(A BLU Sniper is seen walking around while holding a shotgun.)

BLU Sniper: It's like Christmas morning.

(Then someone stabs him, and reveals to be RED Soldier, who turns to RED Spy and Kamen Rider Drake.)

RED Spy: All in a day's work.

RED Soldier: You've done me proud, boys.

Mulkiewicz: Naturally now.

RED Soldier: That is what I want to say.

(Then Martinez "Taylor" Tomphson comes in.)

Taylor: IIIIINCOOOOOMIIIIIING!

(Then they see the BLU Team commanded by the BLU Mechanical-Brain Engineer. BLU Demoman passes a remote to the BLU Mechanical-Brain Engineer, who smirks and presses a button, detonating an area, resulting in Taylor being blown away. Then the BLU Team charges at the trio. As RED Spy prepares his weapons, RED Soldier uses a bugle and the The RED Scout, S.A.S. Task Force 99, The Happy Tree Friends, The Elite S.O.G. Team, The Op 40 Team, and The Elite Phoenix Group come in, and the battle ensues. RED Soldier pins a BLU Soldier and the shovel falls down, killing him, before Taylor comes in and stabs BLU Spy, and then prepares to transform.)

Mulkiewicz/Taylor: Henshin!

Zecter: Henshin!

Wizardriver: Flame, Please! Hi-Hi, Hi-Hi-Hi!

(Mulkiewicz becomes Kamen Rider Drake and Taylor transforms into Kamen Rider Wizard.)

Wizard: Now, it's showtime!

Drake: Cast Off!

Zecter: Cast Off! Change Dragonfly!

(Drake changes forms, surprising BLU Sniper.)

BLU Sniper: How did they do this?

(RED Spy stabs BLU Sniper, and then BLU Heavy approaches him.)

BLU Heavy: You are done!

RED Spy: I'm afraid not.

(Then RED Spy shoots another BLU Heavy and BLU Medic. Then a BLU Demoman is seen running for his life.)

BLU Demoman: Help me!

(Then RED Soldier blasts the BLU Demoman, and only one of his legs remains as a BLU Pyro steps in and deflects another missile which he shot.)

RED Soldier: Need some help here.

(A RED Scout is seen running, and then slides, catching the BLU Pyro off guard, killing him.)

RED Scout: Who wants some of this?

RED Soldier: Thanks for hearing.

(Then another BLU Medic and another BLU Soldier get stepped on as Cuddles shoots BLU Scout down. Then another BLU Sniper is seen trying to shoot, but RED Scout frustrates the attempt and kicks him before knocking him out.)

RED Soldier: Getting cupcakes.

(RED Soldier tries to shoot BLU Mechanical-Brain Engineer, but he realizes that he is out of ammo.)

RED Soldier: Need some help here.

Hurska: (throws a gun) Catch this.

(RED Soldier picks the gun and shoots the BLU Mechanical-Brain Engineer down as RED Scout comes in.)

RED Scout: Hey, what's up?

RED Soldier: Today's is a good day, gentlemen.

RED Spy: Gentlemen?

Damien: Man, that was easy.

Dillon: I don't think they saw that one coming.

(The BLU Mechanical-Brain Engineer groans as he gets up, and then he presses the button on his device again, shocking the heroes.)

BLU Mechanical-Brain Engineer: Haha.

(The Red Scout throws a knife on his head, killing him.)

Scout: Hehe. Moron.

(RED Spy gets suspicious about something while Damien comes in.)

Damien: Well, I reckon that's that.

RED Spy: I think not.

Damien: What?

(Then some noises are heard as the Bolted Behemoth comes in.)

RED Soldier: Big robot!

(Then he fights it.)

RED Soldier: Get in the trashcan. (gets thrown and against the wall) Ow my head.

(Then the Bolted Behemoth approaches.)

Leaner: This is bad.

(Then the robot crushes a turret, catches a British Commando and burns him alive.)

Dillon: (worried) Soldier.

British Commando: Help me! (gets burned)

Glamrock Bonnie: OOOOH NOOOOOO!

RED Scout: Oh crap!

(The robot shoots some missiles at RED Scout, but Drake (who activates his Clock Up command) saves him, and another British Commando dies instead. Then a Mixel aims a shotgun at him.)

Mixel: You big A poinket.

(He shoots the Bolted Behemoth, but the shot doesn't faze it.)

Mixel: Ah... pace...

(The heroes run.)

Saigon: Take cover!

(Then Kamen Rider Drake and the others take cover while the Bolted Behemoth shoots and kills the Mixel. Then the Red Scout has an idea.)

RED Scout: Hey!

(Then the RED Scout drinks something at RED Spy's nod. Then he charges at the Bolted Behemoth as he dodges the shots in slow-motion, and then he jumps at the robot and tries to hit its head with a bat, but no avail.)

RED Scout: What the hell is this guy's problem? Go! Go! Go!

(Drake helps Wizard to get up, and the Wizard changes form.)

Wizardriver: Land, Please! Dododo Dododon, Don Dododon!

(Wizard changes forms, and then he yells.)

Wizard: ATAAAAAACK!!!

(Then the heroes charge at the robot, and try their best to shoot it down, but then the robot catches a missile which RED Soldier shoots.)

Scout: Good catch, dummy!

(Then the Bolted Behemoth throws it at a Gibus Sniper.)

Gibus Sniper: Uh-Oh!

(The Gibus Sniper gets killed and RED Spy catches the weapon which was in his hands. The Bolted Behemoth chokes a duplicate RED Spy to death, and then the real RED Spy places something at it.)

RED Spy: Surprise!

(The Bolted Behemoth destroys it.)

Scout: Yo, heads up!

(Scout hits the Bolted Behemoth's head, but it makes him fall down.)

Scout: Oh, crap. No no no.

(More soldiers come in.)

Scout: You gotta stop that thing.

(The Red Behemoth kills an U.S. Navy Seal before throwing Bicarb into space, and then RED Scout prepares some baseball play.)

RED Scout: Batter Up!

(Then the Bolted Behemoth gets hit by the baseball balls as Giggles charges at him.)

Giggles: Grimery toddlers. (gets on the robot's back) Damnit.

(The giant Bolted Behemoth decides to fly.)

Drake: What is that?

(Then Giggles destroys one of The robot's jets, causing both to fall. Then they have a little fight as the robot hits Giggçes right to the river, and then the RED Scout is seen running to the rooftops.)

RED Scout: Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

(Then he charges at the robot, who grabs him.)

RED Scout: No no no!

(He gets thrown, and then Giggles gets out of the river as he sees the remote and realizes what must be done. Sam Shelton is seen shooting as Giggles approaches him with the very thing the leader of the Paw Patrol tried to use on the robot.)

Giggles: Move out. (points at the device)

(RED Spy nods, and then he helps the RED Scout to get up, and then the other heroes come in.)

Drake: Some assistance, please.

Barbie Wire: Gotcha.

Disco Bear: Alright, man.

Wizard: Shall we?

(Then they distract the giant Bolted Behemoth as the RED Scout sticks the baseball bat in one of its legs.)

RED Scout: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chocolate.

(Then the Bolted Behemoth stomps him as Wizard charges at it and engages it in a fight which he loses, and then the robot grabs him.)

Wizard: Do not do it! Do not even think about doing it! Do not even think about NOT doing it, man. It's not delicious!

RED Scout: I regret everything! I look at everything I've done.

(The robot was about to kill Wizard, but then it starts malfunctioning.)

RED Spy: Did you forget about me?

Bolted Behemoth: OOOH NOOOOO!

(Then the robot is destroyed.)

RED Scout: Ha!

RED Soldier: Mission accomplished!

????: You failed. The enemy intelligence was returned to the base.

RED Soldier: My intelligence?

(Then the BLU Chef Right-Hand Pryo is seen holding the intelligence as he teleports off.)

RED Soldier: (angry) Dman it.

(To be continued)