Rm: Yoooooooooo. Have you guys read that really awesome vampire story yet??

JinEomma: Joon. You're gonna have to be a little more specific than that.

Rm: You know, the awesome one!

TaeTae: GOAT!!

HobiHobiJHope: ._.

Jiminnie: 👀

JinEomma: Tae sweety. We love you but what the frizzle-frazzle are you talking about.

TaeTae: GOAT!! The Vampire story!!!!

Rm: I don't think we're talking about the same story here.

TaeTae: The one with the Doritos and ice-cream and hiding in a closet!! GOAT!!

Rm: that's not what it's called!

TaeTae: yes it is!! The gournal!! GOAT!!! It's about the Doritos girl!!!!!

Jiminnie: 👀 what the fuck is a "gournal?!?!"

GoldenFetus: frizzle-frazzle*

Jiminnie: 👀 what the frizzle-frazzle* is a "gournal?!?!"

Rm: do you mean journal??

TaeTae: No! A Gournal! Like a book!

GoldenFetus: like a diary?

TaeTae: YES. A GOURNAL!

Rm:.... so you mean a journal.

TaeTae: A GOURNAL. ITS CALLED THE GOURNAL OF ASTRID TURNER. GOAT!!!

Rm: it's JoAT!!! Not GOAT!! 😂

TaeTae: JoAT?!?! Who would call a book JoAT?!?! That's just weird.

Rm: PEOPLE WHO SPELL JOURNAL PROPERLY!!!!!

GoldenFetus: I'm confused. Is the book about goats or vampires??? And what does Doritos have to do with Gournals?!?!????

Jiminnie: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Rm: THERE IS NO GOAT. ITS JOAT!!!!!

TaeTae: I don't think it is...... 👀

HobiHobiJHope: 👀

GoldenFetus: 👀

Jiminnie: 👀

JinEomma: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

GeniusSwaegSuga: ffs.
GeniusSwaegSuga:

GeniusSwaegSuga: it's JoAT. Now stop arguing and stfu.

Rm: Thank you hyung 🙏

TaeTae: that's a weird way of spelling Gournal....... 👀

Kooksbae: why are we arguing about goats and dorito vampires???? Wtf-f?!?!

GoldenFetus: Hi Bae~ 😉
GoldenFetus: they were talking about a good vampire story I think???

Rm: yes. It's on a site called Wattpad. The platform is kinda shitty but it's a really good read. 11/10 recommend.

Kooksbae: aightz, I'll give it a read later.
Kooksbae: I'm done my exam Kook.

GoldenFetus: Great! I'll meet you out front of the college!

JinEomma: Have fun on your date kids! Stay safe!

Jiminnie: USE PROTECTION!!!

A/N:
What's this??? An update?!?!?! After a bajillion years?!?!?!??? WOOHOO.

IK IK. It's been forever. I apologize. I will try to get back to actually updating.

But on a more u believable note HOW IS THIS AT 37K+ READS?!?!?? HOLY SHIZZLE FAM. I SRSLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. ILY ALL. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY BULL-SHIZZLE AND LACK OF UPDATES. 💜💜💜

But srsly. Go read The Journal of Astrid Turner. I've been helping my best friend pseudonym-lux with the plot and characters and all that fun stuff and I am super proud of her and this story. It's honestly so good and I love it. Astrid is such a good character and Theo is my son. So just go read it already! (Hi Liz!!)

Why are you still here. GO-GO!!

I won't update again until it reaches at least 1k reads and 200 votes.

No I'm being dead serious. So go read it. Dewit.

Love youuuuuuuuu.

Swaeg long and prosper 🖖😎
Kook-Book out.