Hey there! Welcome to my first ever fanfic that I will ever write. Comment any bad things on my chapter and I really wouldn't give a fuck. The description explains it all. Anyways, meet the crew who I will torture to act for me!

Shitty drawing of me belongs to me

Me: Meet le main characters, Error-

Error: HELL NO *leaves*

Me: Okay then... and als-

Ink: Hey there! I'm Ink-

Me: SHUT UP!

Ink: ...

Me: Good. Now anyways, meet the backstage crew!

Descript: Hey...

Me: Come on Descript! Have a little more enthusiasm than that!

Descript: OKAY THEN! I'M SUPER DEPRESSED! *Smiling with a hint of sarcasm*

Me: *Facepalm* Anyways... meet descript's outer version!

Briller: HEYA! I'm Briller but you can call me superawsomecolliobestfriendthstyouwillevermeetinyourwholeentirelife!

Me: Sure... he can get a little too hyper at times.

Blue: Hey Author! Can you help me with the props? They're pretty heavy

Me: Okay! Be right there in a sec! Anyways, let me just tell you the whole crew

We have Red; also famously known as Edgy Mc My Chemical Romance and the one who has a massive crush on Blue!

Red: *Blushing* I SWEAR TO GOD ALEXA, SHUT THE F**K UP!

Me: Watch your language Mr.ILoveBlueberry

Red: *Flips*

Me: Hahaha, anyways we also have Blueberry, the hypergenetic cinnamon bun.

Blue: Just call me the Magnificent Sansational Sans!

Me: Come out Geno and Reaper! It's introduction time, not making-out-in-the-bedroom-while-nobody-notices-that-we're-sinning time

Geno: WHAT THE FU-

Reaper: Now now my beautiful chair leg, don't be so stressed out. It's only an introduction

Geno: AND YOUR MAKING IT 10 TIMES WORSE!

Reaper: I already made your walking worse~

Me: Andddd, that's enough. *Shoves* You two can go back to your makeout-sinning session again!

Geno: I SWEAR TO FUNKING ALEXA-

Me: Hehehe... *sweating* Anyways, here we have the young pair that will soon enough learn about their love in the future! Let's bring out the Poth!

Goth: Uhmmm... Hey there-

Palette: HIYA! I'M PALETTE! IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU FOURTH WALL! ONE DAY WHILE I'M ACTING, I BET THAT THE WALL THAT YOU ALL ARE ON RIGHT NOW WOULD BE THE WALL THAT WILL CRUMBLE RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES! MUAHAHAHA!

Me: Isn't he adorable?

Cross: Yeah no- oh wait. I think that's my que to leave seey-

Me: *Pulls Cross's cape* Hehehe! Nope! Not till you introduce yourself with your new boyfriend! Remember kids, all Sanses are gay!

Cross: DAFUNK? YEAH NO. PLUS, I'M ALONE, A SINGLE PRINGLE, THE LAST COOKIE IN THE JAR!

Me:...

Cross:...

Me:...

Cross:...

Me:... NICE QUOTE! KEEP THOSE GREAT POSITIVE WORDS UP MY MAN!

Dream: *Breaks down door* HEYA HUMANS! JUST WHAT SHE SAID! KEEP THOSE POSITIVE WORDS UP!

Me: YOU GO DREAM!

Cross: *Blushing* O-oh... Hey-y dre-eam...

Dream: *Blushing* Hey cross! 'Thoughts: OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGod'

Me: *Shoves mind reader hat onto Dream's head cuz why not*

Machine: *Imiataing Dream* OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMy

Dream: *stops* ...

Cross: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET THIS THING? BETTER QUESTUON, WHAT KIND OF FUNKING PERSON YOU EVEN ARE?!

Me: I'm a god in this hopeless world (Get the refrence?)

Cross: *Walks awkwardly out* FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT

Shitty drawing belongs to me

*Cross bursts through the door, filling you with crippling depression

Me: Poor door

Briller: Let's have a moment of silence for our fellow door friend

About 10 billion years later in a galaxy far far away...

Me: Anyways, meet the rest of the crew that helps with the props! They chose their job so I'm not complaining because I would have done the same. The only job I forced was the roles for this wonderful *Sarcasam* story I will show to you all

Ink: Oh hey there! I never got to really introduce myself! My name is Ink as most of you stalkers- *ahem* I mean creators know! I help with a lot of things here around the studio for example the director, the main lead for the props, the main character, and all that other jazz

Me: Thanks Ink! Anyways, meet the other little kiddos who were dragged into this mess

Palette: Oh! Hi Alexa, hi readers!

Goth: Hey, I'm pretty sure you already know my name...

Pj: *Drawing and looks up* Oh! Hi there! I'm PaperJam!

PJ: And I'm his older-

Me: AND MUCH EMO VERSOIN OF Pj

PJ: Says the one who is the shitty head director and who sucks at doing her job

Me: *holding paper and lighter* Whoops! I accidentally almost being this paper that holds the only job you have and the paper that supports all your money!

PJ: WAIT WAIT WAIT! DON'T! PLEA-

Me: Oh. And also, I found this picture I took of you kissing fresh!

PJ: WAIT WHAT!? GIMME THA-

Fresh: *Bursts in* EYYY! WHAT'S DIDDLY DARN UP MY SWEGGITY HOMESLICE BREADSLICE! I JUST HEARD MY DIDDLY DARN NAME IN THIS EXACT DIDDLY DARN ROOM WERE ALL ARE DIDDLY DARN STANDING IN!

Me: Soup, fresh

PJ: *Blushing* ... *Walks away*

Error: *Walks in* Hey Alexa, I need some help with- *Sees fresh* NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE *rushes out*

Me: Pfft, just the same old Error we all know

Nightmare: *Walks in* Hey Alexa. Glitchy just ran out this door and told me that Parasite was in here. May I borrow him for a sec?

Me: No, Nightmare. I will not allow you to tie him up in a chair and throw him out the window like how you did last time.

Nightmare: Aww, okay *leaves*

Fresh: Welp, I'm gonna diddly darn skippity skip outta here so seeya later mah radpal!

Me: Okay, see you later fresh!*Notices all the kids staring at me*

Pj: Who was that person who looked exactly like me?

Me: 'SHIT. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SJOW HIM HIS OLDER SELF' Uhm... It was... Er... That was... er... Uh... Oh yeah! That was just a friend! Yeah! A friend.

Pj: Oh. Okay then... *Goes back to drawing*

Me: Anyways, that's it for the end of this tour! I hope you enjoyed this little preview of the characters. Anyways, there still are some more characters to show you but I will end it right here because they are a surprise MUAHAHAHAH Alright, see you all later! I'm going to get the scripts and cameras ready! SEEYA!