Now let's hurry up this episode, cause I have to run around a Homespun!

Title Card: Homespun!

Benny: Looks like a tornado-themed episode!

The Louds realized what this episode was about!

[Episode begins at the Loud House, a crash is heard.]

Lori: (SCREAMING) Dang it!

Sid: I wonder what is happening now?

Nikki: We all are, Sid.

[In the kitchen, Lincoln is taking out the trash when he hears Lori scream]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Sounds like someone got trapped in the bathroom again. 

Carol: Which is Lori!

Lori pouted when Bobby patted her back, making her feel better.

[Inside the bathroom, Lori, wearing a bathrobe and towel on her head, is holding the doorknob to the bathroom door, which just broke off. She growls at this.]

Lori: Somebody let me out! Bobby's coming over to study, and I only have three hours to get ready! [Lori struggles to open the bathroom door when suddenly, she slips. She grabs hold of the shower curtain, but it rips off. The pole holding the curtain bonks Lori on the head. Lori growls even louder at this string of events.] This house is literally falling apart!!!

OOH! Everyone winced.

Rita: ( in alarm)Lori! Are you okay?!!

Lori: Mom I was fine.

Becky: Lori, three hours is a lot of time. 

Lori noted that.

Stella: But really, that house is falling apart!

Lincoln: [To the viewers] Lori's right. With 11 kids, four pets... and two parents who insist on fixing everything themselves, our house is a bit of a, how do I put this nicely, disaster.

Unknown: Hello

Everyone jumped in alarm

six girls walked over to the audience. 

Lilliana: Hi, my name is Lilliana Turner, and we are sextuplets! 

Lola: what is a sextuplet?

Lilliana: it's six twins! 3 of us are blondie while the rest are brown! and we have powers to teleport and the rest are different.

Lana: That's so cool! I wish to be a sextuple- [sees Lola glaring at her] I mean, I would rather be a twin.

Lola: Nice save. 

Anna: Hi my name is Anna, and I am the oldest of the sextuplets! And have the power to control nature, and I want to be a [french accent] Paris fashion designer. [ shows some of her designs ] 

the fashionistas: Ooh! She's my favorite already!

Sunny: Hi! My name is Sunny and second-oldest of the sextuplets! And have powers to control the sun! And I am a gymnast! [ show her gymnastics skills] and we are lined up from oldest to youngest!

Audience: (claps) 

Juliana: Hi! My name is Juliana and I am a race car rider! And fire powers

Lana: So cool! I love racing cars too!

Skippy: Me too!

Lynn Jr: Me three!

Elliana: Hi My name is Elliana and can control the waves, and like Lisa, I'm a scientist and have a robot named Lili.

Lilliana: As you already know, my name is Lilliana, and have ice/snow powers! and a famous singer [sings beautifully]

Luna: Rock'in

Hannah: Hi my name is Hannah and have powers to control the wind. And I love drawing.

Anna was wearing a neon green shirt that says " Paris" with long, light blue jeans with patches on them. Sunny was wearing a light yellow shirt with a bright, gold sun on it, with a yellow skirt. Juliana was wearing an orange-red dress. Elliana was wearing a half aqua half blue tye-dye shirt with a smiley face in the middle, with a mix of blue, aqua, and black shorts. Lilliana was wearing a red hoodie with black ripped jeans. Hannah was wearing a white shirt with lavender tights.

Leni: I totes love the outfits!

All the boys were lovestruck with the girls (barring Howard and Harold), Luna and Sam fanning themselves, trying not to blush.

Tabby: (concerned) Parents who "insist" on fixing everything themselves? I'm surprised the house didn't fall apart yet.

[Flashback to Lana and Lola brushing their teeth.]

Lincoln: [Voice-over] You've got the faulty water pressure.

[Lana puts her mouth under the faucet, and turns the water pressure on, but nothing comes out. Lola is ticked off at Lana's uncouth method of rinsing her mouth.]

Lana: [leaving the bathroom] Eh. I'll go borrow some water from Charles's bowl.

Lola: Try to have a little digni-

[As Lola was talking, the increased water pressure from the pipes break loose, spewing water onto Lola, and flinging her into the trash can.]

Everyone: (grimaces) Ooh/Ouch! 

Maria: Trust me, we had a lot of plumbing accidents in our city.

[Flashback to Luna arriving home late at night with her music equipment.] 

Lincoln: And the creaky floorboards.

[As Luna enters the house, she gives a "hang loose" hand gesture and tiptoes over to the staircase. She steps on the first step, making a loud creaking sound. This alerts Lynn Sr., scaring Luna.]

Lynn Sr: Lori? Leni? Luan?

Lincoln: Don't forget about the rotting wood.

[Luna tries to grab hold of the handrail, but the entire staircase breaks apart. As Luna stands back up, Lynn Sr. flashes a light at her.]

Lynn Sr.: Luna!

Rita: (sternly) What were you doing outside the house late at night little missy?

Luna, trying to avoid her parents' glares. Luna: (sheepishly) Snuck out of the house?...

[Flashback to Lincoln adding the finishing touches to a model pirate ship.]

Zach: Cool pirate ship, L-Dawg!

CJ: Yeah! It looks cool Lincoln!

Lincoln: (touched) Aww... thank you, guys!

(Episode resumes.)

Lincoln: Then there's the clunky furnace. [Lincoln has just added the captain on the ship.]

Flashback Lincoln: Well, Captain. After 13 weeks of careful construction, your ship is finally ready. [As Lincoln looks on with pride, the furnace begins rattling. As Lincoln holds his model ship in fear, the furnace spews out some soot, covering Lincoln with it and damaging his model ship.]

Clyde: Aw, buddy, your ship was destroyed.

Lincoln: Don't worry Clyde, I was able to make another ship.

[Flashback to Lynn Sr. adjusting the TV antenna on a windy day.]

Lincoln: And the crummy TV signal.

[Inside the house, the kids are complaining that the TV is fuzzy again. Rita is outside putting pillows on a trampoline just in case Lynn Sr. falls off. A sheet of foil lands on Lynn Sr.'s face, blinding him. His vest gets caught on the TV antenna, causing him to get tangled in the antenna.]

Lynn Sr.: [panic-stricken] Something's got me!

[Inside the house, the TV signal is back, as a "Peanuts"-esque show appears on the screen.]

Luan: Wait! Wait! That's perfect!

[ As the Loud kids cheer at the signal being back, Lynn Sr. falls off the roof, along with the TV antenna, causing the signal to be lost again.]

Loud kids: Aww.

Leonard: Lynnie! Are you okay?

Lynn Sr.: Don't worry Dad, I was okay.

Carol: I hate it when the TV signal is lost

Becky: All of us do Carol

[Flashback to a series of moments where doorknobs and door handles broke off.]

Lincoln: And the doorknob situation.

Lisa: [doorknob] Dang it.

Leni: [fridge door handle] Dang it.

Lynn Jr.: [doorknob] Dang it.

Lucy: [attic cord] Dang it. 

Lori: [doorknob] Dang it.

Luna: [flusher handle] Dang It.

Lincoln: [doorknob] Dang it.

Joey:(shocked) Wow. A lot of loose doorknobs!

[End flashback. Lincoln had just gotten the trash to the curb, where the mailbox is all banged up and patched up.]

Lincoln: [thinking] And I feel there's something I'm leaving out. [The mailbox falls onto his foot.]

YAH! Right. The mailbox.

Everyone: (winces) OOH!/OUCH!

Lincoln: [Puts it back up] Ridiculous. There wasn't even a breeze! 

[Cut to Lisa with a weather machine and wearing a slicker and hat.]

Lisa: Actually, according to my meteorological instruments, a big storm's a-brewin'. Perhaps a tornado. 

Carlota: A tornado? What do you mean by that Lisa?

Lisa: You'll see soon, Carlota Casagrande

Lincoln: [doubtful] What? No way!

[Cut to the TV with a weather report.]

Patchy: Patchy Drizzle here with an urgent weather bulletin! A tornado watch has just been issued for the Royal Woods area!

[Everyone except Lisa gasps]

Lisa: [sighs] Try and keep up, Patchy.

Rita: Alright, kids, everyone down to the basement. Your father and I have to secure the TV antenna.

Lynn Sr.: I call trampoline!

Darcy: I remember that day! it was so scary!

Lily: swracy!

Everyone: (lovestruck) AWW!

Sam: You are so cute, Lily!

[The basement. Lisa's weather machine is set and the kids and pets are all secured with pillows for comfort on the hard floor and chatting about the situation with concern.]

Twins:[holding to each other tight] I'm scared!

Haiku: (worried) I would be scared as well too! I like spooky stuff but not too spooky.

Lucy patted her back for support and comfort

Lisa: Fear not. A tornado watch doesn't mean a twister's coming, but rather that conditions are right for one.

Haiku: (calm) Thank god, also, thanks for patting on my back, Lucy. This is why you're a great co-president! :)

Lisa: Besides, most residential structures can withstand wind speeds of up to 80 miles per hour.

Luan: Or, in the of our house, 2 miles per hour [laughs, and everyone else laughs with her.]

Giggles: This is the first time I had heard you laugh at Luan's jokes!

Benny: You can say that again. Giggles!

Lynn: Maybe this old heap will blow away, and we can get a new house!

Lola: [sighs dreamily] I'll finally get my castle!

Winston: One day Lola, one day... with you and me together...

Lola: Aww, thanks Winsty!

Lori: [texting on her phone] Ugh. I can't believe I have to postpone my study date with Bobby after I did... [showing her bod]...all this.

Bobby: Don't worry Babe we had a date to make up.

Luna: Dudes! Remember when the first time Bobby came over to Casa Loud?

[Flashback to Bobby's first visit to the Loud House. He is dressed maturely in a white shirt and tie and is carrying an Italian gift basket. He approaches the door but falls through the porch and gets stuck. Lori and her parents open the door with the oldest sister looking on with concern.]

Bobby pouted as the kids laughed.

Bobby: Mr. and Mrs. Loud. Heh. It's an honor to finally meet you. [extends a hand that is now covered in marinara sauce.]

Lori: [gasps] Boo-Boo Bear! you're literally bleeding!

Bobby: Oh. [chuckles and shakes off] No worries, babe. It's-it's just Marinara sauce. Ahem. Could I please use your restroom?

Lucy: Why! Why! Why wasn't the blood real?

[In the bathroom, Bobby is trying to use the sink, but the water isn't coming out. Suddenly a shake and rattle comes out and a jet of water blast Bobby against the wall. Lucy can see him through the hole in the bathroom floor next to the toilet.]

Lucy: So, you're Lori's new love interest. 

[Bobby yelps and flinches and grabs the doorknob only for it to come off.] 

Bobby: Dang it.

Norm: With the bathroom hole, is just an invasion of privacy. 

[End flashback. Lori reminisces with passion and her siblings laugh]

Lori: [sighs dreamily] Fortunately, our love was strong enough to overcome any obstacle. [sternly] including creepy sisters who spy on my dates. [referring to Lucy]

Lucy: Please. You can't expect to have privacy in THIS house.

[Flashback to Lucy and Lynn trying to sleep.]

Lucy: [inhales] Sigh. [inhales] Sigh. [inhales] Sigh.

[This wakes Lynn up]

Lynn: Okay, you've been doing that for ten minutes. What's wrong, Luce?

Lucy: [rises up] Don't tell anyone, but... [Shows Lynn a called "Hungry Like a..." with a werewolf on the cover.]... I've been reading this new book series about a werewolf, and it feels like I'm cheating on Edwin. [shows her Edwin poster with a little drawing of her taped to it.]

Dante: Don't worry Lucy! it's also fine to read about different spooky stuff!

Lola: [having overheard this from her room.]I'd stick with a vampire. Werewolves are hairy and gross. Yech!

Lana: Which is exactly why she should go for one! [howls]

Lori: [having overheard it, too] But Edwin was her first love! 

Lynn Sr.: [also having overheard it] Don't these books sound a little old for Lucy?

[Rita is reading The Mom Jeans Ultimatum.]

Rita: Of course not, dear. When I was a girl, I read a series about a cute lumberjack.

[Lucy places her pillow over her face and falls back.]

Lucy: Groan.

[End flashback. Everyone except Lucy is laughing.]

Lucy: [inhales] Sigh...

Lisa: I still fail to grasp your dilemma, as both would-be suitors are mythological beings. 

Lucy: My point was that our walls are ridiculously thin.

Rocky: So your walls are very thin.

Leni: Yeah! Not to mention leaky!

[Flashback to Leni working on a new dress. The roof starts to leak.]

Leni: Uh-oh.

[She stops it with her ruler, but then the leak comes in through the wall. She stops it with her foot. Eventually, all the different spots are leaking and she covers the last one with her pincushion in her mouth.]

Leni: Got it. [hears her phone vibrating] Dang it.

Chaz: [concerned] Now that's way worse!

[End flashback]

Leni: And it wasn't even raining! Someone just flushed the upstairs toilet!

Luan: Urine trouble then! [laughs at rimshot] Get it? [her siblings groan for the umpteenth time.]Aw, come on. It was funny!

There was a mixture of laughs and groans.

[The weather machine is going off and Lisa has the results.]

Lisa: Good news. Wind speeds have decreased significantly. We should be out of this asbestos-ridden dungeon soon.

Stella: Whew.

Larid: Hey Stella, I like your bow!

Stella: Well, thank you, Larid!

[Her siblings and the pets cheer.]

Lori: At least it's not flooding like it did in the LAST big storm.

[Flashback to the aftermath of the previous storm Lori mentioned. The entire basement is flooded with the faucet leaking.]

Lisa: I'll get the buckets

David: I remember that last storm, it was a flood. my house almost got destroyed since it's a small one.

[Many buckets later]

Lori: Last one.

[She passes it to Leni, who passes it to Luna, who passes it to Luan, who passes it to Lincoln, who passes it to Lucy, who passes it to Lana, who passes it to Charles, who passes it to Lola, who passes it to Lisa, who passes it t Lynn, who dumps the water in the backyard. Pause flashback.]

Lynn: Wait. But don't you guys remember what happened next?

[Resume flashback. After the last bucket, Lynn gasps and notices something.]

Lynn: Hey, guys! Check it out!

[They made a swimming hole in the backyard from the stormwater.]

Principal Ramirez: A good use for water, is your own homemade swimming pool.

Lynn: CANNONBALL! [dives right it]

[Everyone except Lori jumps in.]

Lori: Ew! I'm not swimming in grody basement water!

[Lynn resurfaces]

Lynn: Hey, Lori! I found your missing earring! [holds up said earring.]

Lori: [gasps] The one from Bobby? CANNONBALL! [dives right it]

Lori: [excited] It was so much fun!

[End flashback. The kids were happy to remember that time.]

Lynn: Yeah. I guess sometimes, living in a crummy house isn't all bad.

Lana: Just let's fix a few things, and then it's all set!

Lincoln: Yeah, like the time possums got in through the holes in the roof and chewed up the wiring.

[Flashback to that time. The last possum has just fled through the hole. The family is up in the attic where Rita has some bad news.]

Rita: Sorry, kids. Till we get new cables, there's gonna be no TV or internet.

[The kids respond with despair.]

Jackie: [begging]  Oh, come on! Why the Internet? Why the TV? Why! Why!

Fransisco: Same feeling with you Jackie!

Lynn Sr.: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! No need to panic. I think I know how to possum the time. Ha-ha! [His kids, even Luan for unknown reasons, groan at his joke.]

Everyone groaned.

Lynn Sr.: Guess what ol' Dad found?

Lori: [hopeful] A wireless hotspot?

Lynn Sr.: Even better! [shows him a series of books] My Old Pioneer Books from when I was a kid! They're about a plucky young lad and his family crossing this great nation in a covered wagon. You guys are gonna love 'em!

Margo: Did they?

[The kids have unimpressed and bored looks on their faces. Later, they're seen reenacting the pioneer days inspired by the books and dressing the part. Lincoln is riding in a toy wagon with Starship Groupers sleeping bags as a cover, Luna and Lana are playing bluegrass music with Lily dancing to the beat, Leni and Lola are trying on old showgirl outfits as Leni laughs, Lori has embroidered a hoop of Bobby, while Lucy has sewn one of a cow skull, Lynn is pushing a hoop with a stick, Luan is juggling horseshoes, and Lisa is making different kinds of old fashioned tonics. Luan drops one of her horseshoes on her foot.]

Everyone: [grimaces] Ouch!

Luan: Ow!

Lisa: [in a southern accent] Fret not, lassie. One drop of my mugwump elixir will soothe every ache and pain.

[End flashback]

Paula: Looks like they did, Margo.

Darcy: I like your southern accent, Lisa!

Lisa: Thanks! Darcy!

Lori: That did turn out to be fun.

[The others agree]

Lisa: Yes, indeed.

Lynn: That was pretty cool.

Lola: That was almost as fun as the time the air conditioner went crazy, and Dad couldn't turn it off.[Flashback to that time when Lynn Sr. is struggling with the AC. It blasts a bit and he runs off in fear. Inside, the living room has become a winter wonderland for the kids who are in their winter clothes and having fun ice skating, building a snowman, and having a snowball fight. End flashback.]

Lola: Hey Lilliana, can you make it snow for us to ice skate?

Lilliana: Sure!

Lilliana claps her hands and the audience is wearing ice skates and the chairs are being pushed over. With a wave of her hand, snow starts falling, and in a few seconds. The floor was ice and nice for them to skate, and the audience begin to skate/have snowball fights.

[A few minutes later]

Lilliana: Alright, back to the show.

Lilliana claps her hands and Sunny made the sun hotter to melt the snow/ice into water. Elliana uses her hands the drag the water towards her. Lilliana snaps her hands to place the chair back in place. The audience sat down and the episode resumed.

Luna: You know, dudes, maybe we've been too hard on the old crib. It's got some perks. Like the wicked slanty floors. 

[Flashback to a good meal with Lincoln and his older sisters at the grownup.]

Luna: [leaning chair toward the kitchen and the kiddie table.] Yo, Lans! Pass the gravy.

[Lana puts the gravy boat on the floor and it slants over to Luna. End flashback.]

Chuck: Now that's rock 'in

Luna: [laughs] You never have to get up to grab some grub!

Lynn: or a fresh roll of TP.

[Flashback to Lynn using the toilet while reading the sports section without any toilet paper.]

Lynn: Guys! I NEED A REALOAD! [one of them tosses her a roll from the hole and she grabs it.] And she makes the snag.

[End flashback with all of them laughing.]

Mandee: Now that's useful.

Lincoln: The broken doorbell can come in handy, too.

[Flashback to a time they ordered pizza and the delivery guy presses the doorbell only to be shocked by its faulty wiring. He drops all the boxes meant for the Louds and runs off. The kids answer and smack their lips with hunger. End flashback.]

Lincoln: I can't remember the last time we paid for pizza.

[The kids laugh some more.]

Grouse: Free pizza is everyone's dream come true!

Lynn: You know what else comes in handy? That hole in the bathroom floor.

Lori: Um, we got it, Lynn.

Lynn: Oh. Okay. Just wanted to be sure.

Polly: We just saw the Flashback Lynn.

[Lily is toddling about and babbling a little, touching the wall.]

Luan: Guys, I think Lily wants to share a house story, too. Mind if I translate, Lilister?

Lily: Poo-poo. Ahem. [babbles]

Carlitos giggled.

Luan: So, it was Mom and Dad's anniversary weekend.

Albert: You can understand what she says Luan?

Luan: Me, Lisa, and Lincoln can understand her.

The mentioned siblings smiled.

[Flashback to the said weekend. The parent is driving off and the kids are waving goodbye.]

Kids: Bye! Have fun!

Lincoln: Okay, guys, it's time to put Operation Paint The Peeling House To Give Mom And Dad The Greatest Anniversary Gift Ever And Also Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation... into action!

Liam: [prasing] Nice plan there little fella!

Lincoln: (flattered) Thaks, Liam!

[The kids go into the garage.]

Lucy: I still think an adjacent burial plat would have been a better gift. Nothing says romance like an eternity.

[The others just slowly inch away from Lucy after hearing that.]

Like the Louds, the audience inch away from Lucy.

[Later, as Lincoln puts on the last coat, the horn sounds.]

Lincoln: They're back! Paintbrushes down!

[Their parents step out of the car and find their house completely covered in a rainbow nightmare.]

Loud kids: SUPRISE! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!

Lynn Sr. and Rita: [appalled] Good...Gravy...

Carl: Your gift looks like a disaster!

Frida and Carlos: Carl!

Lincoln: So, you like it?

Lynn Sr and Rita: Uh...

[The kids are immediately painting the house back to the way it was before. Lily paints a hand print on the side of the quick, and the others follow suit, each colored handprint matching their themed color.]

Lynn Sr.: [tear-stricken] Best... anniversary gift... ever!

[End flashback]

Leonard: (sighing) Oh son...

everyone had tears in their eyes, begging to come out.

Rosa: That was so (sniff) sweet of you guys!

Hector: What a great gift for your parents.

Frida: That was-[starts crying]

Luan: That was a great story, Lily.

Lily: Poo-poo.

Luan: I think she's got another story! [Lily soils herself.] Oh. This time, it really is just poo-poo.

Eeryone: [disgusted] Eww.

[The kids all laugh again. Just then, Lisa weather machine goes off again.]

Lori: [concerned] What's going on? Is the storm over? 

Lisa: Uh. Actually, wind speeds has increased significantly. Meaning the tornado watch is about to become a tornado WARNING. [The siblings gasp in fear, and a siren on Lisa's weather machine begins blaring.] And there it is.

Zach: I guess the Royal Woods Residents were also scared... Were you?

The Royal Woods Residents nodded.

[Rita and Lynn Sr. enter the basement.]

Lynn Sr.: NOBODY PANIC!

Lynn: [regretful] I guess it's not such a bad house after all.

Lisa: Definitely.

[As the sisters agree with Lynn's statement, the sound of thuder begins roaring like crazy, causing the light in the basement to begin flickering.]

Lana: I don't want our house to blow away!

Lynn: Me neither.

Lisa: I take back what I said before.

Luan: Yeah, we hae so much memories in these walls.

Luna: I'm sorry I ever ragged on this place.

Lynn: Me too.

Leni: We're so sorry, house!

Lola: Me too!

Lana: Me three!

Lincoln: [confessing] You might be old and creaky and full of leaks, but you're ours. And we love you! [As the wind increase with power, the siblings and the pets begin trembling in fear at the impending doom that's about to hit them. After eight seconds of cowering, the winds suddenly cease, the thunder stops roaring, and the lights stop flickering. Lisa checks her machine.]

Lisa: All clear!

Everyone: [relief] Whew.

Lincoln: Let's go check the house! [the siblings except Lynn all run upstairs out of the attic.] I hope this house is okay!

Lynn: [with a roll of toilet paper] I'll check the hole in the bathroom floor.

Paula: [deadpanned] Really Lynn? Really?

[Outside. The neighborhood is litered with debris all over. The siblings and parents are looking at their houe with deep concern. A passing bicyclist approches them.]

Bicyclist: Yikes. You guys were hit hard.

[The house is revealed to be just the same.]

Arturo: You guys didn't even have any damaged. Just the same, old Loud House.

Lincoln: Nope, this is how our house ALWAYS looks. And we wouldn't want it any other way.

Lynn Sr.: All right, everyone, back inside.

[Lynn Sr. attempts to open the door, only for the door handle to break off.]

Louds: Dang it!!!

[Episode ends]

Lisa: Way to start this show about us Louds.

Serigo: I wonder what's the next episode?

Next Episode:

 Study Muffin!

Let's have a Study Muffin.