This will be random dialogue and short stories combined together. Have gay Nightwing. Bye.

"I need you all to be straight with me,"  Commissioner Gordon stated. 

"That'll be hard for Nightwing," Red Hood said. 

"I should've never come out to you," Nightwing muttered. "Carry on Commissioner."

Dick turned on a light as Wally snuggled up to him. He opened his book and began to read. "You might as well call me a lamp.." Wally started. Dick turned to him. 

"Why?"

"Because you turn me on," Wally finished. Dick slammed the book shut. 

"I can't just read one thing!"

"You're reading fancy smut so shut up."

"Hey! The floor is Dick," Artemis shouted suddenly. Wally stared her straight in the eyes and dropped to the ground instantly. This caused him to hurt his side and writhe on the floor with pain. "You alright?" Dick asked, noticing his boyfriend still in pain. 

"I love you babe." he wheezed.

Dick was sitting on a swing as children ran all around him. A mum sat beside him seeking friendship. "Which one is yours?" Dick went to answer but was interrupted by Wally. 

"Look how high I'm swinging! I'm basically flying babe!" Dick grinned at him. 

"He's mine. And also that kid but he's my brother," he said, pointing to Damian who was sitting with Jon. "That's the kid who pushed mine off a slide yesterday." she stated.

"And now it's time to go!"

Dick knocked on M'ganns door. He promised to tell her about his first kiss with Wally. She opened the door and quickly pulled him in. "So how was it? Tell me everything!" she said sitting on her bed. He sat beside her awkwardly. "So we kissed but erm, I kinda missed the first time." She raised an eyebrow. "By how much?"

"I kissed his eye," Dick said. 

"How did you miss by that much!" 

"I don't know I'm not even tall enough to reach that far regularly!"

"So how did you two get together?" M'gann asked. Dick and Wally blushed and looked at each other. "You know, the regular way." They remembered that awkward night. They were texting. "Then she wanted to touch my dick," Wally said finishing a story. 

"I mean who wouldn't want to touch your dick," Dick replied. 

"I bet you want to," Wally joked.

 "You'd be right betting that."

"Are you flirting with me?" Wally asked. 

"Yeah but I didn't think you'd notice," he answered, panicking. 

"Wait are you serious?" Dick didn't answer. "Dude are you into me? Is this why you came out to me? Is this why you asked if I was gay too?" Dick read it but refused to answer. "DICK THIS IS SERIOUS ANSWER ME!" Dick slowly began to push his phone away. "I CAN TELL YOU'RE READING THIS RICHARD!"

"Fuck."

Kid Flash watched Beast Boy climb onto Cyborg's shoulders grumpily. They were so obnoxious with their friendship. Robin walked past him and Kid Flash jumped onto his shoulders. "Erm KF?" Cyborg asked. Kid Flash glared at him. 

"I have a best friend too. Onward Robin," Kid Flash commanded. 

"This relationship gets weirder the more we are together," Robin muttered, obeying Kid Flash's order.

"I always secure my cape twice," Superman stated. 

"I try to do that as many times as I can," Robin replied.

"Oh so you secure your own cape now?" Kid Flash asked accusingly. Robin stared at him with a confused expression. "Yeah?"

"Superman, this kid had me secure his cape for three years," Kid Flash said.

"Oh! I only did that so you'd talk to me. I didn't know how else to get you to notice my existence." Robin admitted. 

"You suddenly became 10 times cuter," Kid Flash said.

Wally sat on the couch. April Fools Day was today and he had a plan. Was it too much? Probably. Was he still going to do it? Yes. Dick walked in with a smile. "Hey Walls, what's up?" Wally stood up. "We, we need to break up. I'm just not as happy with you anymore." Dick frowned at him.

"Wait what did you say?" he asked. Wally sucked in a breath, trying not to laugh. He couldn't look Dick in the eye. "I'm saying we should see other people. I can't pretend to be happy with you anymore." Dick burst into tears. 

"I knew I would never be enough for you. I'll be out of your way in an hour. I'm sorry." He ran to the bedroom and packed his bags. "Shit shit shit," Wally repeated. He had gone to far. "Dick come back! It was a stupid joke! I love you so much don't leave!" he told Dick. Dick turned around with a grin. "April Fools douche bag," he said, wiping his tears away. Wally took him in a tight hug, crying himself. "You can't get rid of me that easily dickhead," Dick whispered. "Let's never do this again."

"I sure as hell won't," Wally promised. "I love you."

"I love you too," Dick replied him.

Dick sighed. "My boyfriend's too tall to kiss, what do I do?"

"Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over kiss him," Bruce advised, half listening.

 "Tackle him," Jason said.

"Dump him," Damian told him. 

"Kick him in the kneecaps," Tim said. 

"Don't do any of that! I'll just lean down!" Wally shouted.

Roy patted his friends on the back after a successful mission. "Good job gays," he congratulated. Robin laughed nervously. "Don't you mean guys?"

"Did I fucking stutter?"

Wally lay on his bed with his arm around Dick. "I'm in the mood for a quickie," Wally said. Dick choked and sat straight up. "A what?"

"You know. A quickie. Those tart things," he answered. Dick breathed out heavily and relaxed. "It's pronounced quiche, Wally," he corrected.

Dick felt Wally's arm wrap around him and looked up to him. "When exactly did we destroy the b in our bromance?"