Mento: oh sh*t, where am I?

Pyro: Hell.

Mento: ...Ah, that makes sense.

Ash: *intimidated* This is the first time no one isn't weirded out by your entrance, Pyro. Anyway, what's your name?

Mento: Why do I need to tell you that?

Ash: O- oh, that's for interviewin--

Mento: Sounds like a you problem.

Ash: *scribbles 'another-gremlin-dragon-that-scares-me-to-bits' on his clipboard*

Fenn: *presses snout on the window outside* I know I got banned from the studio after beating up Cloud but this kid pisses me off... Can I bite off their arm?

Pyro: Go ahead, you wild fox. Oh, also her name is Mento . . . after that mint candy. I have no idea what her parents were thinking. 

Ash: *shuts the curtains to block off Fenn's view* OK, we should really get started. 

Mento: *Ignores Ash* Wait, how did she know that!?

Pyro: I know everything about you, Ms. I-Pissed-My-Pants-Yesterday

Mento: THAT WAS BECAUSE I DRANK COKE!

Pyro: *monotone voice* Wow, you didn't explode? 

Fenn: *gasps muffledly* DID MY PIE-PIE FINALLY MAKE A JOKE? (...I'm having second thoughts on making her aro TvT)

Pyro: *flushes* Stop that or you'll be forced to watch 10 hours of My Little Pony again.

Fenn: NO, I HATE THAT "fRiEndShiP mAkEs EverYthIng WorK" CRAP. 

Pyro: Servant #87, go deal with her. I'm gonna have a one-on-one talk with Candy-Guy. 

Ash/Servant #87: *shivers and quickly gets out of there*

~

Ash: *comes back to see Mento bawling and revealing all her secrets to Pyro*

Mento: I- I was kidnapped at a young age and uh, gave a therapy session to my kidnapper. 

Pyro: *nods* Very reasonable.

Ash: N- no, that's very abnor--

Mento: Also I became besties with the kidnapper. Ah yes, Jarold was truly the best guy I've ever met. *sniffles* Uh, I'm now an herbologist and also a collector of animus-touched items. There's one that lets you scoopt up the perfect amount of ice cream-- how cool is THAT?!

Mento: *pauses before  going back to her crying*

Ash: Wow, I'm impressed, Pyro. How did you get Mento to tell you all that?

Pyro: Oh, I made her watch Doraemon: Stand By Me

Ash: You cruel, cruel bastard...

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I surprisingly liked Mento and her backstory was actually weirdly funny- made me laugh while writing it so great job there. 

9/10. You might need some positive traits for Mento but I do get it if her personality is really a "I-don't-give-a-sh*t" and nothing else.