Chapter 3: Burning Through Space

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(In a valley, we see the RED Team's hideout seemingly quiet until we zoom in and see the fight between the heroes and the Bolted Behemoth. The RED Scout is seen crawling, and then Bicarb and an U.S. Navy Seal are seen hiding.)

Bicarb: Hey.

U.S. Navy Seal: Gah.

(Both prepare their weapons and charge at the Bolted Behemoth.)

Bicarb: ATAAAACK!

(The Bolted Behemoth sees them.)

Bicarb: Come on, come on, come on.

(The Bolted Behemoth kills the U.S. Navy Seal.)

Bicarb: Damn it.

(Bicarb tries to shoot the Bolted Behemoth, but gets grabbed in the leg.)

Bicarb: (keeps shooting) GET OFF MEEEEE!

(The Bolted behemoth gets angry and spins him so fast, that Bicarb screams in agony before being thrown away.)

Bicarb: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Cut to space, Earth is seen as Bicarb's voice is heard.)

Bicarb: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Bicarb uses his jet and stops himself.)

Bicarb: Phew... (realizes something) Uh? Where am I? (sees that he's too far from earth) NOOOOOO!

(Bicarb struggles, but can't control himself due to the lack of gravity.)

Bicarb: HEEEEEELP! (reaches his hand to Earth) Anyone?

(Bicarb realizes that it's hopeless, and let the gravity pull him far away from earth, and then various scenes show him doing things like making poses, playing with a ball, reading a magazine, and playing a guitar, but it doesn't make a sound.)

Bicarb: (angry) It's no use. (destroys the guitar with an axe) Hmph!

(Then he almost gets shot.)

Bicarb: Huh? Hey!

(Gets hit by a rock, and then he sees that he's going towards the asteroid belt.)

Bicarb: OH NO!

(Bicarb gets hit by each asteroid.)

Bicarb: OW! OW! (sees an asteroid in his waist) Oh?

(Suddenly some aliens are seen in the asteroid, partying, and their faces resemble the scouts.)

Aliens: Hey, what's up?

Bicarb: Oh, hello.

(Then the aliens are seen trying to light some fire.)

Bicarb: Come on, come on. (angry) I don't believe it.

(Bicarb helps to light the fire, and the alien nods. Next another alien is seen building a house.)

Alien: All right.

Bicarb: Here it is.

Alien: WHOOOOO!

Bibarb: Whoo-hoo!

(The next scene shows the aliens lifting up a statue of Bicarb with "Bicarb: The Known Universe" written in it.)

Bicarb: (excited) Whoo-hooo. Ho ho ho ho ho.

(Another scene shows the alien trying to light a cigar.)

Alien: Oh, come on.

Bicarb: Here it goes.

Alien: Oh, thanks.

(Bicarb lights his lighter, accidentally burning the alien.)

Bicarb: Oops.

(The alien becomes Skeleton, but somehow survives.)

Skeleton: Thanks, pal.

(Another scene shows the aliens in their asteroid having formed a town over it.)

Alien: Who-hoo. Let's do this. (to Bicarb) You know what to do, pal.

(Bicarb helps to operate the lights in their town, and the aliens celebrate. One of them hugs his mask.)

Alien: Who-hoo, you're my best friend.

(Bicarb is next seen with the aliens forming a town over him and still floating through space. Suddenly, in an asteroid attached into his back, some alien spies blow a part of the alien scouts' city.)

Bicarb: What?

A. Spy: Fire!

(Then the alien spies fire some missiles, destroying a building. One of the alien scouts comes out of the alley.)

A. Scout 1: That's Spy!

A. Scout 2: Gotcha!

(The other alien scout is seen entering in a secret base, and presses a retaliate button, shooting some missiles at the Spies' Territory.)

Bicarb: NO!

(The Spies are shot, and then they retaliate as well, destroying another building. An alien scout is blown away.)

Bicarb: Oh no!

(Then a van shoots some missiles at the Spies' territory.)

A. Spy: Incoming.

(Their shooters are destroyed.)

A. Spy: How do they fire these things...

(A shooter falls over the Alien Spy, crushing him. Bicarb is seen watching the mini war.)

Bicarb: This can't be happening.

(The alien scout is seen in a rooftop.)

A. Scout 1: That's it. We're doing this!

A. Scout 2: Which one?

(Then the Alien Scout in the secret base, reluctantly pulls the lever, and a rocket emerges. Meanwhile at Spies' territory, the Spies' run in panic as their territory is being destroyed.)

A. Spy: This is outrageous. Time to fire the killing stroke.

(Then the spies prepare to launch a rocket of their own. As the rockets launch, they hit the territory as the alien scout speaks his last words.)

Scout: That's nuts.

(An explosion happens, and as the dust settles, only Bicarb is seen alive. Then he sees the city he helped the alien scouts to build completely destroyed, and also some skeletons and a floating hat. He starts crying.)

Bicarb: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Back to Earth, Rimbaud is seen using his telescope as he sees Bicarb and gets shocked as the screen goes black.)

(To be continued)

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