(your POV)

It was another normal day in the guild. The adventurers drank, Aqua delights us all with her entertainment skills, it was a day that could rarely be considered normal. 

Aqua: (y/n), What do you think of my newly acquired skill?

Me(mind): A party trick? That is her new skill? 

Me: I-Its cute.

Aqua: Awww, thank you (y/n).

KONOSUBA

I decided to spend a little more time with Megumin to get to know each other better, so I thought the best idea to do that would be with a drink and some food. But of course, I make sure that she doesn't drink alcoholic drinks because she is a minor. While we were talking, Megumin asked me about my adventurer card and what I would do with the experience points I had gained.

Me: So, you can learn skills with the points you've saved up?

Megumin: First you have to get someone to teach you how to use a skill. Then the entry will appear on your card.

Me: Oh no...

Megumin: Whats wrong?

Me: *hiting your head against the table* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Megumin: (Y/N)?!

Me: If I am a martial artist and there hasn't been one for years, how am I supposed to learn new skills?!

Megumin: Did you say martial artist?

Me: Yes, why?

Megumin: I was hoping to teach you how to use explosion magic. But do not worry, I have the solution to your problems!

Me: What is it? Please, tell me!

Megumin: You can change your class to a wizard-

Me: No.

Megumin: -Or you can learn a new skill using a scroll.

Me: A scroll? 

Megumin: Yes, martial artists passed their secrets through scrolls for future generations, I remember that Luna has two or three of those.

Of pure instinct, my reaction was to hug Megumin with joy. She just made my existence a lot much easier.

Me: Megumin, you are the best!

Megumin: *blushing* Y-Yeah, I-I know.

I ran in search of Luna and found her at the guild reception.

Me: Luna!

Luna: Yes, can I help you?

Me: I'm looking for the scrolls for martial artists.

Luna: Give me a moment.

Luna left for about ten minutes and came back with three scrolls in her hand and a look of disappointment on her face.

Luna: I'm sorry, we only have three scrolls. You will have to find more along your trips or in some stores, again, I'm sorry.

Me: *Sigh* Well, it is better than nothing. Thanks a lot, Luna.

Luna left again and I began to inspect the parchments she had given me. Each of them showed a skill and its cost to learn it, I currently have five experience points, which by some miracle, are enough to learn the three skills. The first one was called "void quake tigger fist", an attack that generates a tornado in the user's fist for a powerful and piercing attack. The second one was called "demonic leg", an attack that covers the user's legs with flames, giving him a demonic power. And the last attack, it was called "water smashing fist", a combo attack that is capable of demolishing corpulent opponents. I used the scrolls and just by reading them I could feel how the skills written in them were engraved in my memory, as if I knew those skills all my life. I decided that I would try my new skills outside the guild and on my way, I saw Chris with Kazuma, this is the perfect time to return the money that she lent me last time. 

(time skip)

Once outside, I approached Kazuma and Chris but there was another girl there, she had a white armor and her hair was blond.

Me: Sup, what are you doing here?

Kazuma: Oh, hi (y/n). Chris was about to teach me a new skill. 

Me: That's cool. Hey Chris, catch!

I throw Chris a bag with golden coins, enough to cover the registration fee and a small bonus. She catches the bag with gold and she is completely surprised by the gesture.

Chris: What?

Me: That's for helping me the other time, I always take care of my friends.

BlondGirl: That's so sweet!

Me: Who are you again?

Darkness: My name is Darkness, my call is that of a crusader.

Me: Nice to meet you.

Kazuma: Can we go back to my training?!

Chris: Right, sorry about that. Okay, the thief skills you chose are now yours!

Me: What is this about?

Darkness: Kazuma learned the Steal skill, now Chris will put him to a small test.

The trap in this, was that Chris had gathered several stones in her hands. If I understand the skill, it depends on luck the quality of the object that you steal from your opponent, that means that thanks to the stones that Chirs has in her hand, it makes it harder for Kazuma to get that dagger from Chris. Very clever, I suppose that even in this world only the strongest survive.

Kazuma: I'll do it! Steal!

A light comes out of Kazuma's hand, blinding us and when the light died, Kazuma seemed to have something in his hands. Suddenly, Chris dropped the stones that were in herhands.

Me: Kazuma, what did you steal?

Kazuma: Oh! This is just a great success! 

Kazuma was holding Chris's panties with both of his hands and lifting them to the sky.

Kazuma: I hit the jackpot! 

Chris: No! G-Give me back my panties!

Kazuma shook Chris' panties in the air while laughing like a maniac, while Chris was desperately trying to get back her underwear.

Darkness: W-What a savage act. It appears my eyes didn't lead my astray!

Me: Idiot.

Slowly, I started walking towards Kazuma, he realized this and stopped shaking Chris's panties. 

Kazuma: H-Hey (y/n), what are you doing?

Me: I'm testing my new skills.

Kazuma: W-What?!

Me: Demonic leg!

My left leg was covered with flames and I was about to kick Kazuma's face, but I stopped a few inches from his cheek. Kazuma let out his breath in relief. But what he didn't expect, it was me, kicking him with my other leg in his balls. He fell to the ground holding his balls and I took Chris's panites before they could touch the ground. Then, I walk to Chris and give her back her underwear. 

Me: That is not how you take a woman's underwear, Kazuma.

Kazuma: *groan* And... how do you... do it.

Me: *clearing your throat* Chris, could you show me your panties?

Kazuma: Stop trying to been Brook!

Chris: *blushing* N-No!

Me: Don't worry, I was simply teasing you.

Darkness: You are Kazuma's partner, right?

Me: That's right, we are part of the same party.

Darkness: Then... *blushing* Can I J-J-J-J-Join y-y-you-your party?!

Me: Emmm...

I saw Kazuma waving his arms and telling me to tell her no. Let's see, she looks like a warrior and I'd like some help against enemies that require hand-to-hand combat. In addition to that, she looks really good~

Me: Yeah, why not?

Darkness: You will not regret this!

Kazuma: I'm already regretting it.

Me: I'm sure you'll thank me in the future for this... I hope.

AAANNNDDD DONE!!!

Mecha: I'm sorry that the chapter is a bit short, but I want to enjoy my weekend, peace!