This isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real THIS ISNT REAL!!!

Alright! I'm taking over! Ok...ahem...Croagunk here? So um...Pinkydee10bit is kinda in the middle of a pity party cause...she was catching up on Pokémon episodes and...came across an episode containing this:

And...all of this:

Yeeeeah, I don't need to explain much do I?

THIS ISNT REAL!!! JABSHIPPING CANT BE CANNONLY BROKEN!! I mean, I would have taken it a little better if Croagunk was at least in the episode, but noooo! Not even a mention or a slight cameo! Heck! Sudowoodo was in the episode, BUT NOT CROAGUNK!?!?!

Hey! Calm down before I break out Poison Jab!

How do you expect me to calm down!? My OTP was broken in the canon!!! My ship cannot sink!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Sigh...Oh and if you're wondering why I'm taking this so well, I'm really not. I cry on the inside. Sniff mostly...

WHY CRUEL WORLD WHY!?!?!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 NO AMOUNT OF EMOJIS DESCRIBES WHAT PAIN IM IN!!!