MJ sat silently, watching Flash with binoculars from the other side of the street. Ned was beside her, looking around anxiously.

"Should we really be doing this?" he whispered loudly. She glared at him. "Be quiet, and probably not but who cares."

"I care!"

"Shush."

-~-~-~-~-~-

Ned
HELP

Peter
What?

Ned
MJ KIDNAPPED ME

Peter
What?!

Ned
SHE'S USING ME TO HELP HER SPY ON FLASH

Peter
WHAT?!

Ned
HELP 

SHE'S ABOUT TO TAKE MY PHONE

Peter
I'M COMING

Ned
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE

-~-~-~-~-~-

MJ snatched the phone out of Ned's hand. "Stop! We're doing this for Peter." she rolled her eyes and looked back through her binoculars. "He's gone now!"

Ned breathed a sigh of relief. MJ shoved the phone back into his hands and stalked off. 

"Wait! How am I supposed to get back home?!"

-~-~-~-~-~-

Ned
SHE LEFT ME

Peter
I'll get Aunt May to come pick you up

Ned
Oh thank god

-~-~-~-~-~-

"Thanks May," Ned said as he climbed out of the car. "No problem honey," she smiled before driving away.

Ned looked at his house and breathed a sigh of relief. MJ really needed to stop watching so much Dateline.

-~-~-~-~-~-

Peter
Why did you leave Ned stranded?!

MJ
We walked over there. 

I walked back.

He could've walked back too.

Peter
*facepalm*

You need to stop watching so much Dateline

MJ
No.

-~-~-~-~-~-

Peter was sitting in the living room working on his science project. He paused and stared longingly at his cast. Aunt May, who was working on her laptop, glanced over at him and gave him a sympathetic smile. "Tomorrow."

"I don't know if I can wait that long," he groaned.

She laughed and tossed him the bag of goldfish. "I think you'll survive.

-~-~-~-~-~-

Right-Hand Dork
HOW DID YOU TAKE DOWN CAPTAIN AMERICA

Punchable Bird
We shot him in the legs

F-Plums
Because his shield is the size of a dinner plate

Fighting Spider
And he is an idiot

Captain Frisbee
...what?

Right-Hand Dork
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT VINE?!

Captain Frisbee 
What's a vine

Right-Hand Dork

https://youtu.be/RD50Mtrr-VY

Captain Frisbee
...I'm going to go contemplate life

Right-Hand Dork
Have fun

Coffee Einstein
Love that vine

Right-Hand Dork
Right?!

Darth Dork
So when you finish training in America 

Punchable Bird
They give you a trash can lid

Fighting Spider
Shut up

Legolas
Are you the only one with a trash can lid

Right-Hand Dork
The names Captain America

Punchable Bird
And I'm Falcon

F-Plums
You shut up and learn your place

Legolas
What did you say?

Darth Dork
I said run up and go punch him in the face

-~-~-~-~-~-

"What are you doing?" Steve looked up from his phone to see Wanda standing in the doorway. "Watching this." 

"What is it?"

Steve played it for her and she doubled over laughing. "You haven't seen those? They're all over the internet."

"Really?"

"Yup." She walked out of the room, still laughing. Cap sighed. It was time for him to get some social media platforms.

WhAt'S gOnNa HaPpEn NeXt?
And yes, I got Dateline from Kallmekris. Don't judge me ok. 
No one would ever judge you
I'm not so sure about that. Get back in the story.
No.
PETER
...fine

Love you guys! See you in the next chapter!

~Morgan