After I agreed to try on a tuxedo, the girls took me out of the room, to go shopping.

Yay.

I wasn't going to do anything ridiculous, and I told them that. They responded with a measly, "Ya, ya..."

We went to the Pokeform Treasure Spot. I had never gone there before, and it seemed very interesting, due to the name on the front.

But when I walked in, I immediately regretted it.

It was a girls store! I was horrified, when I saw no boys stuff whatsoever! I was about to run the opposite way, when the Eveline said, "Ok. Let's go to the males section."

I almost shouted out praise. But luckily, I refrained.

Eveline turned to face me. "Now, Tendo I ask that you not freak out."

That was never a good thing to say. That was a big red flag statement.

They led me to a little closet-sized area in the store, labeled 'MENS'. It was funny how small it was, but terrifying at the same time.

But I saw nothing to freak out about.

The tuxedos were nice, the other clothing was as well. The only thing to relatively freak out about, was the fact that it was the size of a closet. A small one, not one of those millionaire walk-in closets.

"Pick one." Yeper told me. "It really doesn't matter which one you do. Just, try not to go for the REALLY expensive ones."

And that's when I saw the thing to freak out about.

The prices.

Holy mother of cheese, the prices were outrageous! I could find a luxury hotel cheaper than these suckers! There was no way anyone of us could afford any of these!

But when all hope seemed lost, Eveline whipped out some pokebucks. I saw some real dollars in her paw. Holy guacamole.

"I got ya covered." She said.

How rich was Aurora's family?!

"How about this one?" Yeper asked me; holding up a typical black jacket, white undershirt tuxedo.

Eveline nodded. "Looks nice. But you have to try it on to see if it fits correctly."

I sighed. My life, was just unlucky.

I grabbed it with my mouth, and headed into the dressing room.

After about two minutes of total torture, I walked back out.

Yeper snickered, and tried to not laugh, while Eveline just shook her head. "You look like your dying in that thing."

"Oh, do I?" I asked in a choked, sarcastic voice.

"It might take a while." Yeper decides to tell me now. She picks up another typical tuxedo, and gives it to me. I grab it, and head back.

-About three suits later-

"Perfect!" Yeper shouted.

I had found a black jacket, but light green undershirt-ed tuxedo. It fit somewhat nicely, and it wasn't horribly tight like the first one, horribly big like the second one, or horribly smelly like the third one. We asked why the smelly one smelled so bad, but the lopunny could not answer us, because she did not know.

"You look so distinguished." Eveline said.

"I didn't know you knew what that word meant." I answered her.

Eveline playfully glared at me, but she then put her good face back on, and said, "Aurora is already looking for a dress."

If I had a drink in my mouth, I would've spit it out.

"She what?" I asked.

"I told her." Eveline informed me. "She is preparing just like you."

I had no idea. Of course, there were a lot of things I didn't know in this relationship.

"Now, to buy it." Eveline got out her pokebucks to indicate she had enough. I wasn't exactly sure what the price was on this thing, but it was probably over priced, just like the rest of them.

"You need to take it off now Tendo." Yeper told me. "We can't buy it while it's on you."

"I know, I know..." I sighed. I walked back into the dressing room for more torturous undressing.

When I came back out, we all walked over to the counter where the lopunny was. She was ready for us before we got there.

"Is this all?" She asked us politely.

"Yes." Yeper answered her.

"Ok. That will be 299.99 pokebucks please."

Of course it was more expensive than our house.

Eveline gave her the appropriate amount of pokebucks, and the lopunny saw Eveline give me the tuxedo and smile.

"Aw, that's adorable." She said. Eveline and I both looked ta her.

"What's adorable?" Eveline questioned.

"You two. I am so happy to see love bloom between pokemon." She swooned.

We looked at each other. We both looked back at her. "Um... no." Eveline said. "Sorry, but he is dating someone else. This is for his and her date."

"Oh." The lopunny blushed from embarrassment. "I apologize. I did not know. Silly me."

"No problem." Eveline said. "He's not my type anyway."

I didn't know if she was trying to insult me, or just stating a fact about herself.

But it didn't matter because we were out of there quickly.

It was two hours until the 'date' started. I had to mentally prepare myself.

Oh gosh...