Hook-For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible "Sack of Mystery." When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears!

(The crowd mutters several positive things about the trick's credibility and Hook's character. Hook smiles at his gain and their loss)

(Cuts to Jake, Marina, Izzy, Cubby, and Peter watching television. Jake has on a cerulean bandanna with his name on it)

TV Narrator-The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist.

Tiger Fist! ...will return after these messages.

Peter-Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about.

Peg Leg-(Voice-over:) Are you completely miserable?

Actor-(While crying:) YES!

Peg Leg-(Voice-over:) Then you need to meet (In a whisper:) Lizzy.

Cubby-Lizzy?

Marina-What makes her so special?

Peg Leg-(Voice-over:) She's a psychic.

Marina-Whaa?

Peg Leg-(Voice-over:) So don't waste your time with other so-called "man of mystery."

(The screen shows a clip of Hook coming out of an outhouse and is stamped with the word "FRAUD.")

Peg Leg-(Voice-over:) Learn about tomorrow tonight at Lizzy's Tent of Telepathy. (Speeding through subtext for commercial:)

Voidwhereprohibited,noC.O.D.'saccepted.CarlaI'vealwayslovedyoubutneverhadthegutstosayit.

Marina-Wow, I'm getting all curiousy inside!

Hook-(Walks in) Well, don't get too curiousy. Ever since that monster Lizzy rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble.

(Cut to Grunkle Hook driving in a parking lot. He spots an open parking spot and attempts to back in, but Lizzy's tour bus pulls in first)

Hook-(Makes a fist) Lizzy!

(Cut back to present)

Izzy-Well, is she really psychic?

Cubby-I think we should go and find out.

Hook-Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Lizzy's roof!

Izzy-Do tents have roofs?

Jake-I think we just found our loop hole... literally! (Holds up a string with a loop in it) Haha!

(Cut back to TV)

Peg Leg-(Voice-over:) So come down soon, folks. Lizzy is expecting you.

(Cut to theme song)

(We see a crowd entering the Tent of Telepathy. Peg Leg Ever stands at the entrance with a sack)

Peg Leg-Step right up there, folks. Put your money in Lizzy's psychic sack.

(Crowd mutters several positive things about the sack's credibility)

Cubby-Whoa, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack. They even have their own Peter.

(points to a maintenance worker who looks very similar to Peter, named Jeter. Peter glares at the lookalike while munching chips)

Marina-It's starting! It's starting!

Jake-Let's see what this monster looks like.

(Curtains open and Lizzy appears on the stage)

(She looks somewhat similar to Izzy)

Lizzy-Hello America! My name is Lizzy!

(Lizzy claps and doves fly out of her hair. The crowd cheers)

Cubby-That's Hook's mortal enemy?

Marina-Wow.

Jake-But she's so cute!

Izzy-But she looks like me.

Lizzy-Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight! ...Such a gift. I have a vision. I predict that you will soon all say, "aww."

(Lizzy makes a cute pose and the crowd says "aww.")

Jake-It came true.

Cubby-What? I'm not impressed.

Marina-You're impressed!

Lizzy-Hit it, Blake!

(Blake Ever starts playing the piano and Lizzy starts singing a song)

Lizzy-(Singing:) Oh, I can see, what others can't see. It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability! Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined! And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me! Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!

(Crowd, including Peter and the siblings, rises, seemingly unintentionally, and they start to clap along with the beat)

Izzy-Wha—? How did she—?

Lizzy-Keep it going! (Singing:) You wish your son would call you more!

Old Lady-I'm leaving everything to my cats!

Lizzy-I sense that you've been here before.

(Momentarily cut to Finn, who is wearing a shirt with Lizzy's face on it and holding various other Lizzy merchandise)

Finn-Oh, what gave it away?

Cubby-(Exasperated:) Come on.

Lizzy-(Singing; to Jake:) I'll read your mind if I can take: Something tells me you're named Jake.

(Lizzy leaves, and Jake uncovers his bandanna, which reads "Jake.")

Jake-How'd she do that?

Lizzy-So welcome all ye... to the Tent of Telepathy And thanks for visiting... widdle ol' me!

(The song ends, Lizzy is sweating and panting and the crowd cheers wildly)

Lizzy-(Pants) Oh... oh my goodness. (Drinks some water; to the audience:) Thank you! You people are the real miracles!

Jake-Woo! Yeah!

Cubby-(As they exit) Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud than Hook! No wonder our uncle's jealous.

Jake-Oh, come on. Her dance moves were adorable! And did you see her hair? She was like a little German girl! Adorable!

Izzy-She looked like me! You're too easily impressed.

Jake-Yeah, yeah!

(Next day at the Mystery Shack. Izzy and Jake go up to Marina and Cubby)

Izzy-Check it out, guys! I successfully bedazzled Jake's tongue!

(Jake sticks out his tongue to reveal a bunch of sequins)

Jake-Ow.

Cubby-Is that permanent?

Izzy-I'm unappreciated in my time...

(The doorbell rings)

Hook-(off-screen:) Somebody answer that door!!

Jake-I'll get it! (Goes to get the door. He opens it up but there thinks is no one there. He then looks down and finds Lizzy)

Lizzy-Howdy.

Jake-It's "wittle ol'" you!

Lizzy-(Laughs nervously) Yeah, my song's quite catchy. Now, I know we haven't formally met, but after yesterday's performance, I just couldn't get your laugh out of my head.

Jake-You mean this one? (Laughs obnoxiously)

Lizzy-Oh, what a delight! Now, when I saw you in the audience, I said to myself, "Now there's a kindred spirit! Someone who appreciates the sparkly things in life."

Jake-That's totally me! (Laughs and coughs up some sequins that land on Lizzy's suit, bedazzling it)

Lizzy-(In a whisper:) Enchanting. Utterly enchanting.

Hook-(Offscreen) Who's at the door?

Jake-No one, Grunkle Hook!

Lizzy-appreciate your discretion. Now, Hook's no fan of mine. I don't know how a lemon so sour could be related to a peach so sweet.

Jake-Lizzy!

Lizzy-What do you say we step away from here, and chat a bit more. Perhaps in my video game room?

Jake-Oh! Game day! Yahoo! (Punches Lizzy in the shoulder)

Lizzy-(Laughs) Ow.

(Cut to inside Lizzy's house. Lizzy opens the door to her video game room. Jake stares in amazement)

Lizzy-Ya see something you like? 'Cause I do.

Jake-(Laughs; cluelessly:) What?

(Jake returns to the Mystery Shack with virtual reality goggles and energy drinks)

Jake-Hey guys. What's goin' on?

Marina-Whoa, where have you been? And what's going on with the stuff? You look like you're in the cover of gamer magazine.

Jake-I know, right? I've been hanging out with my new pal, Lizzy. She is one sweet lady.

Izzy-Jake, I don't trust anyone who's looks exactly like me.

Jake-Oh, leave her alone! You guys never want to do stuff with me; you two and Cubby get to do weird stuff all the time.

Izzy-What do you mean?

Cubby-(Enters) Hey guys, you ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?

Both-(Excitedly:) Am I! (They both run off while Jake stands there)

Marina/Izzy/Cubby-(Offscreen, as popping sounds are made, they are heard laughing) (Chanting:) One-at-a-time! One-at-a-time!

(Cut to Jake and Lizzy on the roof of a warehouse)

Jake-Whoa, the view from your family's factory is nuts! Good thing we both brought our—

Jake/Lizzy-—Opera glasses! (Point their opera glasses at each other and laugh)

Lizzy-Jake, when I'm up here lookin' down on all those little ol' people, I feel like I'm queen of all I survey. I guess that makes you my king!

Jake-What? You are being so nice to me right now, quit it! (Playfully punches her in the shoulder)

Lizzy-I can't quit it. I am speaking from the heart.

Jake-From the where-now?

Lizzy-Jake, I've never felt this close with anyone. So, so close. (Strokes Jake's hair and giggles)

Jake-(Pushes her hand away) Look Liz, I um...

Lizzy-(Reaches to pet Jake's hair again and giggles)

Jake-(Pushes her hand away) I like you a lot, but let's just be friends.

Lizzy-At least just give me a chance. Jake, will you do me the honor of going on a date with me?

Jake-A play date?

Lizzy-(Shakes head) Mmnn.

Jake-A shopping date?

Lizzy-Mmnn. It'll just be one li'l ol' date, I swear on my lucky bolo tie.

Jake-Ummm. Okay, then... I guess...

Lizzy-Jake Never, you have made me the happiest girl in the world! (Hugs Jake)

Jake-... Are you sniffing my hair?

(Back at Mystery Shack, the siblings are playing a video game)

Jake-It's not a date-date, it's just, you know, I didn't want to hurt her feelings and so I figured I'd throw her a bone.

Izzy-Jake, girls don't work that way. She's gonna fall in love with you.

Jake-(Scoffs) Yeah right. I'm not that lovable. (Shoots them all in the game) Kaboom! Yes!

Cubby-Okay, we agree on something here.

(Doorbell rings, Jake goes to answer door. A horse busts through)

Jake-Ah!

Lizzy-(Riding horse) A night of enchantment awaits.

Jake-Oh boy.

(Cut to an aquatic themed restaurant, and then to the interior. Jake and Lizzy are sitting together at a booth)

Jake-I can't believe they let us bring a horse in here!

Lizzy-Well, people have a hard time saying no to me. (Puts feet up on table)

Jean-Luc-Ah, Mademoiselle Lizzy! Ze feet on ze table! An excellent choice!

Lizzy-Jean Luc, what did we discuss about eye contact?

Jean Luc-(Looking away) Yes, yes, very good! (Backs away)

(Cut to the Mystery Shack gift shop, where Hook is looking at a newspaper article)

Hook-Hey, hey! What the jackal is Jake doing in the paper next to that crazy pickpocket Lizzy?

Wendy-Oh, yeah, it's like a big deal. Everybody's talking about Lizzy and Jake's big date tonight.

Hook-WHAT?! That little shyster is dating my great nephew!?

Peter-I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple. Lake? Jalizzy? (Gasps) Lizzake!

Hook-(Exits)

Izzy-We didn't know! We didn't hear about it and plus, We told him not to.

Marina-I stayed out of it.

Hook-(Re-enters, wearing his suit) Yeah, well it ends tonight. I'm going right down to that little skunk's house; this is gonna stop RIGHT now! (Slams door)

Peter-Dude, wouldn't it be funny if that was a closet, and he had to come back out again and go out the real door? (Opens the door) Nope. Real door.

(Hook car skids to a halt in front of Lizzy's house)

Hook-(He knocks the door) Lizzy, you little punk! Open up! (He reads sign on the door that says "Please Pardon This Garden") I will pardon NOTHING!

Peg Leg-(Opens the door) Why, Hook Never! What a delight!

Hook-Out of the way Peg, I'm looking for Lizzy!

Peg Leg-Well, I haven't seen the girl around, but since you're here, you simply must come in for coffee! (Pulls Hook inside)

Hook-But-but I came-

Peg Leg-It's imported! All the way from Colombia!

Hook-Wow... I went to jail there once. (Whistles) Some digs you got here. (Sees clown painting) Oh, this. This is beautiful.

Peg Leg-Blake, why don't you get Mr. Hook some coffee?

(We see him punching Charlie who is wearing body armor)

Blake-Hai! (Backflips to the kitchen)

Peg Leg-Now, I hear that your niece and my Lizzy are, well, they're singin' in harmony lately so to speak!

Hook-Uh, yeah, and I'm against it. Nyah. (Knocks a pillow off the couch)

Peg Leg-No no no. I see it as a fantastic business opportunity. Yes, the Mystery Shack and the Tent of Telepathy. We've been at each other's throats for far too- lemme get that (Rips down a picture of Hook on a dart board) we've been at each other's throats for far too long, yes we have. This is our big chance to set aside our rivalry and pool our collective profit, you see.

Hook-(Clicks a cash register) ... I'm listening.

(Cut back to Lizzy and Jake in The Club)

Lizzy-...And so I said "Autograph your own head shot lady." (Laughs)

Jake-(Nervously laughs) Yeah... (The lobster on his plate pinches his fork)

Lizzy-Jake, tonight's date was a complete success. And tomorrow's date promises to top this one in every way!

Jake-Whoa whoa, you said just one date, and this was it.

Lizzy-Hark! What a surprise! A red crested South American rainbow macaw!

(The macaw flies in and lands on Lizzy)

Jake-Ah! (grabs the lobster)

Lizzy-...two three four...

Macaw-JAKE! WILL YOU- ACCOMPANY- LIZZY- TO- THE BALLROOM DANCE- THIS- THURBDAY.

Lizzy-(Shakes it violently)

Macaw-THURSDAY! (Coughs up a letter and flies away)

Woman-Oh, so adorable.

Chef-Lizzy's got a boyfriend.

Lizzy-They're expectin' us. Please say you'll go.

Jake-Oh, Lizzy, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to say-

Sharky-I'm on the edge of my seat.

Bones-This is gonna be adorable.

Old Woman-If he say's no, I'll die from sadness.

Doctor-I can verify that that will indeed happen.

(People chattering)

(Cut back to the Shack. Jake walks by Cubby, and Izzy as they're reading the journal and Marina is knitting)

Marina-Hey. How'd it go?

Jake-I don't know... (Puts lobster in tank) I have a lobster now.

Cubby-Well, at least it's over and you'll never have to go out with her again. (Pause) Jake? It's over, right?

Marina-Jake?

Jake-UGH! (Flails arms) She asked me out again and I didn't know how to say no!

Izzy-Like this: no.

Jake-It's not that easy Iz! And I do like Lizzy, as a friend slash little sister, so I didn't want to hurt her feelings! I just need to get things back to where they used to be. You know, friends.

(Out at night in the middle of the lake. Sharky is rowing a boat with Lizzy and Jake in it)

Sharky-Boat in the night! Boat in the night! (Laughs)

Jake-Hah, you know I thought dancing was gonna be the end of the evening, right?

Lizzy-(Leans in) Don't you want this evenin' to last, my sweet?

Jake-(Recoils) NO! I mean yes. I mean I'm always happy to hang out with a friend, buddy, pal, chum, other word for friend...

Sharky-Pal?

Jake-I already said pal, uh, mate?

Lizzy-How about soul mate?

(Fireworks appear that show the name "Jake" within a heart and Jake is in complete shock)

Sharky-Well, you can't say no to that.

(Cut back to the Shack)

Jake..I mean, she's so nice, but.. I can't keep doing this. But I can't break her heart. (Shouts) I have no way out!

Izzy-(Enters) What the heck happened on that date?

Jake-I don't know! I was in the friend zone, and then before I knew what was happening, she pulled me into the romance zone. It was like quick sand! Tan slender quicksand!

Marina-Jake, come on. It's not like you're gonna have to marry Lizzy.

Hook-(Enters) Great news, Jake. You have to marry Lizzy!

Jake-WHAT?!

Hook-It's all part of my long term deal with Peg Leg Ever. There's a lot of cash tied up in this thing. Plus I got this shirt. (Gestures to his "Team Lizzy" shirt) Ugh, I am fat.

Jake-AAAHHHH!!! (runs out of the room)

Hook-(Calling after him:) Bodies change, kid! Bodies change...

Marina-(Walks into the attic with Izzy and Cubby and seeing Jake hiding under all his bandannas) Oh no. Jake...

Jake-Jake's not here. He's in bandanna town.

Izzy-Are you gonna come out of bandanna town?

Jake-(Whines and shakes head)

Izzy-Alright, enough is enough. If you can't break up with Lizzy, We'll do it for you.

Jake-You will?

(They nod)

Jake-(Hugs Them) Oh, thank you thank you thank you!

Izzy-Alright.

(Cut to The Club, where Lizzy is sitting in a booth awaiting Jake. Marina, Izzy, and Cubby enter, approaches Lizzy and Cubby clears his throat)

Lizzy-Oh, Marina, Izzy, and Cubby Never, how are you? You look good, you look good.

Marina-Thanks, you uh... Look, Lizzy. We've got to talk. Jake isn't joining you tonight, he uh, he doesn't want to see you anymore. (Laughs nervously) He's uh. He's kinda weirded out by you, no offense.

Lizzy-(Eye twitches) So what you're sayin' is... you've...come between us. (Eye twitches again)

Cubby- You're not gonna like, freak out or anything, are ya?

Lizzy-Of course not. These things happen. Bygones, you know.

Marina-So. Okay. Cool. Then again, sorry, but uh, hey, thumbs up. Huh? (Backs away with Izzy and Cubby)

Lizzy-(In a whisper:) Thumbs up indeed, my friend.

(Cut to the exterior of the restaurant, where Jake is waiting for Marina, Izzy, and Cubby, who then exits the restaurant)

Jake-How'd it go? Was she mad?

Izzy-Don't worry, Jake, she's just a kid. It's not like she has any powers.

(Cut to Lizzy's bedroom later on)

Lizzy-(Breathing heavily) Marina, Cubby, and Izzy Never, you don't know what you've done! (Grabs her amulet and a candle starts to levitate and the light bulbs on his boudoir explode. Other things in the room begin to levitate) You've just made the biggest mistake of your life! (Throws the levitated objects on the ground)

Peg Leg-(Opening the door) Lizzy Pixie Ever, clean up your room this instant!

Lizzy-I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!

Peg Leg-...Fair enough. (Closes door)

Sarina-(comes in) Lizzy-

Lizzy-I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU TOO!

Sarina-... Okay. (Closes door)

(Lizzy looks at a picture of Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and Marina and burns away Izzy, Cubby, and Marina's side of the picture)

(Cut to Peter and the siblings outside. Peter tucks a pillow under his shirt)

Peter-Hit me, dude!

(They charge at Peter's stomach and bounce off, laughing)

Peter-Feels good.

Jake-I'm so glad everything's back to normal!

(Telephone rings)

Jake-Your turn.

Izzy-(Finishing the sentence about a second after Jake:) Your turn. Aw, man... (Answers phone) Hello?

Toby Determined-(Over the phone:) Toby Determined, Neverland Falls Gossiper.

Izzy-Oh hey man. Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.

Toby-Water under the bridge! Say, we want to interview you about whether you've seen anything unUSUAL about this here TOWN since you've arrived.

Izzy-Oh, finally! Cubby and I thought nobody would ever ask! We have notes and theories! (Listening) Uh huh, uh huh. (Writing as Toby tells her the address) 412 Gopher Road. Tonight? Got it.

(Cut to Toby Determined's residence. Toby hangs up the phone)

Toby-There. I did your dirty work. Now it's time you pay YOUR end of the bargain!

(Someone throws Toby a slip of paper)

Toby-Ha! Coralie Queen's phone number! Bless you, Li'l Lizzy!

(Cut to 412 Gopher Road. Cubby opens the warehouse door)

Izzy-(Voice echoing:) Hello?

(They turn to leave, only for the door to slam shut. They bang on the door and turn around when lights start turning on. Lizzy swerves around in a swivel chair, petting a doll of herself.

Lizzy-Hello dears.

Izzy-Ughh, Lizzy.

Lizzy-Izzy and Cubby Never. How long have been livin' in this town? A week, two? You like it here? Enjoy the scenery?

Cubby-What do you want from us?

Lizzy-Listen carefully, boy. This town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend!

Cubby-Is this about Jake? We told you, he's not into you!

Lizzy-LIAR! YOU turned him against me! (Grabs amulet and walks toward them) He was my peach dumplin'!

Izzy-Uh, you okay?

Lizzy-(Levitates Izzy and Cubby and throws them into a pile of merchandise)

Toy Lizzy-Howdy!

Lizzy-Readin' minds isn't all I can do.

Cubby-But-but you're a fake.

Lizzy-Oh tell me, Cubby: is this fake? (Levitates all the merchandise including Marina who's mouth is taped up)

Izzy/Cubby-Marina!

(Jake outside of the Mystery Shack, thinking and chewing on his bandanna)

Wendy-(Walks outside and sits next to Jake) How's that fabric tastin', buddy?

Jake-Wendy, I need some advice. You've broken up with guys, right?

Wendy-Oh yeah: Russ Durham, Eli Hall, Stoney Davidson...

Jake-I don't know what's wrong with me. I thought everything was back to normal, but I still feel all gross.

Wendy-...Pysche Wirley, Nate Holt, oh, that guy with the tattoos...

Jake-Maybe letting Marina, Izzy, and Cubby do it for me was a mistake. Lizzy deserves an honest break up.

Wendy-...Danny Feldman, Mark Epston... Oh man, I'm not sure I ever actually broke up with him. No wonder he keeps calling me.

Jake-I know what I've gotta do. Thanks for talking to me, Wendy. (Runs to get a bike and rides off on it)

Wendy-(Takes out her ringing cell phone) Ignore.

(Marina, Izzy, and Cubby are running away from the merchandise being thrown at them. Lizzy laughs evilly and moves a cabinet to smash Izzy. Izzy jumps out of the way and hits his head on the wall.

Marina-Grunkle Hook was right about you, you ARE a monster!

Lizzy-Your brother will be mine! (Laughs evilly and pulls the string of one of her dolls, making it laugh evilly)

Cubby-(Grabs a baseball bat and gets up)

Lizzy-(To the doll:) Who's a cutie? You are!

Toy Lizzy-No you are!

(Cubby shouts and charges at Lizzy with the bat. Lizzy levitates Marina, Cubby, and Izzy)

Marina-He's never gonna date you!

Lizzy-That's a lie. (Looks at a box of lamb shears) And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again. (Levitates the lamb shears)

Jake-(Runs to the window from outside and sees them. Opens door) Lizzy! We have to talk!

Lizzy-Jake. My marshmalla. (Drops the shears) What are you doin' here?

Jake-I'm sorry Lizzy, but I can't be your marshmallow. I needed to be honest and tell you that myself.

Lizzy-I-I don't understand. (Squeezes the amulet, therefore squeezing them in midair)

Marina-(While choking:) Uh, Jake!? This probably isn't the best time to be brutally honest with her!

Jake-Hey, but we can still be video game buddies, right? Wouldn't you like that?

Lizzy-Really?

Jake-... No, not really! (Pulls off Lizzy's amulet and Marina, Cubby, and Izzy fall) You were like, attacking my younger brother and sisters! What the heck?! If you come near us again I will literally turn you in a human pretzel!

Lizzy-My tie! Give it back!

(Jake throws the amulet to Cubby)

Izzy-Ha! (Catches it) Not so powerful without this, are you?

Lizzy-(Screams and charges at Izzy, making him drop the amulet and breaking through the window)

Jake/Marina/Cubby-Izzy!

(Izzy and Lizzy scream. Izzy slaps Lizzy and the two start slapping each other and then start screaming again. Jake, who is holding the mystic amulet, levitates the two of them and then floats down while levitating Cubby and Marina)

Jake-Listen Lizzy, it's over. I will never, ever, date you.

Izzy-Yeah!

Jake-(Drops them and throws the amulet to the ground, breaking it)

Lizzy-MY POWERS! Oh this isn't over. This isn't the last you'll see of wittle... ol' me! (Walks into the dark forest)

(Cut to the Ever residence)

Hook-(Finishes signing papers) Ah, this is livin', brother. (Knocks on the clown painting and Sarina pours him tea)

Peg Leg-From now on it's all name brand foods and clown paintings. (Lizzy storms in; to Lizzy:) Well, hey, pumpkin! Why, look who I—

Lizzy-(Stands on the coffee table) Hookford Never, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!

Hook-Rebuke? Is that a word?

Sarina-She does this.

Lizzy-The entire Never family have invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!

Hook-What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

Peg Leg-Apbap bap but-but sunshine? (Laughs nervously) What about our arrangement with Jake and—

Lizzy-SILENCE OLD MAN!

Peg Leg-Well, uh, I see that she's takin' to one of her rages again. Eh, sorry Hook, I have to side with Lizzy on this one. (Rips up the contract)

Hook-Okay, okay. I can see when I'm not wanted. (Grabs the clown painting and starts to leave)

Peg Leg-Hook, I'm-I'm sorry but I'm gonna need that painting back! Hook? HOOK!

Hook-(Running away) TRY AND CATCH ME, SUCKERS!

(Cut back to the Mystery Shack, where Hook is hanging up the clown painting and the kids are a mess)

Hook-I coulda had it all. (Looks at the kids) What the heck happened to you four?

Jake/Marina-Lizzy.

Izzy/Cubby-Lizzy.

Hook-Lizzy. Yeah, the little witch "swore vengeance" on the whole family. Ha, I guess she's gonna try to nibble my ankles or somethin'.

Izzy-Oh, yeah. Yeah, how's she gonna destroy us now, huh? Try to guess what number we're thinking of? (Laughs)

Marina-She'll never guess what number I'm thinking of. NEGATIVE EIGHT! No one would guess a negative number.

All-(Laughing)

Hook-Uh oh. She's plannin' on destruction right now! (Laughs and lays on top of the twins)

Jake/Marina-Hahahaha!

(In Lizzy's room. She's making dolls of the Never family)

Lizzy-(Playing with the Jake doll:) Lizzy, I still love you. If only my family weren't in the way. (Picks up the Hook doll and imitates Hook:) Look at me. I'm old, and I'm smelly. (Finishes the Izzy doll; mocking Izzy:) Hey, what are you gonna do without your precious amulet? (Regular voice:) Oh you'll see girl... (Closes Journal 2) You'll see...

(Blake enters her room)

Blake-Liz, you done plotting?

Lizzy-BUY AND SELL YOU!!

Blake-Whatever. (Leaves the room)

(Cut to end credits with Izzy, Cubby, Marina, Jake, and Peter is facing away from the screen and Jake is doing something to him)

Peter-You done?

Jake-Not yet.

Peter-How about now?

Jake-Almost. And...there. Thanks for the bedazzling lessons Iz.

Peter-(Turns around, covered in sequins) Let's do this.

(Jake turns the light off and Cubby shines a flashlight on Peter, causing the room to light up like a disco ball. Hook is there, having seen this all unfold)

Hook-You're all fired.