Pennsylvania - OHIO, WEST VIRGINIA, WHY ARE YOU EATING COAL!?!

Virginia - *older brother instincts intensify*

WV - ok..?

Illinois  - Indiana put the car down

Indiana - no, I must fix it

NY - YAAAHHHSSS GO CALI 

Texas - NO CALI THERE ARE ONLY 2 GENDERS

California - RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Colorado - Iowa, you got the corn?

Iowa - yep

Alaska - *screeching in background with dead fish in hands*

Hawaii - yo dude wtffff

 Massachusetts - new england homies, we are leavinggg

Maine - Maryland u coming?

Maryland - no I need to help Delaware

Delaware - AAAAAHHHH WTFF HELP JESUS!!

NJ - SHUT IT 

I dont know why I made this tbh, I just got bored yee yee