(When you realise you accidentally forgot who went Home and thought you put Stan and Wendy to their homes for Christmas. You know, let's say they were in London for some reason, it's important character development after all.)

I sigh, keeping up my listening.

"Just a friendly reminder that if you are going to do something illegal, I am not in on it," I say.

Kyle sighs.

"It's not really illegal," he says.

Kenny laughs.

"Yes it is," he says.

I groan.

"I swear to Godric, oh shit now I'm doing it," I say.

"Doing what?" Kenny asks.

"The Godric thing. Why is the guy used instead of God anyway? That's a bit of a difference in importance," I say.

The carriage stop, making me fly into one of the walls of it.

"Whose clumsy now?" Wendy asks.

"You," I say.

She laughs before leaving with her girls.

"She is fucking awesome," I say.

"Don't look at her that way too much!" Kyle says.

"Oh, Sorry," I say.

Kenny laughs.

"And I thought Stan was gay," he says.

"So does my dad," I say.

Kenny bursts out laughing.

"You-your dad thinks you're gay?" He asks.

"Yeah, He has, multiple times, told me 'It's fine if you're gay' and every time I tell him 'Dad, I'm not gay'," I say.

Kyle jumps off, landing on his feet without looking.

"Are you a fucking cat?" Kenny asks.

"What? Can't do it?" Kyle asks.

Kenny jumps out as well, landing hands first on the ground.

"No apparently," he says.

Kyle gives him a hand. I'm getting the feeling I'm not the gay one here.

"Can you do it?" Kyle asks.

I jump down, almost falling over but getting my balance before I can.

"Damn," Kyle says.

"I got to do a lot of shit  like this when I did gymnastics," I say.

"Gymnastics?" Kenny asks, laughing.

"It's not a gendered sport and oh boy, does it hit you hard, almost as hard as dancing does sometimes," I say.

"Are you sure you're not gay?" Kenny asks.

"Yes, yes I am," I say.

"You just... all of that is just so damn gay," Kenny says.

"Whose gay?" Baahir asks.

I hug him.

"Nice to see you," I say.

"You had a personal crisis this Christmas, right? Is everything okay right now?" Baahir asks.

"It's all fine, really. My grandpa died," I say.

Baahir looks surprised with how okay I am with his death.

"He has wanted to die for the last 8 years now, I'm pretty sure he said 'Finally' when death did come. But my mom thought i would be emotionally shook and forced me out, not that being with her wasn't awesome. Dad and Shelly were somewhere so it was just us two," I say.

"And your gayness," Kenny says.

"For the last time, I am not gay," I say.

"I said it already. Some people are, some people aren't," Gary says.

Kyle sees someone and leaves us, screaming something.

"THOMAS, WAIT UP!"

Ooh, he saw Thomas then.

"Um... who?" Kenny asks.

"Thomas, the kid mid the sorting... did you seriously not notice him?" Baahir asks.

Kenny shakes his head.

"I was busy talking with Wendy," Kenny says.

"Kyle and Craig are both despaired to become friends with him," I say.

"What? Why? I can get Kyle but CRAIG?" Kenny asks.

"Tourettes, he has Tourettes," Gary says.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Kenny asks.

"One of his symptoms is Coprolalia, meaning he gets away with cursing, although that cursing is involuntary," I say.

"Do wizards not have a cure?" Kenny asks.

"It's not really common for wizards. Kyle thinks it's fascinating, seeing as nothing he has ever read has anything about Tourettes and he didn't know it existed until he asked me, why Thomas was cursing and when I explained, Kyle became absolutely obsessed with becoming friends with Thomas," Gary says.

"Has Thomas said it's okay for Kyle to try to be his friend?" Kenny asks.

"I don't know. Might be. He isn't exactly telling Kyle to 'fuck off'," Gary says.

"What about Craig? Is he okay with Craig trying to be his friend?" Kenny asks.

"Dude, you're really obsessed with his consent to their friendship," I say.

"It's not particularly because he has anything, I just don't think it's okay to basically hunt someone... at all. Sounds like something you wouldn't want happening to you and well, I know both of them might just mean well but the way you're wording it makes me feel like they're following him around like crazy fucks," Kenny says.

Baahir shrugs.

"Thomas doesn't seem that bothered. He doesn't have friend from what I see. I think he might be pretty glad about Kyle and Craig trying to make friends," Baahir says.

I nod.

"Poor thing. Every time I try, there are some assholes around him or he is telling me to go away. I would like to be his friend as well, he seems pretty awesome, even when you remove the fact he has Tourettes," I say.

Gary nods.

"Baahir and I might want to try getting him to come with it us. Right?" Gary asks.

"We did talk about it, yeah," Baahir says.

Gary smiles at him, to which Baahir smiles back. I swear to God, these two are so fucking gay i can't live with it.

"My foot hurts," Kenny says, trying to break the very gay silence.

"Do you need to go to the hospital wing?" I ask.

"No, not really. My foot will be fine soon," Kenny says.

I nod and we start walking towards the great hall (Kenny holding onto me and Baahir for support while Gary goes ahead and opens doors)

"Did something happen to him?" The headmaster asks.

Shit, we're late.

"Yes sir, sorry, they helped me out but I decided not to go to the hospital wing," Kenny lies.

"5 points to Ravenclaw and 10 to Hufflepuff," The headmaster states.

We put Kenny in the Gryffindor table and sit at our own.

"And for the first time, Hogwarts will be having a game of muggle football. Game is February 10th, sign up before the first of February."