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junnotjune: hey is this Na Jaemin?

junnotjune: I'm not here to get with you and have a quick fuck fyi

junnotjune: I don't need a horny teen who fucks when he wants to anyone, I already have one anyway

butterandjaem: uhm yo? And yes I am Na Jaemin

junnotjune: you're alive, that's great,,,, I guess

butterandjaem: and what's that supposed to mean?

butterandjaem: what did you want anyway?

junnotjune: as much as I heard alot about you and I rlly rlly don't want you near our Angel, I want to clarify something before you do some dumb ass shit

butterandjaem: are you lessoning me? I dropped out of school, I don't need another adult talk

junnotjune: explains why you're stupid but ok

junnotjune: anyways, I'd like you to atleast TRY not ruin my baby's innocence

butterandjaem: wait

butterandjaem: who the fuck are we talking about here?

butterandjaem: and whomst the fuck are you?

junnotjune: I'm Huang Renjun, and we're talking about Lee Jeno you asshat

butterandjaem: YOU KNOW HIM?

butterandjaem: wait that sounded stupid but uh, ok

junnotjune: I'm getting a headache from you

junnotjune: anyways what do you say???

butterandjaem: uh....thank you?

junnotjune: Dear God give me strength

junnotjune: just fucking promise to atleast try not to scare him off, make him guilty or over all just make him upset, heartbroken, cry that'll make not only me, but the others to hunt you down

junnotjune: got it?

butterandjaem: uhh sure

junnotjune: you sound hesitant and not serious about this.

junnotjune: lemme try again

junnotjune: GOT IT?!

butterandjaem: that's just in caps but uhm ok

junnotjune: bloody Christ, YOU BETTER FUCKING PROMISE NOT ONLY ME BUT THE OTHERS THAT YOU WILL NOT MAKE HIM RUIN HIS INNOCENCE TO THE POINT HE'S UPSET OR ELSE WE WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN YOU ASSHOLE! DO YOU FUCKING GOT IT? DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

butterandjaem: ok ok!! Chile!

junnotjune: That's good!

butterandjaem: ....why didn't you just block me on his phone or whatever if you guys don't me to hurt him?

junnotjune: the fuck did I say you'll hurt him? You better not

butterandjaem: well you didn't say it exactly but you were kinda making it like that way...ish

junnotjune: hmmmm got a point

junnotjune: you're smarter than I thought

butterandjaem: I'm offended

junnotjune: that's good!

junnotjune: but to answer your question,,,, well it's because we can't

butterandjaem: what?

butterandjaem:

butterandjaem: you gotta finish what you were going to say dude, you can't leave me on a cliffhanger

junnotjune: yeah i can, you don't need a degree to be a hanger

butterandjaem: did you just- nvm go on about what you were saying

junnotjune: right- We can't block you on Jeno's phone, he'll just get upset and starts crying for taking you away and vice versa

buttrandjaem: I'm not really following here gotta tell you that

junnotjune: Bloody hell, what I'm saying is he's gotten attached to you

butterandjaem: WAIT WHAT?

butterandjaem: Why?

butterandjaem: how?!

junnotjune: the fuck should I know? I'm not him! He's just my son figure

butterandjaem: but it's only been a week and two days! How- THAT QUICK?!

junnotjune: He's affectionate, and he said that he feels comfortable and likes talking to you- well chatting but same difference

junnotjune: he's a little of course anyway

butterandjaem: HE'S A LITTLE?!

junnotjune: can you read? I just typed he's a little, the hell

junnotjune: but yeah— Why? Got a problem with that horny fucker?

junnotjune:

butterandjaem: wait what? No!

butterandjaem: I was just shocked since no one told me he was a little

junnotjune: you thought that someone could be THAT innocent in 21 years of age?

butterandjaem: you never know! But yeah kinda

junnotjune: well you know now! So try to keep that promise for my Angel will you?

butterandjaem: I'll try—

junnotjune: that's good enough

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babiejenpup: NANA!

butterandjaem: oh hey baby, wazup?

babiejenpup: you're a l-liar!

butterandjaem: pardon?

babiejenpup: you said that the naughty word meant fun!

babiejenpup: hyungies said they're not!

babiejenpup: you did not tell the truth Jaeminnie! gRRRrrR

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junnotjune: what did you say to him?!

butterandjaem: I DON'T KNOW!?

butterandjaem: he just started chatting me which was a little weird since he said he usually naps at this time

butterandjaem: but idk ok?! I'M AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE!

junnotjune: well do something!

junnotjune: fucking apologize or do something you idiot! He's staring at his phone with his new pig plushy on his lap waiting for you to respond

junnotjune: NOT TO MENTION HE'S FUCKING TEARING UP!

butterandjaem: OKAY OKAY OKAY! I'LL DO SOMETHING HOL UP

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butterandjaem: Hey I'm sorry! I was just messing around and being flirty, I didn't know you were actually...Innocent, and I really regret doing that to you Jen

butterandjaem: i didn't mean to lie to you sweetheart :(

butterandjaem: please forgive me, Nana will do anything!

babiejenpup: a-anything?

butterandjaem: Mhm! Anything! I'll make sure you will forgive me Jeno

babiejenpup: then can we meet up Nana?🥺

butterandjaem: are you sure about that Jen?

babiejenpup: you said Jaeminnie will do anything! Are you not telling the truth again Nana?

butterandjaem: of course I am! I just don't want you to feel uncomfortable, do you really want to meet up Jeno?

babiejenpup: that's very nice of you Jaeminnie! And Yesssss~

butterandjaem: Ok then, when do you want to meet up and where?

babiejenpup: OOH OOH! LET'S GO TO THE KITTY CAFÉ AT WENDAY!

butterandjaem: Wednesday?

babiejenpup: Is that how you spell it?

butterandjaem: yeah? Why's that?

babiejenpup: Oh okieee~ nothin, i dunno how to spell to other words👉👈

butterandjaem: no its ok! It's cute ;)

babiejenpup: uwu thank you Jaeminnie!!!💕💕

butterandjaem: but anyways-

butterandjaem: the cat café?

butterandjaem: the one near the park?

babiejenpup: yes that one! Can we pwease pwease pwease go there?🥺🥺💕

butterandjaem: if that's what you want then ok, but ask your hyungies first! We don't want to get in trouble now do we?

babiejenpup: teehee~ ok nana! I'll ask them ^-^

butterandjaem: great! See you there at what time do you want sweets?

babiejenpup: mmmmmmm~ how abouttttt at nine in the mownin? ^-^

butterandjaem: sure, just tell me if you need anything or something :)

babiejenpup: OKIEEE~ BYE BYE JAEMINNIE!!!💕💕💕

butterandjaem: bye Jen :)