Korg: Gather around and I shall tell you the story of the space Viking AKA Thor Odinson....

Me: Korg, what are you doing?

Korg: Telling the story.

Me: That's my job. And please don't break the fourth wall. And it's not just the story of Thor. It's also the story of Loki.

Korg: And Thor's lover, Judy Foster.

Me: It's Jane Foster. Now can I get back to telling the story?

Korg: Alright.

Loki picks up the tesseract and escapes the Avengers which lands him in the TVA as a variant. There he meets Mobius who offers Loki a deal, if he could help them hunt down a dangerous Loki Variant then they'll give him another sentence. Loki took the deal, and he helped them find the variant who happened to be a woman. Her name is Sylvie, and she had a long-time goal to bring down the TVA. Unfortunately, Loki interfered with her big plan which caused them to end up on Lamentis 01, the worst apocalypse to be since the plant was dying from a moon headed their way.

Their only option was to work was for both Loki and Sylvie to work together to find a new power source to charge the tempad. They travelled till they snuck aboard a train that was bringing people to a ship called the Ark which is their only way off this planet. Loki and Sylvie exchange stories with each other to build a little trust until Loki gets drunk on the train and blows their cover. They jumped out of the train but the tempad crashed to pieces dooming them on this planet.

Loki suggested that they hijack the Ark and escape, for once Sylvie agreed with his crazy plan since it was their only chance. During their walk to the city, Sylvie tells Loki that everyone in the TVA is all variants, the memories of their lives had faded over time which is why they believe that the Timekeepers had created them. They made it to the city only to see that the destruction was getting worse by the second. They raced through the city dodging guards and falling meteors, but it was too late. The Ark was destroyed, and they were doomed. Of course, they start falling for each other which created a Nexus event for the TVA to track them down. 

After finding out the timekeepers were fake, both Lokis ended up in the void where they met other Loki variants. Sylvie and Loki enchanted Alioth which led them to Kang, a robotic time dictator. Kang was the one who wanted Sylvie as his daughter to take over his work. They escaped with the help of Dr. Strange and ended up in the timeline where Thanos was dead. Loki made up with Thor who had gotten fat over his long depression state.

Korg: From God bod to Sad bod.

Me: Korg!

Anyway, Loki and Sylvie team up with the remaining Avengers, new allies, and even Spider-man variants to stop Kang. Along with the Guardians of the Galaxy. Loki and Sylvie decided to begin their new lives in New Asgard. Thor gave the throne to Valkryie while he went off on new adventures with the Guardians.

Korg: And Loki ended up marrying Sylvie. And they have a little girl of their own.

Me: Korg, seriously?! I just repaired the fourth wall!

Korg: Sorry!

Thor: Are you two done yet?

Me: Oh, come on!

Thor: Never mind.

Now then, Loki and Sylvie fixed a few laws in New Asgard, as a result, they adopted Ella, a little girl with mismatched eyes. Sylvie cleared Peter's name and now she is one of the best lawyers in New Asgard. Loki became a teacher to teach the new generation of Asgardians about their history. Then they got married and life seemed to work out. Or so they thought.

Korg: You mean like the God Butcher?

Me: Korg! No spoiling the book! (sighs) Next time, I'm just asking Loki to block the fourth wall from you and Thor.