(Izzy starts to narrate)

Izzy-(Narrating:) Ah, summer break.

(We see Hank grilling burgers while Shmipper and Smabble are running around beside him. Others sit at a picnic table)

Hank-So you want cheese on that, hon?

Hank's wife-Sure, Hank.

Cubby-A time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy.

(Cut to the "Welcome to Neverland Falls" sign)

Izzy-Unless you're us.

Jake/Marina/Izzy/Cubby-Aaahhhhh!!

(Jake, Marina, Izzy, and Cubby Never crash through the "Welcome to Neverland Falls" sign with the Mystery Cart, screaming. They are being chased by an unknown monster, which is knocking down trees)

Jake-(Looks back) It's getting closer!

(The monster tries to catch the cart but just falls short. The cart flies off a rock and lands roughly)

Izzy-My name is Izzy, the one with braids. The blonde boy is my little brother Cubby, the girl with the long black hair and seashell earrings is my older sister Marina, and the boy with the black hair about to puke, our older brother Jake, and also Marina's twin brother.

Cubby-You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.

(The monster throws a tree in their path)

Marina-Look out!

(The image freezes with them screaming as they run into the screen)

Cubby-Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.

Cut to theme song

(Cut back to them in the golf cart)

Cubby-Let's rewind. (Flashback to Jake, Marina, Izzy, and Cubby in their living room at home) It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air.

(Their parents take their stuff away, give them bags and put some sunscreen on their noses. Cut to a map of Oregon. Zoom in to Neverland Falls)

Izzy-(Narrating:) They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Neverland Falls, Oregon, to stay at our great-uncle's place in the woods.

(Cut to Marina in the attic hanging up posters, and Jake listening to music while wearing a magenta bandanna with a shooting star)

Marina-This attic is amazing. Check out all my splinters! (Holds up hands, which have gigantic splinters sticking out of them)

Jake-(takes off headphones) Cool.

Cubby-(Backs up into his bed, which Gompers is on; not narrating:) And there's a goat on my bed.

Jake-Hey, little guy. (Holds out his arm, and Gompers chews on his bandanna) Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my bandanna. (Laughs)

Izzy-(Narrating:) The twins tend to look on the bright side of things... In different ways.

Cubby-Jake is brave.

(Cut to Jake doing a backflip off the high-dive into the deep end of the pool)

Jake-(floats to the top) YEAH!

Cubby-And Marina is always trying to do what's right.

(Cut to Marina dumping lobsters from a tank into an ocean)

Marina-Be free! You're alive!

(Cut to present)

(A woodpecker pecks on Cubby's hat)

Cubby-(Narrating:) But we were having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings.

Hook-(Jumps out at him wearing a mask) Boo!

Cubby-Ah! (Falls over)

Hook-(Takes his mask off) Ahahahaha! Hahaha!

Cubby-(Narrating:) And then there was our Great Uncle Hook. (As Hook slaps his knee) That guy.

Hook-(Coughs several times and hits his chest) It was worth it.

(Cut to Hook leading tourists through the Mystery Shack)

Cubby-(Narrating:) Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called "The Mystery Shack." The real mystery was why anyone came.

(The Jackalope's antler breaks off)

Hook-Ladies and gentlemen, behold! The Sascrotch!

(Cut to a Sasquatch wearing underwear. Tourists start speaking excitedly, and snap pictures. Cut to Cubby sweeping the wooden floor with a broom. The others are looking at stuff.

Cubby-(Narrating:) And guess who had to work there. (Not narrating; sighs)

Jake-Cool. (Reaches for large eyeball)

Hook-(Slaps his hand with his 8-ball cane) No touching the merchandise!

(Cut to Peter driving the Mystery Cart to the Mystery Shack)

Cubby-(Narrating:) It looked like it was gonna be the same, boring routine all summer. Until one fateful day...

(Cut to Jake and Marina peeking through Hook-bobbleheads)

Marina-They're looking at them! They're looking at them!

Jake-I know! (Shushes her)

(A boy and girl are looking at their notes)

Boy-Uh.. (Reading Marina's note:) Do you like me? Yes? Definitely? Absolutely!!! (Looks around)

Marina-We so rigged it! (High fives Jake)

Izzy-(narrating:) Jake and Marina have one thing in common. They're always trying to get a date.

(not narrating:) Guys, I know you're going through your whole "Boy/Girl Crazy" phase, but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the "crazy" part.

Jake-What? (Blows raspberry) Come on! This is our first summer away from home!

Marina-It's our big chance to have an epic summer romance!

Cubby-Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every person you meet?

(Flashbacks)

(Jake is with a girl near a greeting cards display)

Jake-My name is Jake, but you can call me "The boy of your dreams." I'M JOKING! (Shoves her into the display) Hahahahaha!

(Flashback to a boy holding a turtle on a bench)

Marina-(Jumps up behind him) Oh my gosh, you like turtles? I like turtles too! What is happening here?

(Flashback to the inside of a mattress store)

Mattress King-Come one, come all, to the Mattress Prince's kingdom of savings!

Marina-(Hiding behind a set of colorful balloons; pops out head and whispers:) Take me with you...

Mattress King-Ah! (Cowers away from Marina and drops scepter)

(Cut back to the present)

Marina-Mock all you want, brother, but I got a good feeling about this summer. I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now.

Hook-(Walks through the door and burps, but it gets caught in his throat) Oh! Oh, not good. Ow.

Marina-Aww! Why!

Cubby/Izzy-Hahaha!

Hook-All right, all right, look alive, people. I need someone to go hammer up these signs in the spooky part of the forest.

Jake-(Quickly:) Not it!

Marina-(Quickly:) Not it!

Peter-Uh, also not it.

Hook-Nobody asked you, Peter.

Peter-I know, and I'm comfortable with that. (Eats chocolate bar)

Hook-Wendy, I need you to put up this sign!

Wendy-(Pretends to reach for signs) I would, but I, ugh, can't, ugh, reach it, ugh...

Hook-I'd fire all of you if I could. All right, let's make it... eenie, meenie, miney... (Points at Cubby, and Izzy) you.

Izzy-Aw, what? Grunkle Hook, whenever I'm in those woods, I feel like I'm being watched.

Hook-Ugh, this again.

Cubby-We're telling you, something weird is going on in this town. Just today, my mosquito bites spelled out "BEWARE."

Hook-(Looks at Cubby's arm) That says "BEWARB." (Cubby scratches his arm) Look, kid. The whole "monsters in the forest" thing is just local legend, drummed up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that.

(A man laughs while looking at a Hook's-bobblehead's head bobble)

Hook-So quit being so paranoid.(Gives Izzy and Cubby the signs)

Izzy/Cubby-(sighs)

(Cut to a foggy forest with trees getting blown by the wind)

Izzy-Ugh, Grunkle Hook. Nobody ever believes anything we say. (Puts one sign up on a tree that says "To The Mystery Shack." She starts to hammer a nail on another tree trunk, but it makes a metallic sound. She taps the tree with the hammer, which makes more metallic sounds) Cubby, check this out. (She wipes away some dust and opens a secret window revealing a mechanical box with two control switches on top. Cubby tests one control but nothing happens. Then he tries the other. Behind him, a hole opens up in the ground)

Cubby-What the? (Looks inside the hole, and there is a book. He picks the book up and places it on the ground, and checks for people watching. Izzy flips one page and an eye-glass is in it. Cubby flips another page, and begins reading aloud:) "It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began studying the strange and wondrous secrets of Neverland Falls, Oregon." (Flips through pages) What is all this? (Stops at a page that says "TRUST NO ONE" and starts reading) "Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed. I'm being watched. I must hide this book before he finds it. Remember: in Neverland Falls there is no one you can trust." (Closes Journal) No one you can trust...

Jake/Marina-(Jumps up behind a log) HELLO!

Izzy/Cubby-AH!

Marina-What'cha readin', some lil kid thing?

Cubby-(Hides journal behind back) Uh, uh, it's nothing!

Jake-(Imitating Cubby:) "Uh, uh, it's nothing!" (Laughs) What? Are you actually not gonna show us?

Gompers-(Nibbles the edge of the journal)

Izzy-Uhhh... (Glances at Gompers) Let's go somewhere private.

(Cut to a view of the Mystery Shack. The siblings are in the living room)

Izzy-It's amazing! Grunkle Hook said we were being paranoid, but according to this book, Neverland Falls has this secret dark side. (Shows them a page)

Marina-Whoa! Shut. Up!

Cubby-And get this! After a certain point, the pages just.. stop, like the guy who was writing it... mysteriously disappeared. (Doorbell rings) Who's that?

Marina-Well, time to spill the beans. (Knocks over a can of beans on the table) Boop. Beans.

Jake-Anyway. This boy's got a date! Yeah! (Falls backward into the chair, chuckling)

Marina-I'm so happy! (Hugs Jake)

Cubby-Let me get this straight: in the half hour we were gone, you already found a girlfriend?

Jake-What can I say? I guess I'm just IRRESISTIBLLLLE! (Doorbell rings twice) Coming! (Runs out)

Cubby-(Sits down in chair and begins to read the Journal with Izzy)

Hook-(Walks in and sees them) What'cha reading there, slick?

Izzy-Oh! (Throws the book under the seat cushion and grabs a magazine) I was just catching up on, uh... (Sees the cover of the magazine) Gold Chains For Old Men Magazine?

Hook-That's a good issue.

Jake-(Standing next to a girl in a hoodie) Hey, family! Say hello to my new girlfriend!

Girl-'Sup?

Izzy/Cubby-Hey...

Marina-Hi!

Hook-How's it hanging?

Jake-We met at the cemetery. She's really deep. (Feels his arm) Oh. Little muscle there. Love it.

Cubby-So, what's your name?

Girl-Uh. Meeshell!

Jake-She means Michelle.

Cubby-Are you bleeding, Michelle?

Michelle-(With a red liquid dripping down his face) It's jam.

Jake-(Gasps) I love jam!

Michelle-So, you wanna go hold hands or... whatever?

Jake-(Chuckles) Don't wait up! (Runs out)

Michelle-(Points at Marina, Izzy, Cubby, and Hook and runs into the wall several times on her way out)

Cubby-(Narrating:) There was something about Michelle that wasn't right. I- (Izzy glares at him) We decided to consult the journal. Wait, can she hear me?

Izzy-You bet.

(Cuts to Izzy and Cubby in the attic)

Cubby-(Reading aloud from Journal:) Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes these creatures are often mistaken for... teenagers?! Beware Neverland Falls's nefarious... (Gasps)

(We see the journal page on The Undead. The picture of the zombie becomes Michelle)

Michelle-(As the zombie on the journal page:) 'Sup.

Izzy/Cubby-ZOMBIE!

(Cut to Hook in the bathroom)

Hook-Somebody say "crombie"? What is that, crombie? That's not even a word. You're losing your mind.

(Izzy and Cubby look out the window to see Michelle walking towards Jake with outstretched arms while moaning)

Izzy-Oh, no! Jake! No, no, Jake, watch out!

Michelle-Huh, huh! (Puts hands around Jake's neck)

Cubby/Izzy-AHHHHH!

Michelle-(Removes arms, revealing a blue badanna with a skull) Huhhh!

Jake-(Gasps) A new bandanna? You are too sweet...

Cubby-Is our brother really dating a zombie, or are we just going nuts?

Peter-(Screwing in a lightbulb) It's a dilemma, to be sure. I couldn't help but overhear you talkin' aloud to yourselves in this empty room.

Izzy-Peter, you've seen Jake's firlfriend. She's gotta be a zombie, right?

Peter-Hmm. How many brains didja see the girl eat?

Cubby/Izzy-(Looks down) Zero.

Peter-Look Guys, I believe you. I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town. Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf.

(Flashback of a hairy mailman walking by Peter, who is eating his lunch outside. Peter scoots away from him, suspicious)

Peter-But ya gotta have evidence. Otherwise, people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo clock screwball.

Izzy-As always, Peter, you're right.

Peter-My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse.

Hook-(Shouting offscreen:) Peter! The portable toilets are clogged again!

Peter-I am needed elsewhere. (Backs out)

Cubby-(Narrating:) Our brother could be in trouble. It was time to get some evidence.

Izzy-Exactly. But how?

Cubby-(Narrating:) I hate when she hears my thoughts.

Izzy-Then stop thinking out loud.

(Cut to Cubby and Izzy filming Michelle and Jake in the park.

Jake-(Throws a Frisbee at Michelle, who fails to catch it and falls over)

Cubby-(Stops looking through camera and frowns at Michelle)

(Cut to Michelle breaking through a door window to open it from the inside and letting Jake inside the diner)

Michelle-(Stumbles around and crashes, trying to follow Jake)

Izzy-(Looks out from behind menu)

(Cut to Jake and Michelle walking through a field)

Michelle-(Falls into an open grave, then crawls out, hand first, screaming)

Jake/Michelle-(Pause, then laugh)

Cubby-(Narrating:) I'd seen enough.

Izzy-We'd seen enough.

(Cut to the Never kid's room. Jake is putting on his new bandanna and Izzy and Cubby enter)

Cubby-Jake. We've gotta talk about Michelle.

Jake-Isn't she the best? Check out this weird kiss mark she gave me. (Shows his cheek, which has a red spot on it)

Izzy/Cubby-Ah!

Jake-Ha, ha! Gullible. It was just an accident with the leaf blower!

(Flashback to Jake with a leaf blower)

Jake-(Putting a picture of Michelle on leaf blower's tube) Kissing practice! (Leans in to leaf blower, but then it sucks in the picture and sticks to her face as well; he runs around) AHHH! Turn it off! Turn it off!

(Cut back to present)

Jake-That was fun. And painful.

Izzy-No, listen! We're trying to tell you that Michelle is not what she seems! (Shows him the Journal)

Jake-(Gasps) If she's a vampire. I'm losing interest.

Izzy-Guess again. SHA-BAM! (Holds book open to the Gnomes page)

Jake-Agh! Gnomes!

Izzy-Oh, wait. I'm-I'm sorry... (Flips to Undead page) Sha-bam!

Jake-A zombie? That is not funny guys..

Izzy-We're not joking! It all adds up: the bleeding, the limp. She never blinks! Have you noticed that?

Jake-Maybe she's blinking when you're blinking.

Izzy-Jake, remember what the book said about Neverland Falls? Trust no one!

Jake-Well, what about me, huh? Why can't you trust me?

Cubby-Jake, (shaking him) she's gonna eat your brain!

Jake-(Pushes him away) Guys, listen to me. Michelle and I are going on a date at five o'clock, and she's gonna be ADORABLE, and we're gonna kiss, (pushing Izzy and Cubby out of the room)

Izzy- Bu-bu-but—

Jakr-And I am not gonna let you ruin it with one of your crazy CONSPIRACIES! (Slams the door)

Cubby-(Sighs and sits down) What are we gonna do?

(Cut to the clock, which tells the time at 5:00. The doorbell rings)

Jake-(races downstairs) Coming! (Sees Michelle) Hey, Michelle. Nice hair.

Michelle-You to...

Jake-You always know what to say! (Walks off with her)

Izzy-(Watching the video they collected) Peter was right. we don't have any real evidence. (Video shows Jake buying Michelle an ice cream, but she only falls over; Izzy fast forwards to Jake and Michelle with Michelle's arm around Jake) I guess we can be kind of paranoid sometimes and— 

Cubby-(on the tape, Michelle's hand falls off; he glances around, then reattaches it) Wait, WHAT?! (Rewinds the tape and watches it again; he screams) We were right! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! (Races outside with Izzy)

Izzy/Cubby-Grunkle Hook! Grunkle Hook! Grunkle Hook!

Hook-(On a stage in front of a bunch of tourists; to the crowd:) And here we have Rock that looks like a face rock: the rock that looks like a face.

Unnamed hillbilly-Does it look like a rock?

Hook-No, it looks like a face.

Tourist-Is it a face?

Hook-It's a rock that looks like a face!

Izzy-Over here! Grunkle Hook!

Hook-For the fifth time! It's-it's not an actual face!

Cubby-Ugh!

(Cut to Jake and Michelle in the woods.

Jake-Finally, we're alone.

Michelle-Yes. Alone...

(Cut back to the Mystery Shack)

Izzy-Hook! Hook! (Sees Wendy and Marina drive up in a golf cart and runs over) Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! We need to borrow the golf cart so we can save our brother from a zombie!

Marina-A what?!

Wendy-(Gives Izzy the key and walks off) Try not to hit any pedestrians.

(They get in and Izzy starts to drive, but Peter stops her)

Peter-Guys. This is for the zombies. (Gives Cubby a shovel)

Cubby-Thanks.

Peter-(Holds up a baseball bat) And this is in case you see a piñata.

Marina-(Takes the bat) Uh... Thanks?

(Izzy drives off)

Peter-Better safe than sorry!

(Cut back to the woods)

Michelle-Uh, Jake, now that we've gotten to know each other, there's... (exhales) ...there's something I should tell you.

Jake-Oh, Michelle, you can tell me anything! (Thinking:) Please don't be a vampire, please don't be a vampire!

Michelle-All right, just... just don't freak out, okay? Just... just keep an open mind, be cool! (Unzips her coat and throws it off; underneath are five gnomes standing on top of each other. The top gnome speaks)

Jess-Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?

Jake-(Stares at the gnomes in total shock)

Jess-R-r-right, I'll explain. So! We're gnomes. First off. Get that one outta the way.

Jake-Uh...

Jess-I'm Jess, and here we have Carol, Stevie, Jasmine and... I'm sorry, I always forget your name.

Schmebulock-Schmebulock.

Jess-(Snaps her fingers) Schmebulock! Yes! Anyways, long story short, us gnomes have been lookin' for a new king! Right, guys?

Gnomes except Jess-King! King! King!

Jess-Heh. So what do you say? (Taps Stevie with her foot, and the gnomes work together to make "Michelle" kneel in a proposing fashion) Will you join us in holy matrignomey?Matri...matri-mo-ny! Blah! Can't talk today!

Jake-Look... I'm sorry, guys. You're really sweet, but, I'm eleven, and you're gnomes, and it's like, "what"? Yikes...

Jess-We understand. We'll never forget you, Jake. (The gnomes look sad and Jake smiles) Because we're gonna kidnap you.

Jake-Huh?

Jess-(Yells and jumps at him)

Jake-Aahhh!!!

(Cut to Izzy driving through the woods)

Izzy-Don't worry, Jake! We'll save you from that zombie!

Marina-What zombie?!

Cubby-Michelle is a zombie!

Marina-What?!

Jake-(Off-screen) Help!

Cubby-Hold on!

(Cut to the gnomes trying to pin down Jake)

Jess-The more you struggle, the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody! Just, ha ha, okay. Get his arm there, Stevie!

Jake-(With Stevie biting his shirt arm) Let go of me you major creeps! (Punches Stevie off)

Stevie-(Bounces around, then stand upright and pukes a rainbow)

Marina-What the heck is going on here?! I thought you said it was a zombie!

Gnomes-(Hisses at them)

Jake-Guys! Michelle turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! And they're total jerkwads! (As a gnome pulls his hair) Hair! Hair! Hair! Ow!

Cubby-Gnomes? Huh, we were way off. (Takes the journal out of his vest and reads the relevant page aloud:) "Gnomes: little men of the Neverland Falls Forest. Weaknesses: unknown." (When he lowers the book, he sees that the gnomes have managed to tie Jake to the ground)

Jake-Aw, come on!

Marina-(Walks up to Jess) Hey, HEY! Let go of my brother!

Jess-Oh! Ha ha, hey, there! Um, you know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your brother's not in danger. He's just marrying all one thousand of us and becoming our gnome king for all eternity! Isn't that right, honey?

Jake-You guys are morons!

Gnome-(Covers his mouth)

Jake-Mmmm-MMMMM!

Cubby-(Holds up the shovel he brought, pointing it at Jess) Give him back right now, or else!

Jess-You think you can stop us, boy? You have no idea what we're capable of. The gnomes are a powerful race! Do not trifle with the—

Marina-(Casually tosses her away with the shovel)

Jess-AH!

Marina-(Cuts Jake free with the shovel)

Jake-Yah! (Kicks gnomes away; They all get in the cart)

Jess-They're getting away with our king! No, no, no!

(They drive away)

Jess-You've messed with the wrong creatures! Gnomes of the forest: ASSEMBLE! (Various gnomes come out and stack up)

Jake-Hurry, before they come after us!

Cubby-I wouldn't worry about it. See their little legs? Those suckers are tiny! (Izzy stops the cart as she hears a stomping sound; a giant stacked gnome stops at the cart)

Jake/Marina-Daaaaang.

Jess-(On the top, using gnomes' hats like levers) All right, teamwork, guys. Like we practiced. (Gnomes growl)

Jake-Move, MOVE!

Izzy-(Drives the cart away just as the gnomes smash their arm down and it breaks)

Gnomes-(Run frantically back into position and they chase the kids again)

Jess-Come back with our king!

Jale-It's getting closer!

Gnome Giant-(Throws several gnomes at the cart)

Gnome-(Chew cart and cause havoc)

Gnome-(Hanging from side of cart) Ha ha!

(Jake elbow punches a gnome off)

(Shmebulock jumps up behind Izzy, who grabs her and slams her into the steering wheel out of annoyance)

Schmebulock-Schmebulock... (Falls out of the cart)

Gnome-(Jumps onto the cart and claws Cubby's face)

Marina-I'll save you Cubby! (Repeatedly punches the gnome off of Cubby's face and the gnome falls off with Cubby's hat)

Cubby-(Dazed from the punches) Thanks, Marina...

Marina-Don't mention it.

Gnome Giant-(Picks up tree and throws it)

Cubby-Look out!

Jake/Marina/Izzy/Cubby-Aaahhhhh!!

(The cart overturns, landing next to the Mystery Shack)

(They crawl out of the cart)

Gnomes-(Approach them)

Izzy-(To the gnomes:) Stay back, man! (Throws the shovel at the gnome giant)

Gnomes-(Punches shovel in mid-air)

Jake/Marina/Izzy/Cubby-(Grab each other) Aaahhh!

Marina-Uh, where's Grunkle Hook?!

(Cut to Hook in the shack with some tourists)

Hook-(Holding up a swirly pattern on a stick) Behold! The world's most distracting object.

Tourists-Oooh...

Hook-Just try to look away, you can't! I can't even remember what I was talking about.

(Back with the kids)

Jess-It's the end of the line, kids! Jake, marry us before we do something crazy!

Izzy-There's gotta be a way out of this!

Jake-I gotta do it.

Cubby-What?! Jake, don't do this! Are you crazy?

Jake-Trust me.

Cubby-What?

Jake-Bro, just this once. Trust me!

Cubby-(Glances at gnomes, then Jake, then backs away)

Jake-All right, Jess. I'll marry you.

Jess-Hot dog! Help me down there, Jessie! (Climbing down to her) Thanks, Adeline! All right, left foot, there we go, watch those fingers, Mikel. (Approaches Jake and holds out diamond ring) Eh? Eh?

Jake-(Holds out hand)

Jess-(Puts the ring on his hand) Bada-bing, bada-bam! Now let's get you back into the forest, hon!

Adeline-You may now kiss the bride!

Jess-Well, don't mind if I do. (Leans up to kiss Jake)

Jake-(Leans out to kiss Jess, then takes out leaf blower)

Jess-Ah! Hey, hey, wait a minute! Whoa, whoa! Wh-what's goin' on?! (Gets sucked half-way into leaf-blower)

Jake-That's for lying to me! (Increases the sucking power) THAT'S for breaking my heart!

Jess-(Slowly getting sucked in further) Ow! My face!

Jake-And THIS is for messing with my brother and sisters! (Aims; to Marina:) Wanna do the honors?

Marina-On three!

All-One, two, three! (Blast Jess towards the gnome monster)

Gnome Giant-(Explodes into separate gnomes)

Jess-Flying off into the distance) I'll get you back for this!... (Other gnomes scream when they fall)

Gnome-Who's giving orders? I need orders!

Gnome 2-My arms are tired.

Izzy-(While Jake moves the leaf blower back and forth, blowing gnomes away) Anyone else want some?

Gnomes-(Run off on all fours; one gets caught in a six-pack holder)

Gompers-(Picks the six-pack holder up and runs off) Blah-ah-ah.

Gnome in the six-pack holder-(In the background) Aaaaahhhhh!

Jake-Hey, Izzy, Cubby? I, um...I'm sorry for ignoring your advice. You really were just looking out for me.

Izzy-Oh, don't be like that. You saved our butts back there.

Marina-Seriously. What happened? I missed some of this.

Jake-I guess I'm just sad that my first girlfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes.

Cubby-Look on the bright side. Maybe the next one will be a dwarf!

Jake-Oh, you're just saying that!

Izzy-Awkward sibling hug?

Jake/Marina/Cubby/Awkward sibling hug.

Jake/Marina/Izzy/Cubby-(Hug and pat each other) Pat, pat.

(They walk into the Mystery Shack)

Hook-Yeesh. You two get hit by a bus or something? Ahah!

Jake/Marina/Izzy/Cubby-(Begin to walk away)

Hook-Uh, hey! W-wouldn't you know it? Um, I accidentally overstocked some inventory, so, uh... how's about each of you take one item from the gift shop? On the house, y'know?

Marina-Really?

Jake-(Folds arms) What's the catch?

Hook-The catch is do it before I change my mind, now take something.

(They begin to look around at items)

Cubby-(Picks up a blue pine tree hat from one of the shelves and looks in a mirror) Hmm. That oughta do the trick!

Jake-And I will have a... (Grabs item from box) GRAPPLING HOOK! Yes!

Hook-(To Marina:) Wouldn't he rather have, like, an action figure, or something?

Jake-(Fires the grappling hook up at the ceiling; it catches and pulls him up) GRAPPLING HOOK!

Hook-Fair enough!

Marina-(Gets pepper spray out the box) Cool! (Sprays her mouth) Ow! Why did I think that would taste like peppers?!

(Izzy gets a gold necklace out the box)

(Cut to the kids bedroom)

Cubby-(Writing in Journal while narrating:) This journal told us there was no one in Gravity Falls we could trust. (Looking at Jake) But when you battle a hundred gnomes side-by-side with family, you realize that they've probably always got your back.

Jake/Marina/Izzy-Awwww!

Cubby-How can you guys hear my thoughts?! Never mind. Jake, could you get the light?

Jake-I'm on it! (Knocks light out the window with the grappling hook) It works!

Jake/Marina/Izzy/Cubby-(Laughing)

Jake-Grappling hook...

Cubby-(Narrating:) Our uncle told us there was nothing strange about this town. But who knows what other secrets are waiting to be unlocked.

(Cut to the Mystery Shack exterior. Hook walks in holding a lantern. He goes into the gift shop and puts a code into the vending machine. The machine opens, and Hook walks inside, looking side-to-side before closing it behind him)