Karl: GARY, THESE APPLES SUCK! WHY DID YOU GO TO HEEBS INSTEAD OF WALMART?

Gary: WALMART'S NO BETTER KARL. AND IF YOU DON'T EAT 'EM, THE DOG WILL!

Karl: WALMART IS ORGANIC! AND WE DON'T EVEN OWN A DOG!

Gary: W-well um.. N-never mind... J-JUST GO BUY THOSE APPLES YOURSELF!

Karl: HECK NAH!

Gary: U LAZY DUDE!

Karl: SO ARE U!!!

Gary: 😢 But I just bought u apples...

Karl: ~slaps~

Karl: DIS IS A NON HEEBS PLACE.

Gary: Wait, how did u slap meh, we were like, ten meters away from each other, that's why we were yelling....

Karl: I used the force on your own hand dummy.

Gary: 😮 *gasp of shock and stupidity*

Karl: #bruh_moment.

Gary: U having a moment bro?

Karl: Of course I am.

Gary: What kind of moment?

Karl: A moment when I realized you, laddy, has no idea what Star Wars is. How intelligent of you.

Gary: #offended and also, how did Star Wars come into this?

Karl:#your_welcome. And I used the fricken force.

Gary: U so meeeean WUZ WRONG WITH HEEBS ANYWAY?

THAT BOXEN OF DONUTS WAS ONY $620!

Karl: EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HEEBS. YOU CAN GET 1,000 BOXEN OF DONUTS FOR $300 AT WALMART

Gary: Wait... REALLY? *mind: Walmart is de Hallelujah!*

Karl: ..... You IDIOT.