, I got bored again :>

Uh this chapter will still be pretty shitty so like- I'm sorry?

AHHAHA ANYWAYS I GOT ALOT OF OTHER IDEAS FOR MORE BOOKS AND ONESHOTS, SO WHEN THIS BOOK IS FINISHED I WILL MAKE ANOTHA ONE :)

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We Are Family-

worldswoozi: EXPLAIN YOURSELVES FUCKERS!

shitapear: aight so,,, Like I didn't steal anything from Target

bunnydoey: YOU STOLE SOMETHING FROM TARGET?!

shitapear: I just said I didn't steal anything from Target-

tothemoon: fucking liar

hyuckleberry: I LET RENJUN TOP BECAUSE I WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE A BOTTOM SO I LET HIM FUCK ME BUT I REALLY LIKED IT SO I LET HIM TOP WHEN I WANT HIM TOO! PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE-

shitapear: BHAHA YOU'RE A BOTTOM? PFFTT

junnotjune: ...you're a bottom too🤡

shitapear:

chilelepons:

chilelepons: Lmao imagine getting fucked by a midget 💀

worldswoozi: 👁👄👁

shitapear: EXCUSE YOU TWAT!

junnotjune: idk, ask hyuck-

hyuckleberry: my lips are closed

junnotjune: but not for tonight ;)

bunnydoey:

tothemoon: Hyuck and Renjun are dating?

hyuckleberry: what?  No!

junnotjune: why'd you think that? LMFAO

shitapear: y'all just said y'all fuck alot  and shit

junnotjune: we're best friends with benefits hyung-

hyuckleberry: Yeah! Since we don't have boyfriends and shit, we're fuck buddies

bunnydoey: uh....

junnotjune: Lmao why'd you think we're like the parents of Jeno?

shitapear: idk i just thought y'all were playing but ok-

chilelepons: ngl tho they'd be cute together-

tothemoon:

shitapear: BITCH WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?!

tothemoon: resources!

shitapear: I WILL SUE!

shitapear: ....i do be looking cute doe-

worldswoozi: GUYS! FOCUS!

hyuckleberry: Hyung,,, I just exposed and explained shit, wadafuq do you want me to say?

worldswoozi: I DIDN'T MEANT THAT!

hyuckleberry: then what did you mean then!? I JUST EXPOSED MYSELF FOR NOTHING!

shitapear: no you didn't...

hyuckleberry: and what the fuck do you mean by that?

chilelepons: you exposed yourself for content and blackmail, thanks btw

hyuckleberry: I-

worldswoozi: WHO TAUGHT JENO TO FUCKING CUSS?!

chilelepons: BABY-HYUNG WHAT?!

bunnydoey: YOU SHITHEADS BETTER ADMIT IT RIGHT NOW!

junnotjune: I ain't do shit so not me obviously

hyuckleberry: Why would I teach me and junnie's baby to say such things?

tothemoon: because you're a dumbass?

hyuckleberry: EXCUSE YOU-

shitapear: this better not be a joke, because it ain't funny when our Angel has did something bad-

babiejenpup: HEWO HYUNGIES~  LETS HAVE SOME FUCK! ^-^

shitapear: Holy shit, it's not a joke-

bunnydoey: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT BABY?

babiejenpup: taught me what hyungie?

junnotjune: Jeno sweetie.... Who taught you to say that naughty word?

babiejenpup: ~gasps~ OH NO! IS IT A NAUGHTY WORD?🥺

junnotjune: yes sweetie, it is :(

worldswoozi: who taught you this jeno?

babiejenpup: Nana did! But he said it meant Fun! :(

tothemoon: who's nana?

babiejenpup: Na Jaemin hyungie~ I call him Nana or Jaeminnie!😊❤❤

junnotjune: I'm talking to this Jaemin kid later for ruining my son's innocence!

hyuckleberry: what else did he teach you nono?

chilelepons: I'm surprised you didn't correct Renjun when he said "MY son"

hyuckleberry: shut it, this is more important!!

babiejenpup: OOH OOH! HE ALSO TAUGHT ME NUDE, DADDY, AND OTHER THINGYS!

bunnydoey:

shitapear: WOAH! YOU HAVE A PIC OF JIHOON'S BOYFRIEND!

worldswoozi: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!

tothemoon: yeah sure ok-

junnotjune: Pup please don't listen to everything what "Nana" says...

babiejenpup: Why not? :(((

hyuckleberry: because they're Naughty Nono....

babiejenpup: ~gasps~  NONO SAID A NAUGHTY WORD?

bunnydoey: I have a bad feeling about this-

shitapear: yes,,,yes you did sweetie

babiejenpup: NOOOO!!!! 😭😭😭😭

babiejenpup went offline

tothemoon: uhhh...where did he go?

worldswoozi: shit, he's crying!

worldswoozi: he went to his bed and buried himself with all those blankets, stuff toys and pillows

worldswoozi: yeah I mean it's cute- but like he's crying.

worldswoozi: sooo brb, y'all won't mind right?

bunnydoey: OF COURSE NOT! GO AHEAD AND TAKE CARE OF OUR ANGEL

hyuckleberry: BHAHAHA AHEAD- GET IT? A HEAD PFFT WONDER WHICH ONE-

junnotjune: not the time hun🤦🏻

hyuckleberry: shit...sorry

chilelepons: TAKE CARE OF BABY-HYUNG FOR US JIHOON HYUNG!

worldswoozi: got it!

worldswoozi went offline

bunnydoey: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SHITHEAD!

hyuckleberry: BHAHAHAHA SHIT HEAD-

junnotjune: hyuck...

hyuckleberry: sorry-

shitapear: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO BUNNY HEADASS?!

hyuckleberry is now typing

junnotjune: istg hyuck you better not

hyuckleberry: ....nvm

bunnydoey: YOU MADE HIM FEEL GUILTY!

shitapear: I DIDN'T MEAN TO! WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

tothemoon: can we all calm down? Jfc just make sure to apologize later or something

shitapear: SHUT IT BOOMER

bunnydoey: OH NO YOU DID JUST NOT!

shitapear: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT HUH? YOU WON'T DO SHIT

bunndoey: taeil get the fruit basket

shitapear: SHIT WAIT NO!

bunnydoey: Wanna know what I'll do? I'll shove an apple down your throat

shitapear: NO! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! I'LL APOLOGIZE JUST PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME THOSE MONSTERS!

hyuckleberry: they're fruits...

shitapear: WHO CARES?!

junnotjune: hey btw where did chenle go?

chilelepons: you called?

tothemoon: you've been disappearing a few times today-

chilelepons:

bunnydoey: he looks familiar....like he looks like someone Jihoon should know, or well supposed to know-

shitapear: kinda does, he looks like someone related to a brat and has a boyfriend that's like friends with Jihoonie-

tothemoon: hmmm...we could ask about him later🤷

tothemoon: anyways, where have you been lele?

chilelepons: oh shit sorry,  there's this kid who's been dming me or sumthn

junnotjune: is he weird?

chilelepons: so far yeah he is, like bitch who likes roblox?

hyuckleberry: .........

chilelepons: doesn't matter, ANYWAYS! WHO WANTS TO GO BUY SWEETS FOR JENO?!

bunnydoey: OOH OOH I'LL COME WITH!

junnotjune: obviously if it's for Jeno then Hyuck and I are in

hyuckleberry: FOR OUR BABY!

tothemoon: I guess I'll come-

bunnydoey:

tothemoon: I mean,,,,,,I'LL COME TOO!

shitapear: Ofc i have to join too, I made him cry anyways

bunnydoey: good for the both of you!

chilelepons: great! my house at 2!

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imjisus: wasup

chilelepons: ew wtf

imjisus: sorry?

chilelepons: you said it wrong!

imjisus: said what wrong?

chilelepons: bitch who the fuck taught you to say "wAsUP"?

imjisus: uh....

chilelepons: its WAZUP not wAsUp-

imjisus: pardon?

chilelepons: fucking retard

imjisus: look dude i just wanted to play games with someone

chilelepons: ofc you do,,, who tf wants to be friends with someone who says wazup wrong?

imjisus: i actually do have friends 💀

chilelepons: sucks for them losers

imjisus: ngl they are losers-

imjisus: but I wanted to play with you  because my friends are busy

chilelepons: and how come?

imjisus: one is stressed out from two idiots, those two idiots are at the club, one of those two is an asshole and left the other for pussies and dick but mostly pussies-

chilelepons:

imjisus: trust me,,, all of us are disgusted, we all can see he only likes bitches for sex-

imjisus: anyways, the other,,, which is my best buddy went out to buy some candies or sumthn

chilelepons: sounds sad dude,,, Skcndksksk fine what ya wanna play?

imjisus: WAIT FOR REAL?

chilelepons: hurry up, I don't have all day. I gotta go to the candy store and my friends' house at 2 o clock sharp

imjisus: what a coincidence! My friend is going there too!

imjisus: anyways Let's play Roblox!

chilelepons: ew what the fuck,,,, who the hell plays Roblox?!

imjisus: uhhh i do? What's wrong with it? :(

chilelepons: Let's play a real game!

imjisus: and that is?

chilelepons: Minecraft!

imjisus: YO WE SHOULD! LET'S GO!

chilelepons: SEE YA THERE!

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heh- that was something....anyways! Hope you liked it!

OH BTW FUN FACT DID Y'ALL KNOW WOOZI'S USERNAME IN THIS STORY ACTUALLY EXIST? IT'S A FAN ACC! AND GUESS WHO RUNS IT? LMAO MEEEEE

Yeah I'm quite in the hyper mood for now lmao- Anyways Bye byeeeeee~ ^.^