Slight warning- I do discuss spoilers for some stuff, like his HC series

Me: Hi! I'm back! *Summons Tam*

Tam: *jumps* *is now calm* Wow that was fast.

Me: I know! I have inspiration. So, get out your phones, cause we're going in YouTube.

Keefe: But I lost mine!

Me: *sighhhhhhh* Well, I'll just get a laptop actually. It'll make it look bigger. *Conjures laptop and TV*

Sophie: What are we watching?

Me: Vids from my favourite YouTuber.

Fitz: Did you mention that person? I think you did. What was it... CDG?

Me: PBG, but close enough.

Dex: What does that stand for?

Me: PeanutButterGamer.

Tam: What, did he like go into a pantry looking for inspiration?

Me: Hah! Ya made the same joke Dean did! Wait Dean... *cries*

Everyone else: What?

Me: *calms down* We'll get to him later. So, PBG's well... A gamer. He plays video games for a living.

Keefe: wAIT THAT'S A THING?

Biana: For someone who lives off of YouTube, you sure have no idea.

Keefe: I knew they make money, but it's their career for life? And as humans need money, that's what they do? That's the best thing I've heard in a long time!

Me: I know! Commenters- wait I sound like a YouTuber now- Readers! Have any of you heard of him? Or anyone from Normal Boots (someone like Projared)/Hidden Block (someone like Spacehamster)? If ya have, I love you!

Sophie: I haven't. I've watched a few gaming people, but not too much. Only the popular ones. But I mainly watch other things.

Keefe: *raises an eyebrow* Like what?

Sophie: Vines.

Me: Of course!

Sophie: And I tried to watch TV shows there, as Amy hogged the TV, and my parents wouldn't let me get Netflix.

Me: So basically my parents. Also that seems about right. Wow, we need to start binging. He uploads a 20 minute vid a day.

Linh: How does he have time? And what about editing?

Me: As I said, it's his job, and he also has 2 editors. He records for like (I accidentally typed Luke and now Imma die) 8 hours a day or something. And now, let's watch what introduced me to his channel, Super Mario 64, Chaos Edition.

Sophie: I know SM64! Never played it. Never had the N64 or the DS. Chaos edition sounds very... Chaotic.

Tam: *mutters* No duh.

The guys: *immediately start laughing*

Me: I know! He's so fun!

Sophie: I've seen gameplay of the original, but what is this?

Linh: This looks terrifying.

Dex: How was this made?

Keefe and Sophie: *grin at Dex*

Me: I dunno, someone hacked it or something. Just changed basic mechanics.

Biana: This is absolute garbage-

Me: -A-

Biana: -But I love it!

Me: Yes!

Fitz: What's next?

Me: His hardcore series!

Sophie: Like the Minecraft game mode?

Me: Yeah. 7 people play video games. More specifically Minecraft. If you die y-

Sophie: Dead for good, I know Ravi.

Me: But fun fact, the first season of HC came out before the game mode. Though I heard that was ripped from someone else who did the same thing, but I dunno.

Fitz: Humans and copying.

Me: Ya saying that every single thing they do must be original? I mean Austin-

Tam: His name is Austin. Sounds so... Not goofy.

Me: Really? Well Austin prolly didn't know about the series anyway.

Tam: NO! *insert character here*!

Me: I know! I cry so much!

Sophie: AH THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS EVEN I KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T SHOOT ARROWS AT ENDERMEN!!!!

Me: Alright cut ahead, cause y'all will scream too much. And I don't want to be here when you have 3848483010 heart attacks. And cause I don't actually intend to have y'all here for 37373737 years. So cut!

Keefe: They're making a show? Dex can you make a TV so I can binge this?

Everyone else (except Dex): Yes please!

Dex: *sighs* Fiiiiiiine. Only cause Austin is too great. Wait Jeff, Spacehamster? In the HC season we just watched

Me: YEP!

Dex: I love Jeff!

Me: HES ONE OF MY FAVOURITES OMS!

Everyone: *hums the PB and Jeff theme* PB AND JEFF!

Me: *sighs* I love myself. Got my favs to watch PB and Jeff. One of the like 2 things I watch.

Tam: Oh my god, Jeff's being smart. Smarter then Peebs at least. Peebs is a dumba-

Linh: TAM LANGUAGE!

Sophie: waIT A SECOND PB AND JEFF. PB AND J. PB IS PEANUT BUTTER *screeches*

Me: Oh no this not a good Foster's screeching I need to leave now! Bye!

Oms like you won't understand how much I love these guys. Also for the record it's because of these guys that I'm not in the Keeper writing mood which is why I haven't updated much. BUT, I may or may not start a really trashy PBG HC fanfic so...

Also I need to go vent because DHCJCISPALEKFBCJ