Y'ALL JUST GOTTA SAY THAT I MIGHT FORGET TO PUT THE @ THINGY ON SOME BC IT WOULD GLITCH OUT AND NOT SAVE THE STUFF, SO YEAH PLS DON'T GET CONFUSED-

OH AND THERE MIGHT ONLY BE BITS OF "FAN ACCS" WHEN ITS JAEMIN'S POV CUZ I'M LAZY AND SHIT, OH AND I'M NOT REALLY COMFORTABLE OR CREATIVE WITH THEM☹︎

And if you didn't know uhm...just a heads up majority of these chapters are Jeno's POV :> hope you don't mind-

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butterandjaem

𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐢𝐦𝐣𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐬, 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐨𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐩𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 4,056 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬

butterandjaem: Dyed my hair white but had fun last night ;)

Comments

morkopolo: still can't believe you fucked 2 bitches and a guy...AND LEFT ME ALONE YOU FUCKTARD

—butterandjaem: sorry dude, the brunette was the best one tho-

—yangyangers: although I hate mark,,,, I feel bad you left him alone for pussies and dick

—morkopolo: Thanks...I guess?

—yangyangers: just accept it,,, it'll be quite awhile for me to be on your shitty side again

—morkopolo: oMG yAnGyAng IKr jAeMin iS SuCh A bItcH lIke hOlY sHit DudE,,, SkKsks tHanKs fOr tAKiNg mY SidE bRosKi

yangyangers deleted his comment on your post

—imjisus: lmao where did his comment go?

—yangyangers: i fucking hate you seagull ass

—butterandjaem: I hate mark too...for now

—morkopolo: WHAT DID I DO?

—butterandjaem: are you blind or are you too old and forgot that you called me a bitch-

—morkopolo: O H 👁👄👁

bajaejae: you brat, the fuck did I say about parties?!

—yangyangers: which brat are we talking about here? We have 3, your sibling, a Canadian and a cocky one

—morkopolo: LMAO BAHHA COCK

—imjisus: istg only reason I'm going to hell is because of you dickheads

—butterandjaem: i regret no such thing, they were HOT

—yangyangers: can we just settle this in the gc? That way I could do shit comfortably to you fuckers

—morkopolo: never knew you'd have a point

—yangyangers: zip it canada, you're supposed to be the responsible one when Jaehyun isn't around, but guess what? You went with fuckboy over there to a damn party and didn't even stop him from doing bullshits

—morkopolo: 👁👄👁

jaetothemin: YOU'RE SO HOT I-

—butterandjaem: got wet? ;)

—jaetothemin: HOLY SHIT

jaeminsbaby: Love the color!

—butterandjaem: love the username

imjisus: you look like shit

—butterandjaem: well guess who suggested the color?

—imjisus: well guess which dumbass agreed to it, oh yeah the one who posted the pic

—butterandjaem: bitch-

babiejenpup: WOW!! THE COLOR IS PRETTY!!

—butterandjaem: just like you baby ;)

—yangyangers: istg jaemin if this is one of your hoes i will fucking block you

—babiejenpup: what's a hoes? :(

—yangyangers: don't even pretend sweetie

—babiejenpup: But I'm nooooottttt🥺🥺 what is that? Is that a naughty word? OOHHH IS IT A FUN WORD LIKE FUCK? OoO

—yangyangers: wait what the fuck?

—morkopolo: who the hell is that?

—bajaejae: stop cussing!! Check his profile you idiots! He's pure and innocent don't even try to ruin it!

—imjisus: holy fuck

—bajaejae: STOP CUSSING! GO TO THE GC

—imjisus: aight geez my bad

                      •DM•

bajaejae: is everyone on?!

morkopolo: uhh I think so?

butterandjaem: duh I made y'all turned on ;)

yangyangers: no you didn't-

imjisus: I'm here bitches

butterandjaem: see?

imjisus: EW WHAT THE FUCK- NO THANKS

morkopolo: why are we here again?

bajaejae: did you guys check his profile?

yangyangers: who's profile?

bajaejae: the kid?

yangyangers: what kid?

morkopolo:  THERE WAS A KID?

imjisus: ofc there is dumbass, it's the Internet

morkopolo: ohhhh- right

butterandjaem: wait what kid are we talking about?

bajaejae: Jesus take the wheel and drive me where I belong-

morkopolo: you prolly belong in hell hyung

yangyangers: we all belong in hell after we met jaemin

butterandjaem: your welcome!

yangyangers: bitch

bajaejae: god dammit GUYS! THE KID! THE FUCKING KID WHO COMMENTED ON JAEMIN'S POST, THE KID YANGYANG CALLED ONE OF JAEMIN'S HOES! THE KID WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHAT "HOES" WAS! THE KID WHO'S @babiejenpup THE DAMN POOR KID URGHHHH

morkopolo: OHHH!! THAT KID! Wait wut-

butterandjaem: YANGYANG CALLED MY BABY A HOE? BITCH TAKE THAT BACK!

yangyangers: is he not?

butterandjaem: NO?! HE NEVER WILL BE ANYWAYS!

imjisus: that's a first

morkopolo: wait why won't he?

imjisus: oooooo~ did he not fall for daddy jaemin's charms? Psh knew that would happen

butterandjaem: WHAT NO! He's just too pure and innocent!

yangyangers: that makes sense

bajaejae: Jaemin stalks the poor boy too

yangyangers: that also makes sense

bajaejae: and he ruins his innocence while at it...poor thing

yangyangers: oof that really makes sense!

morkopolo: i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or it's just the text

yangyangers: im honestly for real-

imjisus: that's a first

butterandjaem: ngl would totally smash him hard tho, He's fucking beautiful

bajaejae: leave the poor innocent boy alone

morkopolo: thought you liked girls?

butterandjaem: I like both idiot, it's called being split

morkopolo: split??

butterandjaem: jfc bisexual!

imjisus: why a split tho?

butterandjaem: cuz it goes both ways???

morkopolo: so if split is bisexual, bent/curved is gay??

butterandjaem: exactly

butterandjaem:

morkopolo: that makes sense

yangyangers: stealing credits, fuck you

morkopolo: i think your lil baby midget wouldn't like that

yangyangers: BITCH-

bajaejae: what midget?

imjisus: you guys didn't know yangyang has been stalking a Chinese dude with the @ junnotjune? Yeah he's like crushing on the dude

yangyang: TF I SAID NOT TO TELL THEM!

imjisus: have you seen my username? Yeah,,, no-

yangyangers: DID Y'ALL ALSO KNOW JISUNG HAS BEEN STALKING THIS KID WITH THE @ chilelepons ?!?! YEAH HE'S HAVING A FAT ASS CRUSH ON THE KID

imjisus: WHAT THE FUCK

butterandjaem: I guess I'm not the only one stalking someone

bajaejae: i feel bad for those kids...

yangyangers: who do you feel bad the most?

bajaejae: Jaemin's

butterandjaem: WHY?!

bajaejae: cuz...you ruined his innocent, which btw you should really stop it

butterandjaem: again,,, WHY?!

bajaejae: Taetae knows his brother, they're great friends. Not only that but HE'S PURE JAEMIN! CAN??? YOU??? NOT???

butterandjaem: but he's HOT AND CUTE! gosh I sometimes get hard when I think about him, not to mention his booty pic is hot as fuck, like he's so thicc holy shit

morkopolo:

bajaejae: YOU ASKED THE KID FOR ASS PICS?!

butterandjaem: CHILE! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A WAIST PIC BUT HIS ASS WAS THICC AS FUCK AND JOINED IN

imjisus: I'm.Concerned.for.the.boy

butterandjaem:

butterandjaem: SEE!

yangyangers: oh shit he is thicc

morkopolo:

butterandjaem: back off Seagull ass, I call dibs

morkopolo: fine! I'll find my own then!

bajaejae: I hate all of you

imjisus: which one do you prefer tho jaem?

butterandjaem: prefer what?

imjisus: girls or boys?

butterandjaem: i like girls more ;)

yangyangers: ew why?

butterandjaem: duh Pussies, ass, Boobs? They got all-

morkopolo: but some of them are bitchy-

butterandjaem: yeah but they're hot?

yangyangers: as your wingman,,, I don't suggest girls as your...partner

butterandjaem: and why the fuck not?

yangyangers: trust me dude, it doesn't look right-

imjisus: psh i can't even imagine Jaemin having a stable girlfriend lmao

bajaejae: as his brother,,, I strongly agree, tbh i think you have more interest with guys

butterandjaem: as long as they're hot, sure I guess,,, still like girls more tho

morkopolo: you're literally so stubborn and stupid it's so frustrating

bajaejae: do you feel what i feel now?

morkopolo: fuck yeah I do, and I hate it

imjisus: look jaem, I honestly think guys are better for you, I mean LOOK AT THE JENO KID! don't ask how'd i know his name, I stalked him.

butterandjaem: whatever, i needa go to the club on Tuesday

bajaejae: I thought you guys have a schedule on Tuesday?

morkopolo: not anymore, we had stuff to do and manager said we get a few days off

bajaejae: sounds legit, but you better not go, or I'm adding your chores brat

butterandjaem: I'm scared ngl, but idk,,, lez see with my mood ;)

bajaejae: I'm getting a headache, mark you're in charge on what shit he's doing

morkopolo: WHAT?! WHY ME?!

bajaejae: it's also a test for you to actually be mature for once, fucking dimwit

morkopolo: but i don't want to be in charge! If Jaemin does something stupid which he always does and I can't stop it, I'll get in trouble too!

butterandjaem: HEY!

bajaejae: exactly, isn't that fun?

morkopolo: knowing I can't get out of this anyways, Fine whatever, but just so you know I'm only dragged into trouble because of Jaemin over here

morkopolo: so if I get in trouble, best believe it's Jaemin's fault

yangyangers: wbk canada

butterandjaem: don't worry, you'll get laid dude

morkopolo: ....I don't want this anymore-

imjisus: I bet Jaemin will admit he likes guys more when he gets closer to the innocent baby angel Jeno Lee

morkopolo: why'd you think that?

imjisus: trust me dude, gut feelings

morkopolo: YOUR GUTS HAVE FEELINGS?!

imjisus: istg-

yangyangers: again,,, stealing credit >:(

imjisus: oops

yangyangers: well I bet Jaemin will admit he likes guys more when he fucks up about Jeno

imjisus: great, loser pays winner 20 bucks

yangyangers: its a deal

imjisus: pleasure doing business with you

morkopolo: what the fuck did I just read?

bajaejae: they made a bet about fuckboy Jaemin and baby Jeno obviously

butterandjaem: what the hell?

imjisus: business is business, gotta make money out of something

bajaejae: but for real tho let's hope yangyang's won't come true...

morkopolo: agree

imjisus: i genuinely hope that too, not just for the money, but cuz I also care about this Jeno hyung kid

yangyangers: even tho i bet on it, I also hope not

butterandjaem: y'all are fucking weird 💀