The Loud family is in their room. Dorothy and Toad put down the last piece of luggage.

Lynn Sr.: Thank you much! Oh, I almost forgot

He took out several coins and hands them to Jeffery.

Lynn Sr: There's more where that came from.

Dorothy looked at the coins. She didn't want to seem ungrateful. Don't get her wrong, a tip was nice, except carrying all that luggage was more earning than $.27.

Dorothy: Gee, $.27. Thanks. Well, Toad, let's go.

However, Toad was more focused on a girl. Luna Loud. Luna is slightly taller than Luan, but shorter than Leni. She has short brown hair, styled into a pixie cut, freckles on her cheeks, and wears light purple eye shadow. She wears a purple t-shirt with a skull, torn crew neck and triangular sleeves, a plaid skirt similar to Luan's (only lavender), a light gray belt, and high purple boots. A distinguishing feature of hers is her paperclip earrings. She also wears three black bracelets on each of her wrists and a choker around her neck. Toad recognized her from school. He never really talked to her. But he knew about her.

Luna is very happy, wild, caring, and easily the loudest sibling of the entire family. What she likes most is singing, playing musical instruments, and being with her family. He couldn't help but fall in love with her.

Dorothy: Let's go, Romeo.

Dorothy said as she took Toaf out of the room. Lynn Sr looked at his kids.

Lynn Sr: Okay, gang. Your mom and I are headed to the spa. Now we're trusting you to stay out of trouble.

The kids quickly agreed and quickly dash off. Lynn Sr. opens up one of the suitcases, trying to find his feathered fedora.

Lynn Sr: Could've sworn I packed my feathered fedora.

Rita: No. Oh, darn. You look so good in it too.

Rita said with feigning concern and slowly backed away.

Lynn and Lana were at the elevators. Lynn is pressing the down button, and both elevators open up.

Lynn: Race you to the bottom!

Lana: Oh, it is on!

Lynn and Lana enter both elevators and begin to mash all the buttons. As the two elevators descend, Lynn's elevator breaks down, and halts to a stop. As Lana laughs at Lynn's misfortune, her elevator breaks down as well.

Lynn: Ugh!

Lana: What?!

Lori was wearing a baby carrier with Lily in it. She was impatiently waiting for the elevator to arrive.

Lori: Ugh! What is taking so long? If I don't get back to the room and get my phone, I could literally die!

She groans in frustration.

Lori: Let's just take the stairs.

Dorothy and Toad were watching as this was going on. Their job was mainly boring so this was the only entertainment they had.

Toad: If she wants her phone, why didn't she bring it with her.

Dorothy: Beats me.

As Lori headed to the staircase, Lincoln walked by, holding a ghost scanner.

Lucy: What are you doing?

Lucy's sudden appearance caused Lincoln to fall over in shock. He stood himself up.

Lincoln: ​Oh, hi, Lucy. I read somewhere that this resort is haunted by the ghost of the Footless Bellboy. They say if you listen carefully, you can still hear his stumps trying to deliver room service.

Lucy: Whoa. Sign me up.

A mechanic named Fritz was responding to a call on his walkie-talkie.

Fritz: Both elevators out? I'm on it!

Lincoln and Lucy suddenly bumped into Fritz, causing Fritz's nametag to fall off.

Lincoln: Oh, excuse us.

Lincoln, Lucy, and Fritz head off. Leni walked by and discovered Fritz's nametag on the floor. She picks it up.

Leni: Cute pin!

She attached it to her dress.

Leni: Totes matches my dress!

Soon she was approached by a guest who mistook her for an employee.

Guest: Excuse me, um... Fritz, how am I supposed to get to my room with the elevator broken?

Leni looked at the guests high-heeled shoes.

Leni: Ooh, heels and stairs? You should def take a room on the first floor.

Guest: Great! Can I get a key?

Leni headed behind the counter and gives the woman a room key, and heads off. A new guest named arrived at the counter.

Man: Excuse me, Fritz. I'd also like a different room.

Leni: Okay!

Rita and Lynn Sr., wearing bathrobes, were at the spa. Lynn Sr. is ringing the bell on the counter. A worker responded to the bell and comes out.

Diem Doan: I'm so sorry, but a private party booked the entire massage facility.

Lynn Sr started taking several coins out

Lynn Sr: Might this change your mind?

The change trick didn't work.

Lynn Sr: Well, worth a shot.

Rita and Lynn Sr. begin to leave.

Lynn Sr: I wonder what big-wig is in there.

In the massaging facility, a bunch of stuffed animals are getting oil rubbed on them. The last one to show up is Lola, wearing nothing but a two-piece swimsuit. Diem Doan approaches Lola, squirts some oil onto her hands, and starts rubbing Lola's back. Lola stops her the moment she starts.

Lola: Less oil, sweetheart. You're not marinating a chicken.

Back at the elevator, Fritz is hard at work repairing the elevators. Luan is seen right next to him.

Luan: Elevator repair, huh? Bet that job's got a lot of ups and downs! Sorry, didn't mean to push your buttons. Get it?

Cut to the pool. Three guys exit the pool as Lisa arrives.

Miguel Puga: Let's go rage!

Lisa: Uck! Looks like I'll have to disinfect the pool. Goodness knows what fungi await me in these waters.

Lisa pulls out a chemical flask from her tote bag, and uses a dropper to get a little bit of the chemical. Suddenly, one of the hotel guests runs by Lisa to grab a pool ring, unknowingly bumping into her, causing her to spill all of the chemical into the pool. The results cause the water to bubble rapidly. Rita and Lynn Sr., in their swimsuits, arrive for a dip.

Lynn Sr.: Papa Loud in the house!

Lynn Sr. tosses an inflatable lounge chair into the pool, but Lisa's chemical has made the water highly corrosive, which causes the lounge chair to pop and disintegrate. Lisa, realizing the horror of her mistake, runs away from the scene. She runs by the counter where Leni is.

Lisa: Might wanna close the pool, Fritz!

Leni was confused as to who just said that. Soon Dorothy and Toad arrived after making a towel delivery to a few rooms. Dorothy and Toad saw her and gave her a puzzled look.

Toad: Leni Loud? Since when does she work here? And why does she have the same same as the mechanic?

Dorothy: Good question.

Lisa ran past Fritz and Luan, who are still at the elevators.

Luan: If you don't fix this, will they give you the shaft? Get it?"

Fritz: Please leave.

Up above, Lori is exhausted after climbing so many steps. She opens the door in front of her, expecting it to be the floor of the room where they're staying. However, it turns out to be the roof.

Lori: Uh oh. This isn't our floor.

Suddenly, the door behind her closed. She tried to open it, but it's locked, causing her to gasp in horror. Far down below, in the basement of the hotel, Lincoln and Lucy are wandering around.

Lucy: I can sense the Footless Bellboy's presence, but he's not going to show himself with all these lights on.

Lincoln found the power box.

Lincoln: I'm a step ahead of you. But which one of these is for the basement?

Lucy: Try them all.

In a gym, Rita is on an exercise bike, and Lynn Sr. is on a treadmill. Suddenly, the power to the gym shuts off, causing Lynn Sr. to slam himself against the wall, which in turn causes the building to slightly vibrate.

In the stairwell, Dorothy was mopping the floor. Then the power went out.

Dorothy: AH!

Dorothy stumbled down the stairs.

Lincoln and Lucy felt the vibrations

Both: It's him!

Toad meanwhile was in the lobby organizing the magazines by genera, and title. Just then, loud music played as Luna hooked up multiple speakers up and began to rock out. The loud blasts of sound sent to Toad flying into the green pool. A few seconds later, he jumped out of the pool screaming in pain and burning red.

Rita and Lynn Sr. arrived back to their room, limping.

Lynn Sr.: I think our trip might be cursed.

Rita: Don't say that. We still have the TV. 267 glorious satellite channels.

Rita turns the TV on and "The Dream Boat" appears on screen. A second later, the TV goes out, causing Lynn Sr. to start crying in despair. Back on the roof, Lori broke the antenna off of the satellite dish, and starts running towards the door with it while emitting a battle cry. She rams into the door, and successfully breaks it down. She weakly gives a thumbs up, making Lily giggle. Back in the hotel room, Lynn Sr. is holding an ice pack on his knee.

Lynn Sr.: Well, on the bright side, at least the kids haven't been causing any trouble.

Rita: That's true. I haven't heard a peep from them all day.

The room phone begins ringing. Lynn Sr. answers it.
Lynn Sr.: Yello?

Toad: Hello Mr Mr. La-ood? I'm trying sorry to be bothering you, but I've been getting some complaints about your kids.

Lynn Sr.: My kids? How many complaints?

Toad looked at the vast amount of guests.

Toad: Let's see. 1,2, 3, 4....17...46...to many to count.

The Loud Family was back at their room, and Rita and Lynn Sr. were peeved.
Lynn Sr.: "Ghost hunting? Elevator breaking? Causing a middle aged woman to fall down the stairs? Pool wrecking?! What happened to 'You won't even know we're here'?!

Rita: You're all grounded to the room for the rest of the weekend! Your father and I would like to try to enjoy some relaxation time!!

They exit the room, leaving the kids all alone.

Lincoln: Well, I feel terrible.

Luan: Yeah, from now on, we really have to behave.

As the Loud Kids frown and hang their heads in shame and guilt, a ringtone is heard. Lori answers her phone.

Lori: Bobby Boo-Boo Bear? It's literally been forever! Hang on, let me go somewhere more private.

Lori is about to head onto the balcony.

Lola: Lori! We're grounded to the room!

Lori: The balcony is the room.

She closed the sliding door.

Lynn: Well, I'm gonna hit the showers.

Lola: Uh, Lynn?!

Lynn: The bathroom is also the room.

Just then, Leni got a call on the walkie-talkie.

Boss: Fritz, break's over. Get down here.

Leni was forced to leave

Lincoln: Leni, you can't leave!

Leni: Do you wanna tell my boss that?

She said as she left.

In the bathroom, Lynn was fiddling around with the numerous buttons and knobs in the shower, figuring out which one turns the water on. Suddenly, several showerheads begin spraying Lynn with water. She tries to turn the water off, but only succeeds in breaking off one of the faucets, casing a stream of water to knock her over.

Meanwhile, Toad and Dorothy were sitting at the front desk. Toad's skin was a bright red, and Dorothy had bandages wrapped around her head, arm, ribs and foot.

Dorothy: Ouch.

Toad: At least your skin doesn't feel like it was set on fire.

Dorothy: But at least your bones are not poking into your lungs.

The phone rang and Dorothy picked it up. Just then another phone rang and Toad picked it up. Before they knew it multiple phone started ringing on multiple lines. Dorothy and Toad began awnsering as many as possible. All the calls involved one family, the Louds.

Dorothy: Toad quick! Call the Louds so this madness can stop!

Toad quickly called the Louds. Lily answered.

Lily: Goo?

Toad: Yes, La-ood family? This is Toad at the front desk. Could you please keep it down? We're getting some complaints.

Lily babbled some incomprehensible dialogue

Toad: I take that as you understand?

Well one thing lead to another, and before you know it, the Louds were asked to leave.

THE NEXT DAY
Back to the Loud House. Rita and Lynn Sr were in their room, moping.

Lynn Sr.: Our one chance at a relaxing weekend, gone. Poof!

Rita: Aw, now come on, honey. We'll get that jug filled up again someday.

Lynn Sr.: Oh, you're right. Gotta stay positive. In fact, here's the first nickel.

Lynn Sr. tossed what he thought was a coin into the jug, but upon closer inspection...

Lynn Sr: D'oh, it was a button! It's hopeless!

As Lynn Sr. collapsed to the floor, crying in despondence, the siblings were once again listening to them from the bathroom air vent. They all feel regretful for what they did to their parents.

Lynn: We really blew it.

Leni: Yeah. We gotta make it up to them.

Lincoln: I have an idea!

Lola: Not another one of your dumb plays.

Lincoln: Okay... I have a second idea!

Lincoln knocked on Rita and Lynn Sr.'s bedroom door, and they answer it. They saw Lincoln dressed up as a hotel worker.

Lincoln: Mr. and Mrs. La-ood, welcome to your very own luxury spa hotel.

Lincoln pointed over to Lana, Lola, and Lisa under a sign that reads "LOUD-INN LUXURY SPA HOTEL".

Luna: Amenities include a hot tub.

Lisa dumped some soap into a kiddie pool labelled "HOT TUB".

Lola: Complimentary dry cleaning.

Lana: Room service.

She lifted the lid off a platter, revealing an array of snacks.

Lynn: And free in-room massage.

Lynn grabs hold of both her father's hands.

Lynn Sr.: Uh, what are you do--

Lynn gave him a hard kick on his back, cracking it.

Lynn Sr: OW!! Actually, that feels great.

Luan: We want you guys to have the weekend you were expecting, the weekend you deserve.

Rita: I can't believe you kids did all this.

A honk was heard outside, and Luna peeks out the window.

Luna: Dudes! She's here!

The Loud kids are surrounded by bags of luggage.

Lincoln: This time, you truly won't know we're here, because we won't be. We're going to Aunt Ruth's, so you guys can really relax.

Lynn Sr engaged in a group hug

Lynn Sr: How did we get such thoughtful kids?

Outside, the kids head off as Rita and Lynn Sr. wave them off on the porch. Then Rita got a look of guilt on her face.

Rita: Think we've should've told them why we really got kicked out?

Lynn Sr:...Ah, we'll tell them when they're older. Race you to the hot tub!

Meanwhile

Toad, Sophia, Alex, and Dorothy were play poker. Dorothy and Toad had been let go from the hotel job.

Toad: So Alex? How's your dad been? I haven't seen him around any. Where is he?

Alex: Don't know and don't care. The ransom note didn't say. But I did respond. I left them a thank you note.

*Somewhere*
Kidnapper 1:...

Kidnapper 2: Well?

Kidnapper 1: It's the first time we actually got a thank you note back.

Kidnapper three: So what are we supposed to do?

Kidnapper 1: Just put the guy in the meat grinder and sell them to Burger King.

Kidnapper two: Charlie!

Kidnapper one: Oh please. They grind up organ meat for their burgers no one's gonna know the difference.