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[The episode begins with an ARGGH! advertisment]

Hunter Specter: Do you believe in ghosts? Join me, Hunter Spector, specter hunter, leader of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters, or ARGGH! As I descend into the scariest place in any home, the basement! Sunday at 8 PM! Don't miss it, or you'll be left in the dark! ARGGH!

[The ARGGH! logo dissolves into a calender in Lincoln's room. He's got the current day highlighted with all past days crossed out before marking the present day.]

Lincoln: It's finally here! The live season finale of the most incredible show ever! [He realizes he's being watched. To the viewers] All right, I know you're probably saying to yourself, "Lincoln, with sixteen sisters, there's no way you're going to get to watch your favorite show." And, you'd be right. Every Sunday at 8, it's the same thing. [Cut to a flashback of his sisters fighting over the remote; End flashback.] But tonight, I have a plan. [Breaks out his walkie-talkie] Cadet Lincoln calling Cadet Clyde, do you read me?

Clyde: This is Cadet Clyde, I read you loud and clear! I'm so excited! We finally get to watch ARGGH! together. And by together, I mean you at you're house, and me at mine, right?

Lincoln: [to the viewers] For such a landmark event, we decided that it'd be best for us if we watched it separately. Clyde's got a huge crush on my sister Anna. It gets awkward. 

Clyde: [Looking dreamily at a drawing of Anna] Hubba Hubba.

Lincoln: Clyde? Clyde? Do you read me?

Clyde: Uh, you better hurry, Lincoln. It's almost 8:00!

Lincoln: It's time to put Operation Distract My Sisters So That I Can Get To The TV First and Watch The Special Live Season Finale Of  ARGGH! and Think Of a Shorter Name For This Operation into action.

[Lincoln finds Anna and Sunny walking out of their room]

Lincoln: Oh, hey girls! Sunny I got you a ball! which is all about Summer!

Sunny: EEEE! Thanks, Lincoln!

Anna: Hey twerp! stop blocking the doorway I need to watch [French accent] Paris Fashion Show!

Lincoln: What about a fashion show in your room?

Anna: [escatic] Finally! Something nice you've done to me in 14 years! Heck yes! See you later twerp!

[Goes inside her room]

[Inside room]

Hannah: [mad] No you can't!

Anna: [mad] I'm older, twerp!

[Hannah and Anna started bittering and fighting physically]

[Lincolns sighs. Hannah comes outside the room with a black eye.]

Hannah: I'm watching tv! There's no way I am hanging out with Annazilla

Lincoln: I got an Air Magnifier! [steam comes out of the Magnifier]

Hannah: [excited] EEE! Thanks, Lincoln! You're the best!

[Lilliana comes out of her room]

Author's note: Just so you know, the sextuplets share their room with Luan and Luna. Lilliana has a water allergy. Anna, Elliana, and Lilliana's hair color is brown. Sunny, Juilana, and Hannah's hair color is blonde. Lilliana, Sunny, and Hannah are Lincoln's closest sisters, while Anna, Juilana, and Elliana are the meanest sisters. Anna calls him 'twerp' just like Lori, Elliana, and Juilana call him 'slut'.

Lilliana: Lincoln, I'm borrowing the TV for a second. I need it for my vlog!

Lincoln: [thinking] Hmm... [gets an idea] I got it!

Lilliana: [puzzled] What do you mean "I got it!?"

Lincoln: I can buy you your own TV.

Lilliana: [Happy] Yay! Thanks, Linky! [runs inside her room]

[Juilana walks out]

Juliana: Hey slut, I gonna watch 2017 Race Cars! And I wanted to ask, can you give me a foot massage?

Lincoln: I got you toy cars!

Juliana: [escatic] Thanks Slut!

[Juilana goes inside their room]

[Elliana comes out of their room]

Elliana: Slut, I'm going to watch Soda with Mentos to test it out

Lincoln: What about I give you Soda and Mentos?

Elliana: [excited] Thanks, Lincoln!

[Elliana goes inside the room]

Sextuplets (sans Elliana), Luna, and Luan: [angry] Don't you dare Elliana! Stop!

Elliana: [annoyed] Oh, shut up!

[An explosion is heard out of their room, soda ooze comes out of the space between the door and the floor] 

Sextuplets (sans Elliana), Luna, and Luan: [furious] ELLIANA!

Lincoln: [worried] Uh oh!

[The door sprang out and the sextuplets (sans Elliana) Luna, and Luan chased Lincoln but tripped by another explosion]

Lincoln: [Worried] Oh dear!

[Lincoln is alerted by the sound of the twins marching out of their room.]

Twins: [chanting] Cartoons, cartoons, cartoons, cartoons!

Lincoln: Did someone say... [reveals a teapot and a box of cookies] Tea party?

Lola: Eeeee! Thank you, Lincoln!

[She takes the items and goes back to her room. Lana stands, and glares at Lincoln, displeased]

Lana: [annoyed] Hey, I don't want to be part of some old dumb tea party, I want to watch TV!

Lincoln: Not even these guys are invited? [holds out two frogs; one frog croaks.]

Lana: Eeeee! Thanks, Lincoln! [takes the frogs and goes back into her room.] 

Lincoln: Hey Luan!

Luan: [bad tempered] You wanna ask me to clean our room since the soda incident? I'm gonna watch TV.

Lincoln: You might want to grab your video camera instead. The twins are at it again.

[Lola and Lana fighting]

Lola: You can't! You can't! V.I.P only!

Luan: Two fights in a row! This is totally going to go viral! [goes back to her room to get her video camera] Thanks, Linc!

Lola: Ow. Ow!

[Lisa and Lily come out of their room.]

Lincoln: Hey, Lisa. I saved you a trip downstairs and got that stuff you needed.

Lisa: The lactose, Triticum protein, sodium chloride crystals, sucrose, and gallus ovum?

Lincoln: Uh, you mean milk, flour, salt, sugar, and eggs? [holds out ingredients]

Lisa: You say tomato, I say Solanum Lycopersicum. Thank you. [takes the ingredients and goes back into her room.]

Lynn: Yeah! Two minutes to game time! Whoo!

Lincoln: Hey, Lynn, check it out. [holds out a football that starts floating] I filled it with helium for the extreme player who demands more.

Lynn: I demand more!

[Leni is approaching]

Lincoln: Uh, go long!

[Whistle blows, Lynn struggles to get the ball.]

Lynn: Get over here, you!

Lincoln: Oh my gosh, Leni!

Leni: What? Is there a spider on me?! [frantically rubs her head] Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

Lincoln: Worse. There's a zit at the end of your nose!

Leni: I'm a hideous monster! [runs away]

Luna: Hey, bro! TV tonight is gonna be rocking! [Strums her guitar] Yeah! [bad tempered] But you're still cleaning our room.

Lincoln: No. I'm not cleaning your room. [gets an idea] Or, you can get your own flashlight rock show in your bedroom. [holds out a colorful flashlight and Luna takes it]

Luna: That is sweet! Thanks, Linc! [Goes back to her room]

Lori: Has anyone seen my phone? I need to live-tweet my show!

Lincoln: [takes out the phone and presses buttons on it.] Hey, Lori! Hey, Lori, I found your phone!

Lori: Give me that! [snatches her phone] How many times do I have to tell you to keep your hands off my stuff? [Lincolns counts down from 3 and the phone rings.] Hello? Oh, hi Bobby. [Laughs] No, I didn't text you to call me, but I'm glad you did! [to Lincoln] Thanks for nothing, twerp!

[Sees Lily sleeping, lays her in the laundry basket, and kisses her.]

Lincoln: And that makes 16. [Slides down the stairs and jumps down to the floor; to the viewers] As I said, I might not be the fastest, and I might not be the strongest, but to get all my sisters out of the way, it pays to have a plan.

Lucy: You forgot me.

Lincoln: Ahh! [As an organ pipe plays, he falls to the ground after getting startled by his sister.] Lucy! I always forget about Lucy!

Lucy: Story of my life.

Lincoln: What are you doing here?

Lucy: It's the season premiere of my favorite show, Vampires of Melancholia.

Lincoln: This is the episode of ARGGH that everyone is going to talk about at school tomorrow! Please let me watch it. Pretty please with a black cherry on top?

Lucy: I'm sorry, Lincoln, but you know the rule. I was here.. [in slow motion] First.

Lincoln: NOOOOOO! [Looks at remote and licks it] Ha!

Lucy: [holds up another remote] That's the old remote that Lily threw into the toilet.

[Lincoln gags, rubs his tongue and spits out the germs. He then sobs.]

Lucy: I'm sorry, Lincoln, I can't miss my vampires. Edwin is so cold and tormented and mysterious. Sigh... If only he wasn't from another century.

Lincoln: Another century! That's okay, Lucy. You watch your show on the big color TV. I'll just go watch my show on Dad's crummy, old, black-and-white TV.

Lucy: Black and white are my favorite colors. 

Lincoln: Yeah, it'll make watching my show a little more... spooky!

Lucy: Spooky is also my favorite color.

Lincoln: Well, enjoy your vampires.

Lucy: Wait! I'll take the old TV!

[Cuts to Lucy's room where Lincoln is found grunting to get the TV to the other side of the bed.]

Lincoln: How can only two colors be so heavy? [Puts it on the bed.] Here you are. Now plug it in. So, you can be happy or sad or whatever that emotion is. And I won't be left in the dark. [Plugs in the TV. Unfortunately, the plug is broken, and the power goes out.] Dang it.

[Many of the Loud Kids murmur in confusion about the power outage.]

Lilliana: [whining] I was on Livestream and then the power suddenly went out. [pretends to cry dramatically]

Lola: Drama queen

Lana: You're as well. When you see/hear something harmless like Bitey. You're like, "I gonna die if I see that again." 

Lola: I stood corrected.

Lori: All right! All right! We get the point about drama! Everybody just calms down about this situation!

Leni: Guys! I can't see anything! I think I've gone blind!

Lori: No, you didn't go blind. What da heck happened?

Lincoln: I was just plugging in the old TV for Lucy and then the lights suddenly went out.

Lori: Of course it was your fault, Lincoln.

[All the other sisters complain about what their brother did.]

Lola: Seriously Lincoln?

Sextuplets: Come on, Linc. Be reasonable.

Lincoln: My reason is that I plugged in some dumb old TV.

Luan: I know why the lights went out! Cause they liked each other! [laughs as her siblings sigh] Get it? Get it?

Lisa: That was so good, it deserves a cookie. [hands her one]

Luan: Oh, thanks. [eats it] So anyway, what did one light bulb say to the other? [suddenly starts glowing]

[Everyone else minus Lisa gasps]

Lincoln: You're glowing.

Luan: Oh,. I already told you that one?

Luna: No dude, you are glowing

Sunny: Glowing as bright as the sun!

Elliana: It's past sunset, Sunny.

Sunny: It's called exaggeration, Elliana.

Luan: [notices] Hey wow.

Lori: Everyone back away from Luan. [Everyone minus Lisa, Lilliana, Elliana &Sunny steps back]

Lilliana: It's harmless. It's not one of those experiments when she tries to KILL us.

Elliana: It's science, so you all minus Lilliana, Sunny and Lisa wouldn't understand.

Sunny: It's so pretty as well!

Lori: Whatever. Anyways, Lisa, Mom and Dad said you're not allowed to use your siblings as experimental guinea pigs anymore.

Leni: Yeah! Not after what you did to me! [Cut to a flashback of Leni and Lisa experiencing side effects from Lisa's experiment. Her face is extremely swollen and covered in blemish-like substances.] My face feels funny. [End of Flashback]

Lisa: Classic. All I did was infuse the bioluminescent DNA of the Aequora Victoria Jellyfish into a cookie. I call them Gloweos. Besides, now we can see.

Lori: [Realizes Lisa's right] Okay. Everyone huddles around Luan. [Everyone huddles around Luan as told]

Luan: I always knew I was the light of your life [laughs as the others groan]

Lincoln: OK. So, how about we get that power back on?

Lori: Hey. when Mom and Dad are out, I'm in charge. So first, we need to get a head count to make sure we're all here.

Lincoln: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, and me, that's 17. Yep, that's all of us. We are here and accounted for.

Lucy: You forgot me.

Lincoln: [screams and falls] Can I go flip the circuit breaker and get the lights back on before Lucy gives me a heart attack?

Lori: Again, in charge. I'll do it. Where's this circuit breaker thingy?

Lincoln: In the basement.

[Cut to the basement door.]

Lori: Why am I the one who has to do this?

Her siblings: You're in charge! Dumbo!

Lori: All right, all right! Come on, Luan. Light the way.

Luan: That's the brightest idea you had all day! [Giggles. Lori pulls her away from her siblings. After doing so, Luan's light disappears into thin air. The rest of the siblings gasp.] Oooh. I thought I was staying in tonight, but I guess I'm going out! [Luan giggles as the rest of her siblings sigh.]

Lori: Lisa, give her another one of those cookies. We won't tell.

Lisa: Negative. That was the only one. Prototype.

Lori: Just great... [hears a wooden creak and gasps in fear] There's something in the basement! I'm not going down there!

Lynn: [teasing] Ooh! You're afraid of the dark!

Lori: I am not! You're the one who's scared.

Lynn: I'm not afraid of anything.

Lucy: BOO!

Lynn: AAH!

[While some part of the girls are arguing, the twins start to tremble with fear.]

Twins: THERE'S A GHOST IN THE BASEMENT! [starts wailing]

Lincoln: Guys! I'm running out of time! It's really important that I...I...I... [sighs in realization] ...fix this. OKAY, QUIET! [His sisters stopped] Come here, you two. It's okay. There's nothing to be afraid of. [He hugs his younger twin sisters to comfort them] Your big brother will protect you. In fact...I will protect all of you! For I am Cadet Lincoln! Highly trained student of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters! Or...ARGGH! [puts on night vision goggles and brings out his walkie-talkie.] Cadet Clyde, this is Cadet Lincoln. Forget the plan. I'm going to need backup.

[Clyde enters]

Clyde: Cadet Clyde, reporting for duty. [Notices Anna] A-A-A-Anna? [starts acting like a robot] RED ALERT. RED ALERT. DOES NOT COMPUTE. CIRCUIT OVERLOAD. MUST ABORT MISSION! [Leaves]

Lincoln: [To the viewers] I told you it gets awkward. [prepares to enter the basement] I will now descend into the scariest place in the house: THE BASEMENT! But fear not, with my official ARGGH! Branded night vision goggles, i can see in the dark. [Begins to head down but slips down the stairs and loses his walkie-talkie.]

Lori: Lincoln, are you okay?

Lincoln: The bad news is, my goggles are just a toy and does not really see the dark! The good news is, they cushioned my face from the hard basement floor.

Luan: [Gets out her video camera] Hey! I think my camera has a night vision setting.

Lincoln: [rushes back up] Sweet! [takes it] It's just like the camera they use on ARGGH! I'm going in.

Lori: Wait! You're not leaving us up here all alone, are you? I mean, we couldn't possibly let you go down there all alone. We should all go down together. As a group. [Grins pleadingly]

[They all follow Lincoln behind him as he holds Luan's camera as he guides]

Lincoln: You may want to stay close. There's no telling what could be lurking here in the dark.

Luan: There's nothing funny about this situation. Although, I do like dark humor.

Leni: Is someone touching my hand?

Lynn You're touching your own hand.

Leni: [panicking] Someone's touching my shoulders.

Lori: You're touching your own- [Sees Anna behind Leni] Anna! You can give Leni a heart attack! She's scared easily you know!

[The siblings minus Leni looks at Anna, unimpressed.]

Anna: Sorry, I'm just so scared.

Leni: It's okay! You can touch my shoulders!

Anna: [thankful] Thanks, Leni!

[The gang resumes their mission]

Lori: [fearful] I hate basements.

[An eerie sound can be heard]

Lori: [gasps] What's that moaning?

[The girls gasp]

Lincoln: [Points the camera at the pipes] Don't freak out. It's just the pipes settling.

[Another sound can be heard]

Leni: What's that scratching? 

[The girls gasp again]

Lincoln: [Points camera at a cat scratching the pipe with it's nails] Don't be scared. It's just Cliff the Cat.

[They smell something disgusting]

Lynn: [pinching her nose] What is that smell?

Lincoln: [points at Lily with a full diaper, with Luna holding her, looks disgusted at Lily] It's just Lily with a full diaper.

Lily: [Giggles] Poo-poo.

Lincoln: See guys? I told you. There's nothing to be afraid of. 

[Another sound startles Lincoln and his sisters]

Lori: What is it?

???: Lincoln...LINCOLN!!

Lincoln: IT'S A GHOST AND IT KNOWS MY NAME!!!!

[They all start screaming sans Lucy and Lincoln stops]

Lincoln: [Bravely] I'LL SAVE YOU SISTERS! [Charges at the ghost]

[The lights flips back on and Lincoln is literally fighting a laundry basket]

Lincoln: Hi-yah! Take that, evil spirit!

Lori: [It's revealed that she's the one who found the circuit breaker] Cool it, Lincoln. It's not a ghost it's our laundry.

[Lincoln sees that she's right, and smiles sheepishly]

Clyde: [Over walkie-talkie] Lincoln! Lincoln! Do you read me?

Lincoln: [Picks up] Clyde?

Clyde: I was calling to say sorry for not being such a good ARGGH! Cadet. And is your sister going to date younger men?

Anna: [Off screen] Never gonna to happen!

Clyde: Was that your sister?! [Acts like a robot] RED ALERT. RED ALERT. OVERLOAD. OVERLOAD.

[Lincoln made a face of "The things I had to put up with" on his face.]

Leni: [With her eyes closed] Guys! I still can't see!

Lisa: Open your eyes.

Leni: [Opens her eyelids] IT'S A MIRACLE!

Lori: First one to the TV is couch commando.

Lincoln: I can still get there first! [he runs past all his sisters; he manages to get there first and grabs the TV remote to turn on the TV to find out that his show is over due to power outage.]

Hunter Spector: WOW! What was far the best episode of ARGGH! Ever! I'd hate to be you if you missed it!

Lincoln: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! [Lamenting] I can't believe I missed my show...

[Lincoln starts to break into tears and his sisters all felt bad for him and see how upset he is.]

Lori: [Hands him some popcorn] Sorry you missed your show, Lincoln. 

Luan: But you just lived it. Check it out. [Plugs her camera into the TV and show him what he had filmed.]

[They watch it and enjoy their little adventure on film and Lincoln is happy to actually live the show instead of just watching it.]

Lincoln: [To the viewers] You know, I missed my show. But sometimes, it's not about being there first. It's about being there together. All of us.

Lucy: You forgot me.

[Her sibling screamed and yelped in alarm.]

Her siblings: AHH! [Organ pipe plays]

Facts!  [It's also in the text. But if you've missed it, then here it is!]

1. Lilliana has a water allergy, which mean she's allergic to water and gets a serve allergic reaction if she interacts with water.

2. Sunny, Lilliana, and Hannah are Lincoln's closest twin sisters. The rest of the sextuplets are his meanest.

3. Luna, Luan, and the sextuplets share their own room.

Also I'm working on "Louds React to Themselves", I just wanted to finish this chapter first.

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