*warning* contains language *warning*

"Hey did you know that if you do the rain dance while watching Jaws a shark will appear." Christ said said to Anthony.

Anthony rolled his eyes at that and said. "Okay but I doubt something like that will happen considering we live in Wyoming," he said on his way to the bathroom. "Also stop reading crap of the internet, it'll rot your brains like those batman movies."

"But Christian Bale makes a good batman," Christ whined, the door busted open with Anthony somehow in a towel doing a dramatic pose.

"Bullshit, Jason O'Mara is a better Batman." Anthony yelled before, the sound of a roof being crushed was heard.

"Did you actually do the rain dance before telling me about that piece of info,"

The question was left unanswered as they ran to the living room to find a whale shark in the living room... with a batman mask on.

"I'm batman," the shar said without moving it mouth.

"We had better find a good explanation to this or Dale will kill-"

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY FUCKING APARTMENT!" Anthony was cut off by Dales yelling making the two men turn pale as the old man kicked his door into piece and glared at the two like they were his next kill.

"Now you two better tell me how a shark got in this apartment or I will use the two of you as test subjects for the M61 Vulcan I found in the wilderne-"

"The Nazi's are about to send people into Auschwitz Sergeant Gabriel, they dropped this shark as a form of humiliation to keep us distracted," Christ said in hopes to keep him distracted long enough to fix all this.

"I'm batman," the shark said earning Dale's attention.

The stare down the two had was so intense the colours of the world began to inverse from Dale's glare.

Then suddenly, he snapped his head at the two and said.

"That's it I'm giving you two viagra and and throwing you in a closet till sundown," he said walking by the two. "And I want this roof fixed after your punishment."

Christ and Anthony turned a deadly white from Dale's revelation all while the shark said.

"I'm batman."