Gary: Hey Karl! Mom says we have to clean our room!

Karl: Since when was there a mum in this house?

Gary: . . . O^O How do we even have a house?

Karl: ~sighs~ Let me guess, you can't get to your bed without drowning in all the stuff on the floor.

Gary: I haven't drowned, YET...

Karl: Mhm. ~rolls eyes and sips on coffee~ for someone like you to manage not to drown in that room, it can't be the worst thing in the world.

Gary: Oh just you wait...

~they go into the room~

Karl: ~sips coffee~ ~opens door~ ~stuff comes rolling out into the hallway~

Karl: OH GAWD. ~covers eyes from blinding light~

Gary: Told you (#sunglasses) 😎

Karl: ~rolls eyes~ ~grabs sunglasses~ ~puts on~ ~can see now~ ~almost gags from smell~ ~stands straight again~

Karl: Looks like we need to get the lawn mower out, ~sighs~ again.

Gary: But my TEDDY BEAR! He's on the floor! WE CAN'T MOW HIM OVER! ~picks it up~ ~hugs~

Karl: ~yelps in surprise~ You still have that thing? It's like an ancient mummy that's come back from the trash can. ~get a whiff of smell~ OH GOD, that's where the smell was coming from...

Gary: ... We're only twenty... it hasn't been that long, and Joe is NOT TRASH.

Karl: Tha...that's Joe... I thought that bottomless pit in the middle of the dining room would have done the job, but no-

???: ~breaks in through the bedroom window, it breaks~

???: ~sees Karl and Gary~ (mind: Oh poop)

Gary: Uh, Karl, a random thing just flew through the window... And, THAT WINDOW WAS EXPENSIVE!!! And my favorite window... ;w;

Karl: I know lad, I've got eyes.

???: So... Imma go...

Karl: ~sips coffee~ Alright.

???: ~flies into space~

Gary: B-but.. But, BUT THE WINDOWWWW- ...~slowly sinks onto knees~.....~sobs~....