(this may be a slight controversial topic, so I'm sorry if this offends anyone) 

judge - how do you plead?

NC - w-what..?

America - what did you do this time.. 

NY - NC WAS BEIN DISCRIMINATERY TOWARDS TRANS PEOPLE

NC - NO I WAS NOT!?

SC - *le gasp* who could you! 

NC - WAS NOT!!

Texas -  *eating ribs* what did he do

NC - *sighs* I refused to pay coverage for chest surgery on a 16 year old boy (biologically female)

NY - *faints*

California - HOW COULD YOU, IM GONNA TUBMLR SHAME YOU FOR THIS! And twitter shame you 

SC - oohh yeah she loves twitter do it there first, but no cuss words, and be nice (South Carolina is actually mostly in the middle, with only most of their elections won by the republicans by 1-4 "points" off. So good job SC, I guess) 

California - cant be nice sorry :P

Texas - *still eating ribs* whats so bad about it?

Indiana - yeah I'm confused 

Oregon - how are you fools confused?

Utah - well maybe if you had common sense you'd know

Nevada - says you 

Utah - quiet you insignificant child of god

Ohio - oh no.. FLORIDA IMMA NEED YOUR HELP 

Florida - LLEGAS! (COMING!) (also it's be pronounced like aya-has) (unless I'm wrong)

Cut back to TExas

Texas - I'm just saying it's not North Carolina's place to cover this kids surgery

Indiana - well was it a private or public hospital?

Massachusetts - its says here that  "...as state employees argue that their health plan violated federal law by dropping coverage of medically necessary procedures.", so I think specific hospitals are out of the picture

Indiana - oh

NJ - AHA SO YOU WERE BEING MEAN TO TRANS PEOPLE

NC - NO OMG WHY DONT YOU COMPREHEND THE SITUATION

(I'm using google translate bear with me)

Florida - Chicos Relájate, sé que ambos están locos ahora mismo, ¡vamos! Si queremos encontrar una solución a este lío, tenemos que hablar como personas civilizadas. (Guys! chill, I know you both are mad right now but come on! If we wanna find a solution to this mess then we have to talk it out like civilized people)

Connecticut - what 

New Mexico - he basically said to chill out and find a solution together 

Iowa - well north carolina was wrong to do that end of story!

Nebraska - now hold on that aint right

Indiana - exactly! its not the "states" job to pay for surgery, if they wanted it then they should've saved the money themselves, and if you look at the source your using you can see they're savin money now arent they!

Utah - agree to disagree 

Ohio - there's no reasoning with you is there?

Indiana - nope!

Texas - *finally finished with his ribs*

Mississippi - ALRIGHT ENOUGH! It's NCs decision so it dont matter what we say, because in the end north carolina has the final word

California - has?

Alabama - stfu

(btw im going off of state governors to decide whether a state is republican or democratic, cause the governors are 'boss')

Hawaii - (D) NC just stop being a douche

Alaska - (R) shut up hawaii 

Hawaii - (D) *gasps* this is over between us

DC - where did it all go wrong...

California - 1845

Texas - 1850

California&Texas - hey that was the year I became a state asshole! *start fighting*

Utah - thats it im forming deseret 

Nevada - XXDDD

sry gotta end it here

and in all honesty I understand each side completely. So im kinda like ohio rn lol

yall have a nice dayyyy